About Me

Hi, my name is Frankie and I’m a complete nut job! Perhaps that’s why I’m single. Who knows! All I know is I’m happy to not be tied down living where I do today.

In fact, I’ll come out and say it…

In my very humble yet strong opinion, I believe that people need to be single, there’s just too much debauchery going on out there!

Okay, now that we’ve got that out of the way.¬†You’re probably wondering why the heck you should take my advice or even listen to a damn thing that I’ve got to say. Well, I’m here to tell you that I’m the real deal and a no bull type guy. In fact, there are many people (more than a half dozen) that have said I’m crazy right to my face – for one reason or another. They’ve also tried to set me up with their cousins, friends, neighbors, the whole boring nine yards. Well, I’m not having any of it!

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Perhaps it’s because I live life nothing short of full tilt and I take chances that most tippy toe around. Before you start judging me, let me share a few fun facts about myself…

#1 – I live in New York City and recently moved into the city from the outskirts of New Jersey.

#2 – I’m a former investment banker that worked for one of the largest banks in the world. You know, the typical corporate zombie. Specializing in private wealth management, I made it my goal to maximize returns for many extremely wealthy individuals and families out there.

That is, until I grew a set and decided to go out on my own to manage just a small handful of families money. The amount of money is something I have a fiduciary obligation to not reveal, but just understand that it’s more money than you’ll ever see throughout your entire life, I guarantee it.

#3 – I attempt to leverage all aspects of my life. I take advantage of opportunities that come my way and I’m able to recognize them quicker than most.

#4 – This one’s important. I’m single and with no plans of settling down anytime soon. After living with my spoiled rotten girlfriend for a period of five years, I called it quits. She was a couple of years older than me and one that left her conservative 42-year-old boyfriend to have a crazy time with a guy that was younger, stronger, riskier and more fun. The problem was that spoiling a girl in New York City gets old, especially an ungrateful one. So, I decided to call it quits and told her to pack her stuff and beat it. I’ve never looked back, EVER.

#5 – I’m a psycho when it comes to health and fitness. I do not skimp in this department, EVER. I spend $250+ a month just on global access for all the New York City Equinox gyms because I like nice things and I know that’s where the elite go to workout in the city. On top of that, I spend hundreds if not thousands on supplements just to remain physically fit (all natty too).

#6 – This may seem a bit contradicting to what I’ve just shared but I spend many nights out on the town bingeing on expensive dinners, rare whiskey, and the finest cocktails. I like to push the envelope in all aspects of life especially eating, drinking, and hooking up.

#7 – I don’t need to write this blog. The reason I share everything on TheNutJob.com is because I want a way to voice my opinion on things without having to share it hundreds of times. Again, I know how to leverage technology, which means writing once and sharing two, three, sometimes a dozen times. You get what I’m saying.

I’ll be sharing more about myself, the lifestyle I live, the things I believe in, and more. Most importantly, for other single men out there looking to live the dream, I’m here to say that you without a doubt can do so. I’m living proof of that! Stay tuned for more details and keep coming back for more!

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