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December 20, 2019 by Frankie Moretti Leave a Comment

Eros Guide Review: It’s Not For Me!

As you may or may not know, the escorts parading around America online are not my thing. It’s well known that I am not the hugest fan of escort sites. Everyone that knows me, knows that I just don’t see why anyone would ever pay for sex anymore. There just isn’t a real need for it, in my opinion. That holds especially true for the Eros.com guide.

I get it, there are guys out there that just swear they cannot find a single woman on this planet that will have sex with them. I’m not sure what you’re doing to make that occur, but I guess it’s completely possible. I also understand that some guys have that fetish where they see sex as a power thing, and it makes them get off to have a woman doing what he wants for money.

Eros.com terms

I don’t judge anyone on things like that, but I’m pretty sure you could role-play the escort/John thing a lot more safely than taking the risk of hiring prostitutes or escorts. But, you do you and if hiring a sex worker is your thing, just remember it is still illegal here in the U.S. and it isn’t without risks.

Because I have readers from all walks of life, I know that some of you guys do still look for escort sites where you can find someone to share an hour or so with for money. Again, I don’t condone it, but what I do like to do is help make sure that if you’re going to use these sites, that you’re not being ripped off.

Unfortunately, the creators of escort sites are rarely looking out for you or the escorts who advertise their services. This is why I look at these types of sites review them, even though I won’t use them.

Eros is one of the sites I decided to take a look at to determine its legitimacy. Eros is an escort site mainly catering to guys in the U.S., but they don’t stop with just escorts. They also advertise A LOT of different sex-related things, like brothels, porn sites, and hookup sites that are some of the sites I’ve reviewed before and they are less-than-successful in getting you free sex.

Before you decide to sign up for Eros, take a look at my review to help determine if it’s the right site for you.

Eros index page

Reasons Why Eros.com Is Not Legit Enough (For Me)

Eros is a site built for advertising. Sure, there are ads there, but their grand scheme is to have you click on the links they present so that both Eros and the advertiser they’ve partnered with will get paid. They do enough to keep you interested and intrigued, but they really don’t deliver on what they promise.

Here are the four things I noticed that make me think that Eros is not a legit site and will not get you laid, either for free or by paying for sex.

#1: Ads, Ads, Everywhere

I have been on so many dating sites and trust me, all of them have advertising. This is just something they do, and I get that. What I don’t like is that some sites will just bombard you with advertising to the point that that’s all you see.

Every single thing you click on that you think is site-related is typically a link to another site and dating sites have gotten to be experts at hiding that fact. Eros is really no different. They even have a page to boast about the way they help their partners with advertising.

Yes, this is totally legal. I’m not saying advertising shouldn’t occur, everyone has to make their money in this world. But, what I don’t like is that they’re taking all of your information and sharing it with whomever they are partnered with, whether you want them to know about you or not.

To me, this is just a very easy way to get your inbox blown up with spam, your personal information linked to some shadier sites, or even hacked.

#2: “Live” CamRabbit Rooms

Probably the biggest method that shadier dating sites use to get you hooked is to have “Live Cams.” You’ll see the clickable link prominently displayed because they’re hoping to have you get so excited to see live T&A that you’ll click on the link and then forget why you came to Eros.

From what I can tell, the cam shows are girls sitting there waiting for guys to click the link and spend some money on tokens and they’ll do a show. I do suspect that these are videos and not live shows, though. I can’t prove it, but all I can say is once you get sucked into these shows, you’re going to be spending a good deal of money for absolutely nothing that you couldn’t find for free on porn sites.

#3: Fake Adult Dating Ads

Eros likes to pretend that it isn’t just for those guys and gals in the escort industry. They also state that are dating ads. Actually, there is a boatload of dirty talk (like on Tinder) going on but for actual meetups, those are few and far between.

I think Eros is more of a discussion area, mostly because there aren’t many members who are local to each other so they just can’t meet in person. Or, it could just be a fantasy thing, where people discuss the things they’d like to do because they can’t do it in real life.

Either way, it’s frustrating.

#4: Fake Profile Photos

Even if you do find someone to talk to and they want to meet, I suspect that they’re not who they’re portraying themselves to be. The women of Eros are gorgeous. Like porn star gorgeous.

Are you really telling me that all these beautiful women are really using a “D” level escort site to find work? Come on! If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

Trust me, these beauties have had their pictures stolen from other places and profiles were made to make horny men believe that this is the caliber of women using Eros. If you try to talk to them you’re either going to be talking to a bot or a hired employee posing as that woman, not the girl pictured.

The Final Verdict on Eros: Nothing But A Joke

Eros isn’t going to get you laid. They bank on the fact that you’re a guy that is so horny that once you see some boobs, you’re going to throw all of your common sense out the window and spend money on the things they advertise.

If I were you, I would avoid Eros, it isn’t going to get you any closer to the real goal we all have as men: getting laid. You can do that by reading here.

December 10, 2019 by Frankie Moretti Leave a Comment

Skokka Review : No Good, Stay Away From It…

I know not all my readers are from good old ‘Merica, which is awesome by the way, so some of you are using or have questions about dating sites that we in the U.S. don’t have access to. One of these sites is called Skokka. Skokka describes itself as an “Adult Dating Reference” site, which to me, is a red flag.

If you’re considering using Skokka, here’s what you need to know.

Skokka.com

My Review of Skokka

Here’s what you need to know about this escort site…

Where Can I Use Skokka?

As I mentioned, Skokka isn’t really available for men here in the United States. There is probably a very good reason for that and while I can’t prove it, I suspect it’s because this “Adult Dating Reference” is a site for prostitution.

Yes, when you log in to using the site, they give you some warning that there is not to be any exchange of money for sex, but just because they say it doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. I mean, even escort sites here in the U.S. say the same thing but we all know what’s going on there.

The Feds in the U.S. have really started stomping out escort sites, remember Backpage and the personals section of Craigslist? So, that means finding legit (I guess) escort sites anymore is just not easy here at home.

If you want to use Skokka, you’re going to live in one of these countries:

Spain
Argentina
Bolivia
Columbia
Mexico
Peru
Chile
Dominican Republic
Guatemala
Australia
Brazil
Costa Rica
Ecuador
Italy
Panama
Venezuela
Uruguay
Paraguay
Singapore
Switzerland
India
United Kingdom
Netherland
Germany

So, as you can see, Skokka is pretty much available in Europe and South America, where I suspect prostitution is not as heavily regulated as it is here.

Now, you know I don’t like the use of escorts, prostitutes, or street girls. It’s really no secret that all of my dates are women who are interested in sex and they don’t expect me to pay them for it. I think it is something that is just too risky, no matter what country you’re in.

And I think it is especially risky in countries you’re not familiar with, which is why I would never recommend any of my American brothers or sisters to use Skokka if they are traveling to these countries. You’re in a strange country, the escort knows it, and you become a huge target for violence of some sort.

Skokka: A Backpage Alternative?

When Skokka was released, it was touted as the next great Backpage alternative. I’m not sure why they would want to tout that, but hey, blow your horn if you must.

You see, Backpage wasn’t a great site either and because of the shady dealings it was involved in (um, prostitution and sex trafficking), it was completely shut down and seized by the Feds.

I’m not making this up, you can search the old interwebs and see for yourself. In my humble opinion, the closing down of the Backpage site was long overdue. Now, the personals section of Craigslist, well that was a hard one to take for someone like me who enjoys quick and easy hookups with other like-minded lady individuals.

Back to Skokka. They claim to be a top escort site. They are not.

The only thing you’re going to see when you start using Skokka is a bunch of thumbnail pictures of T&A and profiles of women who will supposedly meet you for sex. For a price.

The thing is, the women are not vetted, so you don’t know if these are real women or if the ads are fakes. You don’t know if the person you contact will be the person who will show up to your place. For all you know, a guy will show up that is going to beat the living crud out of you and rob you…or worse.

And if you’re someone looking to have hookups, free sex, or you even want to have vanilla, legit dates, you’re not going to find it on Skokka. This is totally a pay-for-sex site and has nothing to offer those of us that aren’t about breaking the law.

Ridiculous Ads Everywhere

I actually enjoyed spending time reading the ads on Skokka, mostly for their comic content. I suspect that the majority of the ads are fake because they seem like men wrote them.

Here is what I mean:

New Girl-Susie-learning-super wet-willing to please-Korean Air Hostess

Susie-Service your lollipop with air hostess from Korea

Height: 162

Bra: D

Body: Firm soft curves

Age: 22

Nationality: Korean

Air hostess touring Australia this week-Canberra

Rates from $220 per hour (discounts before 6pm)- full detail at lollipoplounge.com.au

Susie is new arrival, young, hot friendly girl. She wants to learn more with nice gentleman caller.

Treat her nice and she will make you her King and Master.

Try fresh, try now-see her today!

She is waiting for you.

Come say hello-lots of lovely girls waiting to treat you like never before!

Skokka Escort Listings

That just screams two things to me. First, a guy wrote that because that’s what he thinks men would want, and two, kinda creepy. I don’t know, but it almost seems like they’re hawking her.

I don’t know Susie and I don’t know if this is something she even wants to be doing, but I do know that if I was in Canberra I wouldn’t be looking her up. I’m just getting a “sex trafficking” vibe here.

Even if Susie and the other ladies of Skokka are all totally legit and totally into having sex for money, can you imagine how much money you’re going to be spending, even with the discount?

With so many good hookup and fuck dating sites on the web, there is absolutely no reason to pay for sex anymore. There are always horny women looking for horny men and the only thing you have to pay for is the fee for the dating site and maybe a drink or meal before you two bang your brains out. It certainly won’t cost you $220 an hour!

The Verdict on Skokka: Not Made for the Casual Dater

If you’re in South America, the U.K., Australia, or you’re looking to travel to those areas, Skokka is not going to be the site you want to use for free hookups. While trying to mask itself as something legit, Skokka is nothing but a site used for paid sex that may or may not be involved in some shady dealings.

If it were me, I would avoid Skokka and focus on one of the many good hookup sites out there, many of them have international versions so you can get busy no matter where you are in the world.

August 6, 2019 by Frankie Moretti Leave a Comment

Escort Cafe Review: Serving Up A Hot Cup Of Garbage!

There are usually two camps on the topic of paying for sex. The first group believes that paying for sex is ridiculous, along with illegal (which it is), and would never consider an exchange of money for sex. The second group doesn’t see a problem with paying an escort, prostitute, or streetwalker, even if it is illegal to do so in most of the United States.

I am going to preface this review by saying I am not a fan of paying for sex. I’ve had enough success on hookup apps and dating sites that I’ve never had much of a drought in the bedroom. I also do not really want to get arrested, get a disease, or even possibly beat up by an angry pimp or prostitute who only wanted to rip me off. To me, hiring a sex worker is just too risky.

However, I do know that men will be men and no matter what I say, there are going to be those guys that want to pay for sex. If that’s you, then you might be interested in a site called Escort Cafe. Escort Cafe is a supposed escort and massage parlor listing site to help those who are interested in paid sexual acts to find them locally.

Escort Cafe Site

Yes, I Reviewed The Escort Cafe Site

Well, I decided to review Escort Café to see if it was worth your time, even though, full disclosure, I had no intention of actually using the service to find an escort. I remained open-minded, though, and looked at this escort site the same way I would look at any other dating site to see if they pull the same things the sham sites use. Here is why I think the site isn’t all it claims to be.

Looks Can Be Deceiving

When you land on Escort Cafe’s webpage, you’re going to see that it looks pretty schmancy. Escort Café wants you to believe that their search fields are so advanced that you’ll instantly be matched with an escort that is just going to blow your, ahem, mind.

The truth is, when you put in your search parameters, you’re not going to find much. In fact, unless you are in a big city, you’re probably not going to have many options at all. I mean, there will be some results because they want you to keep using their site, but the profiles on Escort Café leave much to be desired.

The Listings

Escort profiles on Escort Café are so basic, it’s almost laughable. When you choose a woman that might be of interest to you for an hour or so of fun, you can read a little, and I mean very little, about her. There are a few basic sentences on her ethnicity, age, hair color, height, and measurements and that’s about it.

Some of the escorts have reviews on their services, but if you’re an eagle-eye like me, you’ll see that the reviews weren’t even written on Escort Café. Instead, these reviews were taken from other escort sites and reposted as if they were from E.C. members.

Oh, and let me assure you, the site does not verify their escorts in any way. Why does that matter? Well, don’t you want to be sure that the escort you’re contacting isn’t a police officer?

Escort sites that don’t verify their members can’t guarantee that the woman who uploaded pictures is the actual woman behind those pictures, so you’re also running the risk of a completely different person showing up to satisfy you. Think about it, it could be a guy that’s going to beat you up or rob you. Is that a risk you want to take?

You will also notice that Escort Cafe has multiple links to things such as Chat Roulette and Live Sex Cams. I don’t know about you, but I am not one to use a dating site to sit and watch dirty cam shows. I mean, I joined to actually get laid, you know?

The bigger problem with these links is that they’re external links, meaning that when you click on one, you’re going to be taken away from Escort Cafe. This shows that the website is nothing but a money-making scheme to get you to check out other sites and then Escort Cafe gets paid for advertising to you.

The Privacy Policy

The privacy policy is something that nobody reads when they join a site and it’s a shame because it can really be eye-opening.

The Escort Café privacy policy lets you know that you pretty much have no privacy in using their site. They can and will give you up to law enforcement if asked to do so. Remember how getting with an escort is illegal in most of the country?

Once you become a member, you’re also giving the site the right to send you promotional information as much as they wish. I sure hope you’re ready to have your inbox blown up with junk because that is what Escort Cafe is dishing up.

And finally, this site wants you to know that they won’t put up with anyone using their site for advertising of illegal things. Because, you know, they don’t have the room with all the advertising of the illegal things they’re doing. Ridiculous!

Oh, and if you ever have any trouble while using Escort Café, good luck getting in contact with customer service. You cannot find a number to call or anyone to email, but instead, you’re supposed to fill out a generic help ticket. Trust me, they’re not going to get back to you on any issues.

Final Thoughts: Stay The F Away!

I’ve tried out all kinds of dating sites (see the top ones here). I’ve tried the mainstream ones, the kind of “out there” ones. I’ve even tried out the ones I despise, the escort sites.

If I have to be honest, I’ve been on escort sites that I was sure were legit. They are out there. But, I’ve never been more sure of something in my life and it is this: Escort Café is nothing but a waste of time.

The privacy policy is a joke, the escort profiles are super basic, the links are external in nature, and there is absolutely no privacy or customer support.

If you are looking for sex, I would highly recommend avoiding any escort site for legal reasons. But, if you’re intent on using escort sites, I have to be adamant that this is not going to help you get lucky. Nor is the infamous Listcrawler.com site either. Face the facts bro.

July 27, 2019 by Frankie Moretti 1 Comment

Bedpage Review: The New Classified Ads Giant

I’m crazy for even sharing some of the information that I do, I know. Some times I get a bit too deep with these escort sites and classified ads. Well, today I’m sharing the ins and outs of a site called Bedpage. The site is essentially trying to replace Backpage.com. After checking this site out for a month, I finally feel confident enough to publish this review. Here’s what you need to know about the site.

Bedpage.com screenshot

Bedpage Review and Site Analysis

It’s no secret that I’m not the biggest fan of sites that do a few things. First, I don’t like sites that name themselves after other, more popular sites to try and trick desperate guys into using them. And second, it’s no secret that I’m not the biggest fan of escort and prostitute sites. Besides being illegal in most places, these types of sites rarely have real escorts or sex workers, but instead, are full of fake ads that trick lonely guys into thinking they’re going to meet the woman pictured.

Before I begin my review, don’t go sending me hate on my dislike of prostitution. I don’t judge, you do what’s right for you, but I prefer to not pay for sex. That being said, I do always look at these escort sites with an open, but critical eye so you don’t get yourself in trouble, beat up, robbed, or sick from something that requires a strong antibiotic or can’t be cured.

So, what is Bedpage? If you’ve used any escort sites before, you’ve probably heard of Backpage. Backpage was a site that had personals ads, escort ads, and was kind of like Craigslist, but a little dirtier.

Backpage is gone because of a bill passed to prevent sex trafficking. FOSTA/SOSTA was passed around March of 2018 and has pretty much convinced all sites like Craigslist and Backpage to either remove the personals sections or completely close up shop. This doesn’t mean that escort sites don’t exist, they do, but they really leave much to be desired, in my opinion.

Enter Bedpage. Bedpage is a site that was created using a spiffy little name to try and make you think that it is a sexier version of Backpage. But, is it? If you’re at all curious about using Bedpage, read my review to find out if I would recommend it.

4 Reasons Why Bedpage is a Joke

I really took the time to look at everything Bedpage had to offer because I wanted to be completely sure about what it was and if it was a decent site or not. I didn’t have to poke around long to find out exactly what Bedpage was about and believe me, it is exactly what I suspected. Here are the reasons I found that Bedpage.com is a complete waste of time.

#1. Copycat Homepage.

When you land on the Bedpage homepage, you’re going to see that is an exact replica of the Backpage homepage before they were seized by the government. However, don’t let this fool you, it is not Backpage and has absolutely nothing to do with Backpage.

Remember, Backpage was just like Craigslist in that it offered up ads that weren’t sex-related. Bedpage has those same categories listed, but if you check any of them, you’ll see there are no ads posted. Bedpage is nothing but a method of advertising dating sites and fake escort ads.

#2. Ads, Ads, Ads.

This site likes to post ads. Like, everywhere you look, there are ads. Not all those ads are bad, mind you, they’ve got some ads of dating and hookup sites that are actually very good for getting laid.

However, if you’re planning on using Bedpage for finding an escort, you’re probably going to be disappointed. The number of true escort ads is very slim, which I’ll get to in a second, and the number of dating site ads is almost overwhelming.

If you do want to use Bedpage to find a dating site, you want to be careful there as well. Yes, some of the sites they advertise are very good, but many are also fraud sites themselves. Really, you have got to be careful when using Bedpage.

#3. Fake Images.

When you do stumble across an escort ad, you’re going to notice that they are all usually very sexy women. I’m not saying sexy women aren’t working as escorts, I’m sure there are very fine women in the world’s oldest profession. What I question is the fact that every single escort is gorgeous.

When I see something like that, I get on my detective hat and start doing a little more investigation in the form of a reverse image search on Google. What I found is exactly what I suspected.

Every picture I took the time to search was, in fact, stolen. See, when dating site creators make a site, they will look for hotties who have posted on other sites and they “scrape” them, or in layman’s terms, steal them, to use on their site. The original person who posted their photo elsewhere has no idea their image is being used to promote Bedpage and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be happy about it.

What does all this mean to you? Well, what it means is this: if you find a sexy escort and you contact her wanting an hour or so of her time, the picture you were so enthralled with is likely not the woman who will show up on your doorstep. Maybe that doesn’t bother you but think about it.

Let’s say you find a cute blonde, you order her up, and you get a knock on your door. You open the door and the woman who showed up is not the woman you thought would show up and even worse, she isn’t doing it for you. Like, she’s giving you whiskey dick (speaking of whiskey, here are some cocktails to try) because she’s a two-bagger.

Now, what do you do? You’ve got an angry prostitute in your house who won’t leave until she’s paid, and you certainly don’t want to have sex with her, and you don’t want to pay for something you didn’t do. Do you call the police? How in the hell can you without admitting you were looking to illegally hire a prostitute?

So, I guess what I’m saying is please, PLEASE be careful if you decide to use Bedpage. You really have no legal leg to stand on if things go awry.

#4. I’m Not the Only One Who Thinks Bedpage is a Fraud.

After everything I’ve said, you might think I’m being a wimp, being dramatic, or just totally against using paid sex workers, and all of that is fair. But, I want you to know that I’m not the only one who finds Bedpage to be a fraud site. If you don’t trust me, trust the experiences of others who have used the site.

Ripoffreport.com is a great resource to use when you’re considering any type of dating site, whether it is a mainstream site, a more adult type of dating site, or an escort site. If you look at the report on Bedpage, you’re going to see that others have tried it and have been ripped off. And, if you don’t trust me, and you don’t trust them, then nothing I say is going to convince you.

Final Verdict on Bedpage

I don’t like sites that make their money from ripping off unsuspecting people and unfortunately, Bedpage is one of those sites. The whole escort/prostitution thing aside, people are using Bedpage to satisfy something in themselves and the site creators are playing off that need, which is pretty awful in my book.

If you must find yourself a sex worker, I promise you, Bedpage is not the place to do it. You’re really better off joining a hookup site and finding someone interested in a mutually legal sexual relationship, but again, you do what’s right for you. Just don’t do it on Bedpage, k?