Frankie Moretti, Author at TheNutJob.com

December 22, 2019 by Frankie Moretti Leave a Comment

Older Women Dating Sites : My Updated List

I’ve been around the block and I’ve seen some things. I’m talking about a lot of weird stuff when it comes to dating. One thing I’ve had this fetish for is older women. The older, the better it seems! Most cougars and aged ladies are superstars in the bedroom. At least that’s my personal experience as of lately.

You know, few segments of modern society have been glorified like the “cougar.” A cougar is by definition any woman past her early forties who’s still on the dating scene, & who are specifically looking for younger men or women.

While the term cougar may be loaded for some of us, at the end of the day these are nothing more than older women looking for the same thing we all typically want: emotional & physical satisfaction. If you’re looking for more info specifically on cougars, then check out my “cougar” page here.

older women dating

Dating Older Women – Site Options

In the spirit of these older sexually & socially liberated women, I’ve put together a list detailing a few of the more popular sites out there today that cater to the more mature women among us. Hopefully, one of these will give you the sort of satisfaction you’re craving.

Option #1 Older Women Dating

Older Women Dating

The first dating site I’m covering today is Older Women Dating, a site that doesn’t mince words. Older Women Dating is for women aged past 40 who are looking to find both long-term and short-term connections.

The site claims that older women have more confidence & higher sex drives than women in their 20s & 30s. While we can’t exactly confirm these claims, it’s reasonable to assume that covering all your bases is a good idea.

The site design on OWD is frankly pretty standard, which for a site aimed at older folks is an unexpected plus. Based on the layout you can tell that they hired a decent team of designers, as opposed to a guy working out of his mom’s basement on Craigslist.org. But, while the design here is fairly modern, finding your way around is extremely easy.

Signup is simple here too, taking just a few minutes to complete. Getting through the process requires little in the way of effort, with a series of simple questions & a few pieces of data being all that keeps you from entering the site’s main page.

I recommend taking a second to read their service and user agreements, as you’ll be agreeing to quite a bit here, including free use of location data and other specifics. Users are able to upload up to 26 images, in addition to their text sections.

Once you’re cruising around OlderWomenDating.com, you’ll see that it’s a pretty typical dating site, just tweaked a bit for its demographic. You can browse through all the user profiles, look through user’s photo albums, and send either greetings or flirts to people you’re interested in.

Unfortunately, while marketed as a free site ODW does require payment for just about everything outside of looking around. If you’re intending on actually reaching out to someone, you’ll at the very least have to buy a trial membership. While this can be circumvented somewhat with free chat room access, it doesn’t help users who’re looking to make one-on-one connections.

Something else that’s nice about Older Women Dating is that they run a blog. In addition to their array of original publications, they also have a section for site success stories. As I poured through these tales I was delighted to see that folks of all types seem to have luck here.

And, while I am always a bit dubious regarding testimonials, many of these stories had links to social media, which definitely make them appear to be “on the up & up.”

While I was impressed with the “look/feel” of this site, OlderWomenDating.com pushed that idea even further with its proprietary mobile app. While as of this report, it’s only available to Android users, the app has a social media site vibe that reminds us of a lot of the Facebook app. It’s easy to read, easy to look at, and seemingly works as intended.

If you’re an older woman who’d like a more mainstream approach to your search for a younger man or woman, Older Women Dating is a legit option. While pay-to-play, it’s a full-featured site that provides an overall pleasant experience. However, I’ll tell you right now, there is no way this is better than the MILFPlay.com app, not even close! But it’s a good option nevertheless.

Option #2 Cougared

cougared.com

Next up today is Cougared, a site that offers services to mature women in most countries throughout the world. They offer their services completely free, and seemingly offer a wide array of services for women to find their “boy toys.” So, what’s the verdict?

Design on Cougared is a bit lacking, unfortunately. Upon entering the site you’re confronted with a yellow & white design, which ends up looking drab and dated. The text also seemingly hasn’t been properly formatted, so users are occasionally confronted with weirdly huge pieces of text or links that overlap each other. While I only noticed this a handful of times, it’s definitely not a sign of high-level build quality.

Next, I’ll cover the signup, which seems to be a surprisingly drawn-out experience, thanks to the site’s verification process. While I can’t confirm that everyone has this experience, users oftentimes go through a longer-than-usual period when waiting for their verification email to arrive.

Profile creation, on the other hand, is about as simple as it gets here. You’ll be putting in all the typically seen bits of info, including age, gender, and location. While you aren’t required to enter a whole lot on Cougared, I suggest being as detailed as possible so that their search function will pick you up.

Speaking of searches, this is about the only real feature that Cougared.com offers aside from basic messaging services. Options here range from age to country of origin, with not a whole lot in between.

I’ll tackle Cougared’s free approach, which has its definite pros & cons. It’s definitely true that they offer everything on their site cost-free, something that isn’t all that common on dating sites.

However, this free approach is tarnished by their overuse of ads & popups. While looking through the site, you’ll constantly be seeing banners for third-party sites, many of whom aren’t even aimed at mature online connections. While this doesn’t ruin the ability to use Cougared, it definitely makes the experience a bit more frustrating at times.

Overall, I wasn’t all that impressed with Cougared. While there are certainly enough things/features offered here to find a bit of success, it’s a generally watered-down and unexciting experience. I’d recommend trying one of our other sites on this list instead.

Option #3 Hookup Cougars

hookup cougars

The last site older women dating site I’m covering today is one that’s all about the short-term connections. Hookup Cougars is dedicated to helping feisty women over 40 find sexy situations that allow them to let their hair down and just have fun.

When you first enter the site, it’s immediately clear that Hookup Cougars is well-designed. their splash page is a pleasant, futuristic-looking series of blues, yellows, & greys. They also have XXX-rated content displayed from the moment you hop onto their page, so keep that in mind if you’re looking to browse at work or in public spots.

Signing up on Hookup Cougars is simple & straightforward, which is always a smart move for a dating site. Just enter a few basic facts like email, zip code, gender, and the types of connections you’re searching for before jumping onto the site to start finding action.

One of my few bits of dissatisfaction regarding Hookup Cougars came from their use of “Online Cupids.” These are specific user profiles run by members of Hookup Cougars’ staff and offer nothing in the way of true user connections. Members will oftentimes be browsing the site looking for a potential match when they’re suddenly confronted by texts from these cupids.

If you aren’t aware that they exist, you can be sucked into wasting a good 15 minutes on a conversation with a stranger who has zero interest in ever going on a date. Instead, they exist solely to keep users hoping for a real bit of romance. This is a tactic I 100% cannot get behind.

At the end of the day, Hookup Cougars is neutral in terms of overall quality. While we read enough reviews to convince us that there’s at least a halfway chance you’ll find a date, our own experiences were frustrating. Cougars on the prowl should only give this one a shot if they’ve been burned by other, more popular options.

Honorable Mention

If we’re talking about older women, there’s no way that I cannot mention two sites a) Ashley Madison and b) Cougarlife. I covered them in full respectively here and here, so please check those out if you’d like to learn more about them.

Final Verdict

Look, if you’re looking to date older women, it’s pretty easy to do so today no matter what network you’re planning on using. I’ve honestly had the most luck on Instabang.com and Adultfriendfinder.com when it comes to meeting older women. The Fling.com app is always money too. You’ll find a Fling.com coupon and guarantee on my review. So take time to read it. You just need to make a decision and use something that works for you. They all work one way or another! You will not have any luck if you don’t try though, that’s a given!

December 20, 2019 by Frankie Moretti Leave a Comment

Eros Guide Review: It’s Not For Me!

As you may or may not know, the escorts parading around America online are not my thing. It’s well known that I am not the hugest fan of escort sites. Everyone that knows me, knows that I just don’t see why anyone would ever pay for sex anymore. There just isn’t a real need for it, in my opinion. That holds especially true for the Eros.com guide.

I get it, there are guys out there that just swear they cannot find a single woman on this planet that will have sex with them. I’m not sure what you’re doing to make that occur, but I guess it’s completely possible. I also understand that some guys have that fetish where they see sex as a power thing, and it makes them get off to have a woman doing what he wants for money.

Eros.com terms

I don’t judge anyone on things like that, but I’m pretty sure you could role-play the escort/John thing a lot more safely than taking the risk of hiring prostitutes or escorts. But, you do you and if hiring a sex worker is your thing, just remember it is still illegal here in the U.S. and it isn’t without risks.

Because I have readers from all walks of life, I know that some of you guys do still look for escort sites where you can find someone to share an hour or so with for money. Again, I don’t condone it, but what I do like to do is help make sure that if you’re going to use these sites, that you’re not being ripped off.

Unfortunately, the creators of escort sites are rarely looking out for you or the escorts who advertise their services. This is why I look at these types of sites review them, even though I won’t use them.

Eros is one of the sites I decided to take a look at to determine its legitimacy. Eros is an escort site mainly catering to guys in the U.S., but they don’t stop with just escorts. They also advertise A LOT of different sex-related things, like brothels, porn sites, and hookup sites that are some of the sites I’ve reviewed before and they are less-than-successful in getting you free sex.

Before you decide to sign up for Eros, take a look at my review to help determine if it’s the right site for you.

Eros index page

Reasons Why Eros.com Is Not Legit Enough (For Me)

Eros is a site built for advertising. Sure, there are ads there, but their grand scheme is to have you click on the links they present so that both Eros and the advertiser they’ve partnered with will get paid. They do enough to keep you interested and intrigued, but they really don’t deliver on what they promise.

Here are the four things I noticed that make me think that Eros is not a legit site and will not get you laid, either for free or by paying for sex.

#1: Ads, Ads, Everywhere

I have been on so many dating sites and trust me, all of them have advertising. This is just something they do, and I get that. What I don’t like is that some sites will just bombard you with advertising to the point that that’s all you see.

Every single thing you click on that you think is site-related is typically a link to another site and dating sites have gotten to be experts at hiding that fact. Eros is really no different. They even have a page to boast about the way they help their partners with advertising.

Yes, this is totally legal. I’m not saying advertising shouldn’t occur, everyone has to make their money in this world. But, what I don’t like is that they’re taking all of your information and sharing it with whomever they are partnered with, whether you want them to know about you or not.

To me, this is just a very easy way to get your inbox blown up with spam, your personal information linked to some shadier sites, or even hacked.

#2: “Live” CamRabbit Rooms

Probably the biggest method that shadier dating sites use to get you hooked is to have “Live Cams.” You’ll see the clickable link prominently displayed because they’re hoping to have you get so excited to see live T&A that you’ll click on the link and then forget why you came to Eros.

From what I can tell, the cam shows are girls sitting there waiting for guys to click the link and spend some money on tokens and they’ll do a show. I do suspect that these are videos and not live shows, though. I can’t prove it, but all I can say is once you get sucked into these shows, you’re going to be spending a good deal of money for absolutely nothing that you couldn’t find for free on porn sites.

#3: Fake Adult Dating Ads

Eros likes to pretend that it isn’t just for those guys and gals in the escort industry. They also state that are dating ads. Actually, there is a boatload of dirty talk (like on Tinder) going on but for actual meetups, those are few and far between.

I think Eros is more of a discussion area, mostly because there aren’t many members who are local to each other so they just can’t meet in person. Or, it could just be a fantasy thing, where people discuss the things they’d like to do because they can’t do it in real life.

Either way, it’s frustrating.

#4: Fake Profile Photos

Even if you do find someone to talk to and they want to meet, I suspect that they’re not who they’re portraying themselves to be. The women of Eros are gorgeous. Like porn star gorgeous.

Are you really telling me that all these beautiful women are really using a “D” level escort site to find work? Come on! If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

Trust me, these beauties have had their pictures stolen from other places and profiles were made to make horny men believe that this is the caliber of women using Eros. If you try to talk to them you’re either going to be talking to a bot or a hired employee posing as that woman, not the girl pictured.

The Final Verdict on Eros: Nothing But A Joke

Eros isn’t going to get you laid. They bank on the fact that you’re a guy that is so horny that once you see some boobs, you’re going to throw all of your common sense out the window and spend money on the things they advertise.

If I were you, I would avoid Eros, it isn’t going to get you any closer to the real goal we all have as men: getting laid. You can do that by reading here.

December 10, 2019 by Frankie Moretti Leave a Comment

Skokka Review : No Good, Stay Away From It…

I know not all my readers are from good old ‘Merica, which is awesome by the way, so some of you are using or have questions about dating sites that we in the U.S. don’t have access to. One of these sites is called Skokka. Skokka describes itself as an “Adult Dating Reference” site, which to me, is a red flag.

If you’re considering using Skokka, here’s what you need to know.

Skokka.com

My Review of Skokka

Here’s what you need to know about this escort site…

Where Can I Use Skokka?

As I mentioned, Skokka isn’t really available for men here in the United States. There is probably a very good reason for that and while I can’t prove it, I suspect it’s because this “Adult Dating Reference” is a site for prostitution.

Yes, when you log in to using the site, they give you some warning that there is not to be any exchange of money for sex, but just because they say it doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. I mean, even escort sites here in the U.S. say the same thing but we all know what’s going on there.

The Feds in the U.S. have really started stomping out escort sites, remember Backpage and the personals section of Craigslist? So, that means finding legit (I guess) escort sites anymore is just not easy here at home.

If you want to use Skokka, you’re going to live in one of these countries:

Spain
Argentina
Bolivia
Columbia
Mexico
Peru
Chile
Dominican Republic
Guatemala
Australia
Brazil
Costa Rica
Ecuador
Italy
Panama
Venezuela
Uruguay
Paraguay
Singapore
Switzerland
India
United Kingdom
Netherland
Germany

So, as you can see, Skokka is pretty much available in Europe and South America, where I suspect prostitution is not as heavily regulated as it is here.

Now, you know I don’t like the use of escorts, prostitutes, or street girls. It’s really no secret that all of my dates are women who are interested in sex and they don’t expect me to pay them for it. I think it is something that is just too risky, no matter what country you’re in.

And I think it is especially risky in countries you’re not familiar with, which is why I would never recommend any of my American brothers or sisters to use Skokka if they are traveling to these countries. You’re in a strange country, the escort knows it, and you become a huge target for violence of some sort.

Skokka: A Backpage Alternative?

When Skokka was released, it was touted as the next great Backpage alternative. I’m not sure why they would want to tout that, but hey, blow your horn if you must.

You see, Backpage wasn’t a great site either and because of the shady dealings it was involved in (um, prostitution and sex trafficking), it was completely shut down and seized by the Feds.

I’m not making this up, you can search the old interwebs and see for yourself. In my humble opinion, the closing down of the Backpage site was long overdue. Now, the personals section of Craigslist, well that was a hard one to take for someone like me who enjoys quick and easy hookups with other like-minded lady individuals.

Back to Skokka. They claim to be a top escort site. They are not.

The only thing you’re going to see when you start using Skokka is a bunch of thumbnail pictures of T&A and profiles of women who will supposedly meet you for sex. For a price.

The thing is, the women are not vetted, so you don’t know if these are real women or if the ads are fakes. You don’t know if the person you contact will be the person who will show up to your place. For all you know, a guy will show up that is going to beat the living crud out of you and rob you…or worse.

And if you’re someone looking to have hookups, free sex, or you even want to have vanilla, legit dates, you’re not going to find it on Skokka. This is totally a pay-for-sex site and has nothing to offer those of us that aren’t about breaking the law.

Ridiculous Ads Everywhere

I actually enjoyed spending time reading the ads on Skokka, mostly for their comic content. I suspect that the majority of the ads are fake because they seem like men wrote them.

Here is what I mean:

New Girl-Susie-learning-super wet-willing to please-Korean Air Hostess

Susie-Service your lollipop with air hostess from Korea

Height: 162

Bra: D

Body: Firm soft curves

Age: 22

Nationality: Korean

Air hostess touring Australia this week-Canberra

Rates from $220 per hour (discounts before 6pm)- full detail at lollipoplounge.com.au

Susie is new arrival, young, hot friendly girl. She wants to learn more with nice gentleman caller.

Treat her nice and she will make you her King and Master.

Try fresh, try now-see her today!

She is waiting for you.

Come say hello-lots of lovely girls waiting to treat you like never before!

Skokka Escort Listings

That just screams two things to me. First, a guy wrote that because that’s what he thinks men would want, and two, kinda creepy. I don’t know, but it almost seems like they’re hawking her.

I don’t know Susie and I don’t know if this is something she even wants to be doing, but I do know that if I was in Canberra I wouldn’t be looking her up. I’m just getting a “sex trafficking” vibe here.

Even if Susie and the other ladies of Skokka are all totally legit and totally into having sex for money, can you imagine how much money you’re going to be spending, even with the discount?

With so many good hookup and fuck dating sites on the web, there is absolutely no reason to pay for sex anymore. There are always horny women looking for horny men and the only thing you have to pay for is the fee for the dating site and maybe a drink or meal before you two bang your brains out. It certainly won’t cost you $220 an hour!

The Verdict on Skokka: Not Made for the Casual Dater

If you’re in South America, the U.K., Australia, or you’re looking to travel to those areas, Skokka is not going to be the site you want to use for free hookups. While trying to mask itself as something legit, Skokka is nothing but a site used for paid sex that may or may not be involved in some shady dealings.

If it were me, I would avoid Skokka and focus on one of the many good hookup sites out there, many of them have international versions so you can get busy no matter where you are in the world.

December 9, 2019 by Frankie Moretti Leave a Comment

Tryst Link Review : Escort Listings To Avoid

I came across this Tryst.Link website and had to share my thoughts on it all. I haven’t been too friendly when it comes to escort sites and I don’t intend on becoming so anytime soon. That’s the honest truth too.

In fact, it’s no secret that I’m not a huge fan of using paid sex workers for an hour or so of a good time. I think it’s legit just too risky and those are risks I don’t want to take. Now, I really try my hardest never to judge anyone else, but I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t remind my readers just why it’s a bad idea to use escorts, prostitutes, streetwalkers, or other sex workers.

Here goes nothin…literally…

Tryst Escorts Review

First, it’s illegal. Yep, I know some readers are going to hit me with the whole, “But, but, but, Nevada.”

Hey, if you want to legally find yourself a prostitute, go for it in Nevada. Those girls at the Bunny Ranch are tested for STD’s, you have rules to follow, and everyone gets their jollies in a safe and secure way. I’m totally for that.

What I’m not cool with are the risks that come with paying a complete stranger, who gets paid to pleasure many men and may not do so cleanly. Sorry folks, but the last thing I want is to get something that will either need some strong antibiotics to get rid of or won’t go away and could kill me.

That doesn’t even begin to cover the other things that could happen, including getting robbed, getting ripped off, being beaten up by a pimp (or one tough prostitute), or getting caught up in some legal troubles that could totally ruin my reputation and career.

Now, some guys will say, “I don’t use prostitutes, I use escorts.” Um, same thing, my bros. Same thing.

Still illegal and still risky and still something I see as a complete and total waste of money. Especially when you can use dating apps to find women who are into open relationships, friends-with-benefits situations, and hookups that cost you no more than the price of the dating app or site.

However, I did mention that I don’t judge and really, I don’t. If you want to take the risks of using an escort, that’s your adult decision.

So, what is the point of this post, you may ask. The point is I have a friend who asked me to take a look at the site Tryst.Link and see what I think. I do all my reviews of all dating sites (even the free ones), including escort sites, with an open mind, so I thought I would give it a look.

Before you decide to use Tryst.Link, take a look at this review to see if it is worth your time.

What is Tryst Link?

I will admit, I never heard of Tryst.Link. When I first heard the name, I was thinking it was strictly for hookups, but instead it’s a site that was created to cater to the needs of all sex workers, male and female included. They claim they offer a good way for escorts to advertise, fair prices on their services, and protect escorts from dealing with dangerous pimps.

When I looked at Tryst, it reminded me very much of Backpage, that escort and prostitute site that was seized by the Feds and shut down in 2018 because of recent sex trafficking legislation that was passed.

Using The Tryst Site

Once I logged on to Tryst.Link, I noticed things looked pretty good. The site itself looked professional, which is a good sign.

Unfortunately, the good things ended there.

I noticed that there were very few escort postings, just around 450 total for the whole site. For an escort site that advertises that you can find an escort worldwide, that doesn’t bode very well.

Because of this low number, Tryst.Link offers very cheap rates to join and gives you six months free. This isn’t a good sign because they know things aren’t going well and they’re doing anything they can to drum up some interest.

If you decide to do a search as someone looking for an escort, you can search by physical characteristics, location, and other parameters depending on what you like. Just don’t hold your breath, with so few options you’re probably not going to find anyone local to meet up with.

Costs of Using

For an escort to post on Tryst.Link, there are three levels. Each level comes with its own unique benefits for the escort. The levels include:

Basic-$39; Includes-1 upcoming tour, 8 photo uploads, 1 live photo, no personal domain, 2-year profile analytics, up to five partners, no photo verification, no videos
Standard-$69; Includes-5 upcoming tours, 16 photo uploads, 2 live photos, personal domain, 4-year profile analytics, 14-day advanced analytics, up to 55 partners, photo verification, 1 video
Premium-$119; Includes-Unlimited upcoming tours, 24 photo uploads, 5 live photos, personal domain, unlimited profile analytics, 14-day advanced analytics, unlimited partners, photo verification, 5 videos

If Tryst provides everything it claims, it could be a very good way for an escort to advertise and get business in a safe manner. But remember, with the new laws on the books regarding sex trafficking, it is still possible to get busted for sex work online, so be careful…

If you’re a John looking for an escort on Tryst.Link, here is what it could cost you:

60-minutes: $410.16
90-minutes: $546.88
2-hours: $683.60
Dinner date (2-hours social and 2-hours private): $888.68
3-hours: $957.04
Overnight (14 hours with mandatory 6-hour beauty sleep): $2,187.52
Additional hour: $273.44/hour

So, as you can see, not only are there very few escorts on Tryst, it will cost you a small fortune if you do so happen to get one that is local and willing to meet up with you.

My Verdict on Tryst Site & Escorts

I wasn’t expecting to actually like an escort site, but I think Tryst.Link has some potential. If a site can keep escorts safe, give John’s what they want, and everyone is A-OK with it, great. I do think that Tryst.Link just doesn’t have the traffic to make happen what it promises, though.

If this site can attract more escorts that 453 total for the entire world and it keeps the rates affordable for escorts to set up ads, I’m pretty sure that most John’s will overlook the steep prices they’ll have to pay for sex.

For now, I think I’d avoid Tryst escorts, there just isn’t enough happening there to make it worth your time.

November 30, 2019 by Frankie Moretti Leave a Comment

Official Seattle Sex Guide Of 2020

I went on a trip to Seattle, WA this Thanksgiving and wanted to share what I learned about hooking up in the city. Seattle straddles the Northwestern U.S. and Vancouver, Canada and is one of the most liberal and health-conscious areas in the country. Home to Starbucks, the Space Needle, Amazon, and more rain than anyone needs in their life, if you’ve visited all there is to see in Seattle and you’re tired of being wet (from the weather), you might be ready to have some hot and sticky sex.

Sex is one of the best things in life and if you’re a Seattleite, you’ve got some excellent options for getting your groove on in whatever way you want. From prostitutes to call girls, to strip clubs and massage parlors, if you’re horny, Seattle has something that will please you and your libido.

seattle sex guide

Seattle Sex Apps & Complete Hookup Guide

The internet has revolutionized how people get laid. Gone are the days of trying to hit on women at bars who throw a drink in your face when you suggest the two of you get naked. Instead of meeting women in public and hoping she’ll be down, you can bring up any number of sex and dating websites that will find you the hookup you’re craving in record time.

One of the worst things, though, about using the internet is that there are so many fakes and bots out there. So what sites are the best for finding more sex partners than you can handle? Give these sex apps a try, you won’t be disappointed.

Adult Friend Finder-The “go-to” for anything sex-related.
Meet Locals-This site will make sure you’re not talking to someone across the country.
SoNaughty-Because, isn’t that what we all want to do?
Free Hookups-Pretty self-explanatory.
Ashley Madison-The best site for cheaters.

Escorts

I know not everyone is into using an escort, but if you are, Seattle has some of the best escorts you’re going to come across. Because these women are amazing, you’re going to pay if you want to play. Prices start at $100-$150 for a half-hour of sexy time and can go up to $300 an hour depending on what you plan on doing with your new lady-friend. Yes, this more than the national average, but if you want quality, you have to pony up.

If you’re looking for an escort while you’re in Seattle, give one of these sites a try:

City Guide X
Adult Search
Bedpage
Slixa

Prostitutes and Hookers

If you’re not looking to spend the big bucks on some booty and instead want the economy option, a prostitute or hooker would be your next choice. Aurora Avenue is the top place to find a streetwalker in Seattle, with 130^th Street the best place to find a bigger selection of ladies. Prices will run you about $20-$40 for a handy, $60 for some mouth action, and sex can run anywhere from $50-$100 depending on the length of time it takes to get the deed done and what kinds of deeds you want to do while together.

Strip Clubs

Seattle is one of the lucky cities where the strippers can be full-on nude, so no g-strings or pasties blocking the view of all the goods. If you want to unwind with some good drinks and even better strippers, consider visiting one of these Seattle strip clubs for a hot evening:

Pandora’s Adult Cabaret
Little Darlings-Has a $20 cover charge
Kitten Cabaret-Cheap drinks and a cheap cover charge of $10
Sands Showgirls-No cover but you do have to purchase drinks
Dream Girls-A franchise club but still good-looking girls
Déjà vu Showgirls-A strip club in a big tourist area with $20 free drink refill

Alt Lifestyles

Maybe strippers and escorts aren’t your things, or you’re into some different kinks that you just can’t find a partner willing to take part in. If that’s the case, ya weirdo (just kidding!), try these alternative and swinger dating sites and you’re sure to find a partner or two who won’t look at you like you’re crazy:

Instabang-One of the top sites for alternative sex acts and kinks.
AFF-Like tying your partner up or being spanked? Here you go!
Secret Seattle-The best guide for alternative sex events and hooking up with a sex worker.
Denny-Blaine Park-If you’re a nudist, this beach is exactly where you want to be.

Adult Bookstores

Seattle loves its adult bookstores and has plenty of them throughout the city, so you’ll always find one no matter what part of the city you’re in. Here are the best of the best:

Doghouse Leathers
Lovers Lair
Wild at Heart
Castle Megastore
Hollywood Boutique

Shady Massage Parlors

Seattle has a huge Asian population and it shows in the number of massage parlors in the city. This isn’t your physical therapy kind of massage, either. This is straight-up “rub-and-tug, happy endings” kind of massages. If you’re into that, check out these Seattle massage parlors:

Tokyo Spa
Auburn Spadolls
Harmony Spa
Jackson Spa
Relax Spa

Clubs and Bars

If you’re really not looking to pay for any type of sexual encounter, you can always go back to the basics and try your luck at one of Seattle’s nightclubs and bars. Get yourself dressed up, pack that wallet with a few bucks for drinks, and practice those pick-up lines for a busy night on the town.

Club Contour-A more elegant nightclub.
Club Sapphire
Emerald City Soul
Trinity-An adrenaline-pumping dance club

Gay, Lesbian, and Tranny Lifestyles

Seattle is a very liberal city that welcomes everyone of every sexual orientation. It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight, trans, or something in between or ever-changing. Because Seattle is so welcoming, it is very easy to find clubs to hang out and there are sites that can hook you up with the trannies of your dreams if you’re so inclined.

If you identify as homosexual, try out these exciting places:

Club Z-A private “bathhouse” for gay men.
Emerald City Pride Parade-One of the most fun and exciting ways to meet up with other gays and lesbians.
Cuff Complex-A gay club that holds multiple events.

If you’re searching for a tranny for a sexual encounter, you’re probably going to have to pay, which will range from $150-$250. Here is where you will find them:

TS Escorts
TS4Rent
Adult Search TS

Final Word on Safety in Seattle

Seattle is no doubt one of the coolest places to live and visit, especially if you’re looking to have a lot of sexual encounters. However, even paradise has its lumps and Seattle is no exception. If you’re in Seattle looking for fun times, avoid these areas for your own safety:

South Park
Georgetown
Roxhill
North Delridge
Sand Point
South Delridge
Northgate
Rainier Beach
University District
Riverview

Just make sure you use common sense, be safe, and you’re sure to have a great time in Seattle.