I went on a trip to Seattle, WA this Thanksgiving and wanted to share what I learned about hooking up in the city. Seattle straddles the Northwestern U.S. and Vancouver, Canada and is one of the most liberal and health-conscious areas in the country. Home to Starbucks, the Space Needle, Amazon, and more rain than anyone needs in their life, if you’ve visited all there is to see in Seattle and you’re tired of being wet (from the weather), you might be ready to have some hot and sticky sex.
Sex is one of the best things in life and if you’re a Seattleite, you’ve got some excellent options for getting your groove on in whatever way you want. From prostitutes to call girls, to strip clubs and massage parlors, if you’re horny, Seattle has something that will please you and your libido.
Seattle Sex Apps & Complete Hookup Guide
The internet has revolutionized how people get laid. Gone are the days of trying to hit on women at bars who throw a drink in your face when you suggest the two of you get naked. Instead of meeting women in public and hoping she’ll be down, you can bring up any number of sex and dating websites that will find you the hookup you’re craving in record time.
One of the worst things, though, about using the internet is that there are so many fakes and bots out there. So what sites are the best for finding more sex partners than you can handle? Give these sex apps a try, you won’t be disappointed.
- Adult Friend Finder-The “go-to” for anything sex-related.
- Meet Locals-This site will make sure you’re not talking to someone across the country.
- SoNaughty-Because, isn’t that what we all want to do?
- Free Hookups-Pretty self-explanatory, get free hookups whenever you want.
- Ashley Madison-The best site for cheaters.
I know not everyone is into using an escort, but if you are, Seattle has some of the best escorts you’re going to come across. Because these women are amazing, you’re going to pay if you want to play. Prices start at $100-$150 for a half-hour of sexy time and can go up to $300 an hour depending on what you plan on doing with your new lady-friend. Yes, this more than the national average, but if you want quality, you have to pony up.
If you’re looking for an escort while you’re in Seattle, give one of these sites a try:
- City Guide X
- Adult Search
Prostitutes and Hookers
If you’re not looking to spend the big bucks on some booty and instead want the economy option, a prostitute or hooker would be your next choice. Aurora Avenue is the top place to find a streetwalker in Seattle, with 130th Street the best place to find a bigger selection of ladies. Prices will run you about $20-$40 for a handy, $60 for some mouth action, and sex can run anywhere from $50-$100 depending on the length of time it takes to get the deed done and what kinds of deeds you want to do while together.
Seattle is one of the lucky cities where the strippers can be full-on nude, so no g-strings or pasties blocking the view of all the goods. If you want to unwind with some good drinks and even better strippers, consider visiting one of these Seattle strip clubs for a hot evening:
- Pandora’s Adult Cabaret
- Little Darlings-Has a $20 cover charge
- Kitten Cabaret-Cheap drinks and a cheap cover charge of $10
- Sands Showgirls-No cover but you do have to purchase drinks
- Dream Girls-A franchise club but still good-looking girls
- Déjà vu Showgirls-A strip club in a big tourist area with $20 free drink refill
Maybe strippers and escorts aren’t your things, or you’re into some different kinks that you just can’t find a partner willing to take part in. If that’s the case, ya weirdo (just kidding!), try these alternative and swinger dating sites and you’re sure to find a partner or two who won’t look at you like you’re crazy:
- Instabang-One of the top sites for alternative sex acts and kinks.
- AFF-Like tying your partner up or being spanked? Here you go!
- Secret Seattle-The best guide for alternative sex events and hooking up with a sex worker.
- Denny-Blaine Park-If you’re a nudist, this beach is exactly where you want to be.
Seattle loves its adult bookstores and has plenty of them throughout the city, so you’ll always find one no matter what part of the city you’re in. Here are the best of the best:
- Doghouse Leathers
- Lovers Lair
- Wild at Heart
- Castle Megastore
- Hollywood Boutique
Shady Massage Parlors
Seattle has a huge Asian population and it shows in the number of massage parlors in the city. This isn’t your physical therapy kind of massage, either. This is straight-up “rub-and-tug, happy endings” kind of massages. If you’re into that, check out these Seattle massage parlors:
- Tokyo Spa
- Auburn Spadolls
- Harmony Spa
- Jackson Spa
- Relax Spa
Clubs and Bars
If you’re really not looking to pay for any type of sexual encounter, you can always go back to the basics and try your luck at one of Seattle’s nightclubs and bars. Get yourself dressed up, pack that wallet with a few bucks for drinks, and practice those pick-up lines for a busy night on the town.
- Club Contour-A more elegant nightclub.
- Club Sapphire
- Emerald City Soul
- Trinity-An adrenaline-pumping dance club
Gay, Lesbian, and Tranny Lifestyles
Seattle is a very liberal city that welcomes everyone of every sexual orientation. It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight, trans, or something in between or ever-changing. Because Seattle is so welcoming, it is very easy to find clubs to hang out and there are sites that can hook you up with the trannies of your dreams if you’re so inclined.
If you identify as homosexual, try out these exciting places:
- Club Z-A private “bathhouse” for gay men.
- Emerald City Pride Parade-One of the most fun and exciting ways to meet up with other gays and lesbians.
- Cuff Complex-A gay club that holds multiple events.
If you’re searching for a tranny for a sexual encounter, you’re probably going to have to pay, which will range from $150-$250. Here is where you will find them:
- TS Escorts
- Adult Search TS
Final Word on Safety in Seattle
Seattle is no doubt one of the coolest places to live and visit, especially if you’re looking to have a lot of sexual encounters. However, even paradise has its lumps and Seattle is no exception. If you’re in Seattle looking for fun times, avoid these areas for your own safety:
- South Park
- North Delridge
- Sand Point
- South Delridge
- Rainier Beach
- University District
Just make sure you use common sense, be safe, and you’re sure to have a great time in Seattle.