Author Archives: Frankie Moretti
Author Archives: Frankie Moretti
I’ve spent a TON of time doing my research on Farrah Abraham. She’s perhaps my favorite webcam model of all time. There are many reasons why I both adore and cam with her, which you’ll certainly be hearing about today.
Some think I’m an insane man for even wanting to watch her on cam, others are high five-ing me all the way to the computer.
For individuals immersed in the adult entertainment scene, so-called “camgirls” have been all the rage for years. Due to the prevalence of this particular career path, several of these women have turned their private cam channels into fully fledged modeling careers. There are a few that have literally become millionaires and business moguls doing so.
Make no mistake about it, Farrah Abraham is one of those women. She went from being on MTV’s Teen Mom TV Series to driving badass cars, creating her own sex toys, having sex with porn stars, and becoming one of the most famous cam models in America. Here’s everything I know about her and why you’ll probably fall in love with her just like I did.
Full disclosure: I did all I could to verify everything that’s published in this article. While I’ve done what I could, it’s possible that you may have a different opinion with regards to the individual.
When I started researching a few of these women, I was immediately struck by their work ethic and creative approach to building a career outside of cam work. One of these women, Farrah Abraham, impressed me so much that I was driven to write this article, something I didn’t expect when I first started my research. Below, I get into all the facets of Farrah’s career and personality that have made her just so fascinating.
Farrah Abraham was born in Omaha, Nebraska on May 31st, 1991 to mother Debra Danielsen and father, Michael Abraham. Her parents have been quoted as saying that “Farrah…was exceptionally stubborn as a child, often…lashing out when she didn’t get what she wanted.” While I can’t confirm this particular detail, it seems likely that someone so determined to be successful would also be a difficult child.
Farrah started her cam career unlike most others do, as a part-time side hustle to make some extra money. Instead, Farrah first gained notoriety by appearing on the show 16 and Pregnant in 2008 as (you guessed it) a teenaged, soon-to-be mother.
At this point, the young Farrah was only 17 and was struggling to deal with this newfound responsibility that was soon to be delivered to her…literally.
Due to the success of 16 and Pregnant, Farrah was able to appear on a spinoff later that year, entitled Teen Mom. First airing in 2009, Farrah appeared on the series until its finale in 2012.
It was at this point that Farrah decided (in conjunction with her management, no doubt) that she should diversify into other avenues of entertain. So in 2012, shortly after the cancellation of Teen Mom, she released a memoir called “My Teenage Dream Ended” along with a studio album of the same name.
While her album didn’t exactly wow critics or the public, her book landed on the New York Times Bestseller list for several weeks.
After 2012, Farrah tried a stint of different career paths, to limited results. It wasn’t until 2014 that she resurfaced, being cast in the fourth season of popular series Couples Therapy. During this period, a wave of controversy surrounded Farrah thanks to accusations from her assumed partner, Brian Dawe.
Shortly after the series started airing, Brain made claims that Abraham had hired him to play her boyfriend. He left Couples Therapy after just six weeks, Leaving Farrah as the only member of the show to continue therapy solo, choosing to instead focus on her fractured relationship with her mother.
At the same time as the series was airing, Farrah was also pursuing a career in adult films. She filmed a single porno with famed adult actor and producer James Deen, which she shelved during the airing of Couples Therapy, at the suggestion of her management and PR.
The James Deen film was, according to Farrah: “An incredibly uncomfortable experience.” However, as Farrah reportedly sold this sex tape to Vivid Entertainment (to the tune of 1 million dollars), and then shortly after that recorded and released a second video with the same actor, I question whether the public was ever given the whole story.
For those of you not familiar with Vivid Entertainment, the company is owned by Steven Hirsch and they’re responsible for the publication and exposing Kim Kardashian’s sex tape with Ray J. You know, the one that made her insanely rich and famous. Which she recently claims was all done due to taking ecstasy which I don’t believe a word of quite frankly. Here’s the report on that by TMZ.
Immediately after this controversy, Farrah appeared in a continuation of MTV’s Teen Mom called Being Farrah. There were four “Being” series, all centered around the original four young women showcased on Teen Mom.
Farrah was released from this series after just one season, as the other former teen mothers felt that Abraham was “a terrible influence on their children.”
Through 2013-14, Farrah was contracted for a series of residencies at three different gentleman’s clubs, reportedly to “make ends meet” between gigs.
The most popular of these clubs, Palazio’s Gentleman’s Club, purportedly paid her over $500,000 for a 3-month stint. Abraham has been quoted as stating that “stripping…has been a great way to support my child while I focus on new opportunities and creative endeavors.”
Enter 2015. Farrah Abraham was hired to be a part of the Celebrity Big Brother, a popular British reality television program. Her appearance was reportedly “uneventful,” and she ended up being the 5th housemate to be evicted after royally pissing off her fellow American roommate, Austin Armacost.
A few months later, she was given the opportunity to reappear on the sister program to Big Brother, called Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side. During the 2-hour program, Farrah got into a physical altercation with her co-star, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. Both women received official warnings from the British police following the incident.
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In 2016, Farrah Abraham signed an exclusive contract with the CamSoda website, a company she remains with to this day. As one of their top performing models, Farrah maintains a following of over a million users, something she credits to her hardcore fitness regimen and insatiable sexual appetite.
I caught wind of this on a website dedicated to revealing new Camsoda models. I found out that the site published an article about how Farrah got a new vagina, and that she was going to be showing it off on Camsoda. Well, guess what it looks fantastic! Trust me on that one!
Beginning in 2017, Farrah Abraham began her film career by appearing as Karen Sims in the film Adam K. Shortly after this, he played Fannie Rae Baker in the indie film Axeman 2: Overkill.
As of 2019, Farrah is still modeling full-time on CamSoda while she auditions for film roles. She’s expressed interest in finding primarily supporting roles, as “acting is a craft she’s still trying to perfect.”
As for her daughter, whose arrival ultimately made Farrah Abraham famous, very little is known. Born Sophia Laurent Abraham in 2009, Farrah’s daughter splits her time between her mom’s house and her father’s, 16 and Pregnant star Derek Underwood.
While Farrah’s daughter spent her early years out of the public eye, she’s more recently been popping up on her mother’s social media accounts. It seems as though Farrah has decided that her daughter should become a more public component of her life, something I think humanizes her despite her various career flubs.
As you can see Farrah has done a ton of stuff over the years and her hustle and mindset are the reason why she is where she is today. There are plenty of people that have had the same opportunity as her.
I love everything about Farrah and will without a doubt be spending more time chatting with her on Camsoda.com. Eventually, I’d really like to attend one of her boxing matches.
Update: Okay, well I probably won’t be attending any of her boxing matches since she totally bailed on her last scheduled match and is now in a lawsuit with her promoter.
Even worse, it seems as though she was hit with other lawsuits for having stores close down without paying the rent on the lease. Turns out she might not be the best businesswoman after all. Whatever ~ that’s not going to stop me from messaging her so that I can see her toy herself on cam later this evening.
This is one that you don’t see all that often. If you’re living on the West Coast, then there’s a good a good chance that you’ve had In-N-Out Burger. If not, then you don’t know what you’re missing. It’s perhaps the best burger that I’ve ever had in my entire life.
I’m a very picky eater too.
Not only am I picky, but I’m also extra observant. After dining at one of these delicious burger joints recently in Las Vegas, NV, I hit the local coffee shop to spend the day working instead of getting worked at the tables.
Hint: pay close attention to the logo below…
While doing so, I somehow ended up on a website called MeetNFuck.com. Seriously, don’t ask how, I haven’t got a clue.
What I can say is that this looked very familiar to me, in fact, I thought I had seen it the same day.
Sure enough, it was almost identical to the In-N-Out Burger logo.
Which made me both crave meeting someone for some casual fun and crushing another burger. If I could have both at the same time, I’d be in heaven.
What’s a bit shocking to me is that the burger giant lets this slide.
Either the creator of the MeetNFuck.com site is very much into cheeseburgers or the In-N-Out Burger brand is behind this.
Well, if I were a betting man I’d have to say that this is what might be occurring here…
Maybe In-N-Out Burger is running this site and they’re not only satisfying consumers food cravings but their cravings for a fling?
A bit of a stretch, I know!
The only other thing I can think of is that the owner of the MeetNFuck.com website holds stock in the In-N-Out Burger company or it’s their favorite restaurant or they just like the logo. My guess is that’s what’s happening here with this.
Brilliant and bold marketing tactic to say the least!
For whatever reason, it will subconsciously make you hungry for a hookup partner and a burger with fries. I’ll take both ALL DAY LONG!
If you’re looking for a good cheeseburger then hit up In-N-Out, if you want to hookup in Las Vegas, whatever you do, don’t hit hit up Larissa Dos Santos (who’s now living in Vegas), or any of those shady massage parlors while your there. I can’t recommend that you join the MeetNFuck site either as I really don’t know who they are or what they’re about. I will tip my cap to them for their synergistic creativeness.
Just join one of the dating networks that work, I cannot say whether or not this one mentioned here works. In fact, I can’t confirm anything about them at all other than the fact that every single time I see the logo I want to eat some….burgers.
I have many vices, but none perhaps as bizarre as being a complete addict of 90 Day Fiance. I’m far from the guy who becomes addicted to Reality TV, but this show just captured my mind due to the sheer amount of idiots that live in this world combined with the number of lunatics thinking they can co-mingle with a person from a culture they know nothing about. I ready today that Larissa Dos Santos Lima is already dating someone else after getting walking papers from her husband, Colt Johnson, on January 11. Today I’ll catch you up with what I know and share the gory details.
If you don’t know the premise of the show, here it is:
People meet, whether it be on a vacation, or online, and they fall in love. The caveat with this reality TV series is that these people live in different countries and have to go through hula hoops to get married. The biggest hula hoop being that they have exactly 90 days to get married once the fiance arrives on US soil with a fiance visa.
What could go wrong, you ask?
Well, it all goes wrong. Cultural issues, financial woes, promises of a better life that aren’t delivered, it all happens, and much, much more. This show is for those of you who love drama, like me.
Today’s blog is about a couple who got married in Las Vegas, Nevada. Not the best place to import your fresh off the boat bat shit crazy Brazilian girl, and I speak from experience as someone who has lived in Vegas and dated many South Americans.
But, Colt Johnson, a computer programmer who looks and acts every bit of the stereotypical part, did just that when he imported Larissa Dos Santos Lima, the fiery Brazil native who was arrested on January 11 on charges of domestic battery against him for – wait for it – the third time. How she’s not deported yet after arriving and quickly becoming a serial offender is beyond me. The first time she struck the poor computer dork (who actually seems like a really nice, homey guy on the show) was just days before they had their wedding.
What do you expect from people who met on social media and were engaged just five days after their first physical meet-up?
Upon hearing the news that Larissa is dating someone new, Colt told US (who first reported this story) that he had tried to reach out to her but she is blocked on every social media platform and won’t answer emails. He doesn’t even know where she is currently residing.
After revealing to the world via Instagram on February 17 that she had a boyfriend, she hasn’t revealed his identity yet. If I’m that guy she’s dating, I would be hiding my identity as well. In fact, I’d hit that, and run. In addition to having a horrible accent, she’s a lunatic and really, not that hot. I know, I know, it’s not all about looks. But lets be real, she’s attacked a man three times. She’s a loose cannon.
That’s her cryptic photo she posted on Instagram of her new crush.
The identity will be revealed, however, at a divorce party scheduled for March 2nd at popular Las Vegas strip club Crazy Horse 3. You can come and “meet her new boo,” as she announced on Instagram.
Ironically, not to be upstreamed, Johnson is having his divorce party the night before at the same location. Can’t make this up. Johnson also added in advance of his party that he is bringing someone special.
“I have a date for the divorce party, so that’s exciting,” – Colt Johnson.
I cringe when I read this. People doing stuff because they think they are reality TV stars. I like laughing, don’t get me wrong, and this show makes me laugh. But, it’s the type of laughing nobody wants – it’s people being made fun of, ridiculed, and looked down upon. I feel sorry for the people on this show, because they are essentially being picked on for making awful decisions.
Then again, they signed up for both the show and the marriage. Live, and hopefully, learn.
Johnson and Dos Santos Lima’s divorce is not finalized yet.
If you’re reading this article, then you’re either into hooking up with random women, you live in New York, or you’re just a lunatic like me. The popular swinging website SwingLifeStyle, also commonly referred to as SLS, has been running strong since the early 2000s. Its offerings range from menage a trois, wife swaps, three or more simultaneous partner-type situations, and an array of other ways to get together with like-minded individuals. And while SLS hasn’t always boasted the largest user base, it has consistently maintained around 6,000 users a year, most of which are quite active on the site.
The site sees roughly 8,000 new members a month, but bear in mind that these users tend to leave the site shortly after that. They either opt for the “insta” style site that’s massive versus tight communities like this or they go for something more traditional.
Full disclosure: It’s not like my go-to sex dating app but it’s pretty solid.
Due to the delicate subject matter present on the site, SLS only requires basic personal stats like age, email address, and what type of connection you’re looking for. There’s a separate link for individuals who’d like to stay off of the main servers (something I think is a nice touch) at the link found here. Click the button to join, and you will be sent to the main splash page.
You’ll have already obtained your swinger lifestyle login and you’re likely ready to hit the ground running. Once you’ve finished putting together your baseline profile, you’ll be able to start messaging with others….or so you might think. Unfortunately, without a paid membership to this site, you can only see when someone has messaged you.
These messages appear like a typical instant message, but when you attempt to hit the chat button, an additional popup warns that without money upfront, you won’t be reaching out to any fellow swingers any time soon. This means that potential matches may assume you’re uninterested and give up (unless the match happens to be a paid user). In this case, they are given the option to open up communication, if they so choose.
Another batch of features strictly for paying guests, upgraded member profiles provide a huge leap forward in terms of SwingLifeStyle’s functionality. You can start conversations right away, which is a huge benefit (and a baseline component of the site’s functionality).
You’ll also be given access to the complete set of images on user profiles. Free members are stuck viewing only the “PG” photos, with nude photos being wholly blurred out.
While you might be frustrated at the choice to bar free users from seeing nudes, consider the following; Hackers, scammers, and bots all tend to use free profiles to do things like steal personal information, which can often include personal images. I think this is the right approach, and urge you to keep it in mind while perusing all that SwingLifeStyle has to offer.
SwingLifeStyle has kept the user interface relatively simple, with a floating control bar kept to the left. The site navigation is relatively straightforward, with links to either your free or subscription-based options. The messaging app is pretty well designed, and I had no trouble making sure my messages were read, as well as seeing any incoming requests that I might get. I will say, however, that the control scheme looks very 1999. SwingLifeStyle would do well to give their look an overhaul.
So, as is commonly done on most pay-to-play sites, discounts are offered dependant on the length of time you’re looking to “swing around.” A single month runs $14.95, while a 3-month stint comes in at $9.98 per month.
If you’re the type to slowly explore sites like this and you’d like to take your time, you can purchase either a 6-month plan at $8.33 a month, or a year’s worth at just $5.83 billed monthly. Any of these choices will open up the full range of SwingLifeStyle’s offerings, so feel free to try a month first and see what you think.
P.S. – There’s also a lifetime membership offered at just $149.95. This isn’t something very commonly offered by sites like SwingLifeStyle, and what it says to me is that they’re a company willing to invest in its core group of users.
So I’ve already covered how paying for SLS’s membership opens up messaging and images, but there’s a slew of features that are specific to the site, and make your money well spent.
The first of these is called “Hot Date.” This is more or less a simplified version of many popular online calendar apps, except built primarily to advertise when you’re free to meet. If you tend to be the type of guy or gal that likes meeting someone new right away, the Hot Date function gives other users a chance to see your schedule right away and make plans that can often be same-day. You can also tie these calendars to other users, making group experiences even easier to put together.
Next up is something called Swinger Clubs. This is almost exactly what it sounds like, an online resource where you can browse local swinging clubs. These tend to be updated quite regularly and makes jumping into the group scenes a breeze for residents new to the area. Honestly, I hit this type of sex club in New York all the time.
The last one I’m going to mention here is something called Travel. As the name implies, it relates to getting where you need to be to make that new connection happen. However, instead of just offering links to third-party sites, SwingLifeStyle instead decided to create its own travel organization, Topless Travel. Here you can browse listings for swinger boat trips, 10-day resort excursions, and even fully stocked cruise ship getaways!
I am firmly impressed by what SwingLifeStyle offers here. Very few websites that I’ve reviewed prior haven’t come close to providing such a high degree of service.
You probably won’t be surprised by what I’m about to tell you, but I fully, wholeheartedly endorse Swinger LifeStyle as a website for meeting group partners. As it stands, it provides an almost unmatched resource for individuals who are into group eroticism, but beyond that fact, it provides a slew of additional perks. Yes, I know what you’re probably thinking, that these perks are only offered hen paid for.
While that’s certainly true, this may be one of the few times that I tell you to go for it. SwingLifeStyle provides a heck of a product at a really affordable price point. When you consider this, along with the option to purchase a full lifetime membership, I think you’ll agree with me.
Living in New York City can be exciting. I’m talking exceptionally exciting beyond your wildest dreams. One of the reasons that I say that is because of the crazy sex clubs located throughout the city. I’m somewhat of a connoisseur you could say and a frequent flyer so to speak.
Whether you’re looking for a sex club, sex party, swingers club, or just an adult club that caters to the sexually open individual, this information below should help.
If you’re living in NYC or if you’re simply spending some time on business or vacation, then you might want to venture over to the dark side of the city. You’ll certainly love what you see, I can guarantee that without a doubt.
Below you will find a rundown of the most popular sex clubs in the city and most importantly, why I suggest checking them out. One thing you need to consider is the fact that I’ve got two typical approaches when it comes to these sex clubs. I either a) bring someone along that I’ve met on any of the adult dating apps I use or b) I meet someone there and bring them back to my place for some nookie.
Think of this as my personal version of the tuscl.net website but just focusing on New York City.
Now, before I get started, you’re probably wondering what I consider to be a sex club. Well, in my humble opinion, any place that’s a club and where you can get laid or at least receive oral sex is what I’d consider a down and dirty underground sex club.
If you haven’t explored any of these locations, then you need to do so, pronto!
This club is a members-only establishment that hosts a bunch of different types of parties. The party themes range anywhere from sex to sex-themed, and even hedonism.
The parties that Killing Kittens throws are not nut parties, they’re clothed but they do take things up a notch at times at the mansions they rent out for the weekend. There’s no way you’re getting into this club without applying.
This is an interesting sex club concept which operates as an educational lab with a fun twist. They do everything here from teaching people how to find the g-spot to helping women squirt everywhere to condom application and more.
They teach sex “hacks” for the people that like to learn and bang all the same. If you’re into learning with your hands, then this is for you!
The Lip Service club is an interesting one, to say the least. These sex parties are literally a staple of New York City and it all goes down at the House of Scorpio Brooklyn loft. People get together and they play games, consume tasty cocktails, and kiss like crazy. This party is very interesting because it’s a pansexual party. You’ll need a blindfold to play the game. Be ready for some weird fun.
If you’re single, then the Intimate sex party is right up your alley. The sex parties typically take place with a maximum of 40 attendees.
There’s drinks, sex-related conversations, and a play area if you know what I mean. Be ready to talk about all the kinky fetishes and sex toys that you like using. Oh, and be ready to use them too!
The original swingers and sex club of NYC, Bowery Bliss is a no frills, no bullshit type of club. It’s a club that’s pretty much open to any and all couples interested in partaking in the fun. Lots of people swap partners and some even go home in a group of people. What’s more fun than going home with a couple ready to bang? Uh, nothing that I can think of!
The NSFW sex club is a club in New York City that’s been created to cater to those who are fans of eroticism and cannabis. It’s a sexual wellness club where you can enjoy some BDSM fun at the KinkLab, fantasy fun at PlayDate, and some cannabis at Dankquet. NSFW is the latest and greatest in terms of sex education and clubbing strictly for adults. Check this one out here on their site as it’s my new favorite of them all.
While this one isn’t a sex club, there’s plenty of sex-related activity taking place here for me to list it. This is exactly what you think it is, a strip club where you go to watch girls get naked. You’ll get the occasional lap dance and maybe something more if you play your cards right.
The club is located in Brooklyn and it’s filled with super hot women. This is the best spot to go to if you want to traditional NYC strip club experience.
I love this club not only because it’s got the same name as my favorite childhood movie but because it’s the 50 Shades of Gray type club. The place is classy, elegant, filled with swingers and the patrons that participate in the events are in their mid-30s.
As you know, I love a hot milf in her mid-30s, so this is right up my alley.
Well, there are plenty of other sex clubs that you can consider going to if you’re in New York City. Far better choices for sexual encounters versus the backpage nonsense. However, these are the best in my opinion. I’m open to other suggestions and if you’ve been to one that’s top notch and not listed, please let me know!
Most people think I’m crazy for even using these apps, but I think it’s a genius move on my part. Not to toot my own horn or anything but I get laid quite a bit these days. For the most part, it has everything to do with the sex dating apps that I use almost every single day.
If I’m not logging into one of these apps, I’m using the applicable networks via the desktop version (which are one and the same).
Rather than put you to sleep and continue talking about myself, I figured an alternative would be to give you a rundown of the mobile apps that I use and why I’ve chosen to use each individual application.
Yes, it’s all to increase my chances of hooking up.
No, none of them are Tinder.
Here’s what you need to know if you’re on the hunt for someone and you want sex like yesterday.
I guess the first question to ask is, “Do you want to hook up?” If the answer is yes, then congratulations, you’ve just joined literally a billion people on this planet with the same motive, want, and need.
People don’t go to the local bar any more though. Instead, they use dating hook up apps. Gone are the days of logging into Match.com or ChristianMingle.com for the serious Catholic type.
Heck, the days of Tinder.com are slowing down as well. Not really but what I mean to say is that others are steadily climbing, grasping market share and making big strides within the sex dating community.
Forget everything you’ve heard to date thus far. Just read this list below and know that I only know what I know and I know how to get laid every day.
It’s: A sex network that’s been around for more than a decade and most notably known for helping millions of Americans have one night stands without anyone finding out.
Plan on: Finding a lot of people willing to have sex via video with a large portion of those people looking for face to face meetups and care-free sexual encounters.
The Trick: Premium members get better placement, better perks, better support, and they ultimately get laid more as well.
Summing It Up: Perhaps the most effective and notorious sex apps on the planet. It’s a network full of people looking for nothing but sex with someone local. A pioneer in the hookup dating niche and safer than all other options out there. Check out Fling right here.
It’s: The NSFW version of Snapchat. A new and improved version that allows consumers to send and receive nude snaps and selfies before meeting up with people to hook up in person.
Plan on: Running into a lot of Snapchat stars that want to safely explore their exotic and sensual side without worrying about being banned. Send snaps and save a kitty (by kitty I mean pussy cat).
The Trick: Have a solid bio and profile built out to entice users to want to connect with you.
Summing It Up: The average Snapchat user that likes explicit content versus that safe for work nonsense will love this app. They put the “SEX” in sext if you know what I mean. DMs will lead to dicking down.
It’s: The anti-Zuckerberg website that’s built to function exactly like Facebook but for sex. Mark Zuckerberg wishes he could get laid by some of these members, I can guarantee that it would be hard for anyone to turn down these girls, even him. Good news for Zuck is that he’s got a beautiful Asian wife and doesn’t need Fuckbook, but if he did, it would be there to use! They officially earned the name the Facebook of sex and it’s worn well, to say the least.
Plan on: Meeting local people to chat with online and eventually meet in person for drinks and perhaps a quickie in the restaurant bathroom. I personally take people our for a nice steak and a couple of drinks, but it’s not necessary.
The Trick: Send messages with substance, not just the hey – let’s bang message. Put 10 to 15 seconds into it and you’ll get a lot further. Also, be sure to like girls photos. Just like on Facebook, these women love getting attention.
Summing It Up: The original Fuckbook is an amazing app that no one can touch. There have been quite a few imposters, so be careful. The one listed here on my site is 100% the real deal. In fact, the original site rebranded as InstantHookups.com due to all the copycat issues. Try the original or bust – trust me.
It’s: The best-kept secret around in terms of direct messaging for quick same-day booty calls. The Instagram girls that have been booted off the Gram for being dirty birdies are officially on Instabang and yes, willing to bang.
Plan on: Spending most of your time scrolling through and search for local hotties willing to chat with you. When you find one, you’re going to level up and hookup for sure. Oh, you can also plan on getting your money back if you suck at chatting with girls and flirting. They’ve got a money-back guarantee that you just can’t pass up.
The Trick: You must compliment and be active while on the go with this sex dating app. Most of them require effort but this one really requires it and doing so will 10x your results – I promise. You can also plan on all the people connecting with you being real. It’s one of the few sex apps out there that don’t use fake profiles.
Summing It Up: Instabang.com takes some getting used to with all the awesome features but you’ll get it soon enough. Having said that, I can’t think of a better way to meet and mingle with someone online aside from doing it in a network where people go in hopes of hooking up. Clearly a no-brainer without a doubt. #BOOM Don’t just dive right in just yet. Check out my full Instabang review then pull the trigger.
I know you’re probably wondering why I didn’t mention Bumble, Tinder, Hinge, Down, Pure, and every other sex dating app that you can easily access from your phone. Well, truth be told, those mentioned above work best for me and that’s why I shared them with you. If you can’t get laid using those apps above, then you’re not going to get laid in a house full of hoes with a fist full of money.
In the world of dating, you never get a second chance to make a first impression. Thanks to a new dating app consultant, you can spend your hard earned money on someone who will make your profile stand out among the crowd. Yep, it’s true. We’ve reached a point in time where people are outsourcing their profile creation.
Anyone who uses dating apps like Tinder or Bumble should pay attention, because it’s the little things that get people to swipe right these days. Since 2015, Meredith Golden has been helping people with their dating profiles. She made a post on Facebook offering to help friends and the former psychotherapist and at home Mom saw this little gig turn into a full blown venture. Her website is SpoonMeetSpoon.com, and her fees fetch as much as $2,000 monthly!
I’m all for being perfect, like the late Curt Henning, aka “Mr. Perfect.” However, you won’t see this nut of a person paying that much for a profile upgrade. She’s crazy if she thinks a savant like me, a serial dater, if you will, would pay that sort of a fee to get my profile up to her caliber.
But then again, there are suckers born every day, and some people simply don’t have the “A game” I bring to the table, day in, and day out.
I should re-iterate that the $2,000 fee is the most expensive package she offers, and not only does it include the perfect dating profile, but it also offers you the chance to have Golden swipe and chat with your matches. You simply show up for the dates she lines up for you. It’s that simple.
Golden starts off with a 20 minute questionnaire to get to know the client’s voice and demeanor. This way, she’s armed with enough info to replicate the tone and conversation when she chats with anyone they are matched up with.
She charges $300 for a dating profile package, and $600 for a “Dating Diagnosis” that shows you where you are making errors in your conversations.
Zack Guzman of Yahoo! Finance let her check out his profile so he could sample her services.
Guzman gave her the power to take over his Bumble profile and sent her a bunch of photo options she could pick and choose from. They went back and forth over the re-set, and his profile was completed and he felt it was very similar to what he initially began with.
After the profile reset, she advised him to stay away from Bumble on the weekends, which was weird to me. Like the gym, I subscribe to the #nodays off policy when it comes to swiping away for women I want to meet and fuck. But hey, I’m a savage and I do things my way. Her logic is that you don’t want to look like you don’t have anything to do on the weekends.
My rebuttal to that is, people don’t care. They are always on the phone. If I’m in an Uber or Lyft, I am swiping. If I’m waiting on someone, I’m swiping. Swipe or die, that’s the way I see it. You pay for the apps for a reason, you know?
Am I not going to hook up with a woman or think any less of her because she swiped me on a Saturday Night? Hell no. In fact, nine times out of ten you never find out when they actually swiped, so I am totally against her logic there.
Maybe I start my own swipe consulting service?
Golden’s other advice to Guzman was:
I agree with these, just for the record.
Guzman went on to report his results:
He asked friends to choose the before or after profile. He had gathered differing opinions on this. He then continues to say that like beauty, the perfect dating profile lies in the eye of the beholder. I tend to agree with him. People are going to swipe if they are:
That said, save your money on the consultant, and if you want to get down and dirty, join an adult sex app. You can thank me later.
I have strange conversations with my friends daily. One of the topics that recently came up was whether or not a tighter vagina was better and if it really made a difference. We got pretty deep here – pun intended. The conversation to a few weird spins but we hashed out a few things and came to a few conclusions.
Since we know women are constantly checking out our bulges (don’t lie) we thought why should you not have a private discussion on vagina tightness.
The very first thing that we did was start with Google to see what search suggestions came up. When search for “is a tight vagina” the other suggestions shown below are what populated.
You’ll notice that LOTS of people are talking about this, not just me and my buddies. Folks want to know if having “it” tighter is better. Here’s the scoop and what we dug up during our convo. Perhaps our findings might help you, perhaps they won’t. Regardless, you’ll have a tight grip on the subject.
Are you interested in getting to the bottom of this tight talk?
Great, let’s get down to business…
I’m a data guy and economist so supply and demand are all I think about. Is there truly an insane demand for extremely tight vaginas in the world today? Well, you’ve heard the old, “hot dog down a hallway” or “feeding a tick tack to a whale” analogies right? People today are constantly using those words to describe the female vagina which they feel is overly used, stretched out, or not to their liking.
For the men out there that think a narrower vagina is the answer to their prayers, think again. They’re wrong, dead wrong.
It’s not the narrowness that makes it feel tight but the muscles around the vagina that are responsible for this. They’re called the pelvic floor muscles. It’s not the strength of these muscles either but the motion of them while doing it that plays a role.
Think of it this way. When you have an erection, your penis gets hard and the muscle fills with blood flow. This same concept applies to the pelvic floor muscles when a female becomes sexually aroused.
Guys, listen up, if you think that a loose vagina comes from being overused or worked too much due to having too much sex, you’re 100% wrong.
People think that squeezing helps and that it is closely correlated with feeling pleasure. Guess what, all the publications out there sharing this information are wrong.
Sure, it plays a small role but without the perfect mixture of physical and emotional arousal, there will be less pleasure all around for all parties involved.
If you ask some of my friends out there, they’ll tell you that it’s impossible for a vagina to be too tight. Perhaps that’s because they’ve got small dicks and don’t know what they’re talking about.
The truth is that a vagina can be too tight. Both people having sex can be extremely uncomfortable if a vagina is too tight. Perhaps it has something to do with not being wet enough, uncontrollable constrictions while having sex and many other factors.
If you’re finding that there is a lot of physical discomfort between you and your partner while having sex, then stop – just STOP.
My buddies and I researched whether or not vaginas can change and sure enough, they can. Most people think that they only stretch out or get loose. Again, a completely false assumption, but the good news is that the vagina can change and it can not only become less tight but tighter as well.
Things like menopause, childbirth, kegel exercises, cosmetic surgery, tightening serums and more can impact the tightness of a vagina.
Most guys think that when a woman has vaginal rejuvenation that she’s going to feel tighter and better, but that’s not always the case and this study proves it.
One of my friends is married with a kid and he started talking about this thing called the “Husband Stitch.” Husbands want a tight vagina right?
For those not aware, it’s an extra stitch of the act of making the vagina tighter after giving birth. This practice does exist and it might make your baby momma’s vagina tighter as a result of placing a few extra stitches in there. However, it can also backfire and make things too tight or even worse, get infected after surgery.
Don’t go asking the doctor to put a few extra stitches in there either, that’s just poor taste.
I guess the main conclusion that we came to was that loose or tight, spending too much time worrying about or thinking about a vagina being one way or the other is a waste of time. It opens up pandora’s box and that’s a box you don’t want to get inside.
The good news is that if you’re nervous that you’re inadequate or that the person you’re sleeping with is not a good fit for you, then you’ve got other options. I find that almost every woman I speak with via the dating apps that I use are completely open and honest about their bodies.
They’re only using these casual hookup apps because they want sex, not because they want to be examined by an insecure guy worried about the anatomy of the female genitalia. Join a casual site, meet someone looking to simply have fun and do just that. Leave the vagina tightness inspections at the front door.
Think if it this way, we’re only here for a short period of time, eventually, we end up with an obituary (hopefully like this one) and it doesn’t make sense to make fun of people or worry about things like tight and loose vaginas. Just have fun, experience life with people and live!
Special thanks to jamiemccartney.com for letting us use his vagina artwork in the featured section. It’s incredible!
A woman named Sybil Hicks should get the award for raising children with a great sense of humor. Hicks, who passed away at 81 years young on February 2, 2019, got an obituary that is making it’s way around social media. While it may sound like something I’d love to reference in one of my milf articles, I’m not even going to poke fun at this because I was truly touched by this. And also, I’ll say this, when I go, I’d like my funeral to be one that people can laugh at, so this story really hit home with me and I thought it was worth sharing with you all.
The first person obituary was a spin on Hicks talking about finally having “the smoking hot body” she always wanted. (Since she was cremated, she’s not lying!)
Mom was never boring. Mom lived large. She would do anything for anyone. It was rare for Mom not to have a smile on her face. Mom was always ready for a laugh – Hicks daughter.
But it didn’t stop there. The obituary also referenced her loving husband, Ron, and went on to talk about how she “affectionately” referenced him as “a horse’s ass.”
She also referenced “tolerating” her children over the years, which was probably my favorite line of the obit. She did have a more soft and somber note when she mentioned she wouldn’t be around to see “my sweetest grandchildren grow up” and “be the incredible people they are meant to be.”
Unfortunately death is one of the only promises we have in life. People who take it in stride, live life to their fullest, and embrace life, like the Hicks’ children, make our society a better place.
Thanks for the solid laugh, the lovely obit, and for honoring your dear Mother. May she rest in peace with that smoking hot body.
As you may know, the use of erectile dysfunction drugs is rampant today and there are many brands to consider if you’re having issues. The main erectile dysfunction (ED) pills or drugs are made available by various brands that exist on the market today.
If you’re in a relationship with someone (married or serious with someone) or actively dating random people, then chances are you’re sexually active (or would like to be).
There are a few different types of drugs available on the market but most of them either contain sildenafil or tadalafil. Both of these drugs are vasodilators. They treat other conditions but problems with obtaining or achieving an erection are the main problem that these treat. The drugs’ effectiveness has been documented widely. For example, studies have been conducted on men over the years to document the effectiveness of all drugs mentioned below.
Before you go buying any of the ED drugs on the market today, I suggest reading that you know what you’re going to be taking and get a better grasp of things. In order to help you do so, I’ve provided you with a product/drug comparison chart.
Full disclosure: It’s important that you understand that I’m not a doctor and this information should not be taken or used as medical advice. I’m simply sharing my personal thoughts based on research I’ve done. Always consult with your doctor before attempting to take any medications or drugs, period.
As previously stated, this is just to give you some new information to help you make better decisions and it’s not medical advice. Speak with your primary care physician before taking any medications.
This is the most widely known brand of ED pills, commonly referred to as the magic blue pill. Doctors have been prescribing Viagra to men with erectile dysfunction issues for years. The common dosage is 50mg but it comes in 25mg, 50mg, and 100mg pills. The main ingredient of this drug is sildenafil citrate. It’s typically prescribed to men who are 65 years of age or older.
As far as taking the drug is concerned, patients typically take is 30 to 60 minutes before having sex. The drug can work for up to a 4 hour period. Anything longer than that is certainly something to be concerned about.
If you’re going to take this, it’s best to do so on an empty stomach as a diet high in fats might make it less effective.
Next on the list is Levitra which is vardenafil hydrochloride and is given to patients orally. This drug has been around since 2003 and many doctors prescribe this to patients depending on their physical condition and the symptoms/medical issues they’re dealing with.
The Levitra is typically taken an hour before having sex and it works for roughly 4 to 5 hours. Some patients feel that this is a more effective drug than Viagra, but every patient is different. As for dosing, the common dose is 10mg but some folks start with as little as 5mg if they are over the age of 65.
As for side effects, supposedly the high-fat diet should be avoided as should grapefruit juice. Don’t as me why, but I guess many complain that it makes the symptoms worse.
The For Hims brand is another product that’s similar to Viagra. It’s the sildenafil, which is an FDA approved drug for erectile dysfunction but they sell it a little bit differently. You’re able to purchase this via online without having to physically meet with a physician. They sell it for $30 versus the typically high cost of Viagra. I’d also like to point out that they too sell Viagra but it costs $425.
For Hims gives their customers an online physical assessment with one of their doctors and for $30 they sell five 40mg pills of sildenafil. The stipulation is that it’s a monthly subscription to the product. So, you’re billed monthly for the ED pills that show up in your mailbox.
Another newbie on the erectile dysfunction scene, Get Roman provides consumers with a way to purchase ED pills from U.S. licensed physicians. You first speak with a physician and explain to them your issues. This is a 5-minute consultation. A few hours later, a doctor reviews the information and communicates with you what steps you need to take in order to deal with your condition. It’s a process called telehealth and technology that makes it effortless to consult with a physician.
They sell a number of different medications and the prices vary depending on what you’re trying to purchase. For example, the sildenafil is available in doses of 20mg to 100mg and the cost per dose varies from $2 to $10. They also offer generic Viagra which is far more expensive at $34 per dose and branded Viagra at $70 per dose. If you’re more of a Cialis fan, they have generic and branded versions of that product available as well.
Speaking of Cialis so much, time to cover of it here. This product typically comes in two forms which are daily pills and another pill called the weekender which I consider the fast-acting version of the original pill. The highest dose of this drug is 20mg and that’s what’s commonly taken to kick in within a half hour or so.
Men taking this daily will typically start out with 2.5 mg or 5mg and see how they react to it. They go to the weekender which is the higher dose of 10-20mg depending on how they feel on the lower does. If you’re a big fan of drinking alcohol, then you probably shouldn’t be taking any Cialis. That holds especially true if you’re drinking more than five drinks daily. Aside from that, you can take this with or without food, whatever is most comfortable for you.
This is an FDA approved treatment for erectile dysfunction. These are avanafil tablets which patients take to help treat their ED issues. It requires a prescription and should only be taken by men over the age of 18. According to the company website, it’s a second generation PDE-5 inhibitor. The drug is said to be safe for those eating and drinking what they’d like, providing that the alcohol consumption is kept to three drinks or less.
Men apparently take this and have it work within a matter of minutes (10-12 mins) but it typically takes 30 minutes to work. Patients typically start with a dosage of 100mg but for those that are on alpha-blockers, it’s recommended that they start with 50mg instead.
This ED drug is a tablet that dissolves quickly in your mouth. It’s typically taken 1-hour before having sexual intercourse but many people have reported that the effects kick in within 20 minutes.
This vasodilator typically costs about $165 for 4 tablets. The dosage is 10mg and it is not recommended to exceed that dosage daily. It’s best to avoid alcohol too when taking this product. Yes, Staxyn’s main ingredient is vardenafil.
See, that’s the tricky part. It’s really not my place to say what is the best approach for you. This is why it’s important to speak with your doctor or a licensed physician before trying any of these erectile dysfunction drugs. I’ll leave you by saying that under no circumstances should you be taking these pills without obtaining them from a physician that’s treating you regularly.
Should you have any more questions or concerns, please feel free to reach out to me. Oh, and if you’re not sure if you need an ED pill, then perhaps you should start tracking your morning wood using an app. Identifying whether a problem exists is always step number one.
Special thanks to ForHims.com for sourcing the featured image. Solid marketing on their part!