Escort Babylon Review

I could really write my reviews of escort sites short and sweet and just tell you to avoid them at all costs. But, knowing that you’re just as stubborn as I am, I know you need some proof as to why Escort Babylon is a complete and total waste of your time if you’re looking for a hookup. Lucky for you, I have taken the time to really dig into what Escort Babylon is about and I’ll give you my honest opinion of this sex-for-hire site.

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My Review Of – Stay Away!

So, when you first land on Escort Babylon, you’re going to have to agree to their terms and conditions. This is all done via a pop-up because they know that you’re not going to read anything that they have written out. But, worry not, mi amigos, I have read through those terms and services and I certainly did not like what I saw.

Their Objective Is Clear

Escort Babylon is a site that will always be promoting other sites to make their money. These third-party sites are usually other escort or sex sites of some sort that are pretty much more ways to rip you off. Because the site collects your data, including your contact information, you will be bombarded with offers and advertising from those shady third-party sites, whether they interest you or not.

You’re Going To Jail

All of this sharing doesn’t just mean you’ll get an exploding inbox. Escort Babylon will also be sharing your information with any law enforcement that should come a’calling. They’re also going to monitor anything you do while you’re using their site and if you’re not adhering to the terms you probably didn’t read, they’re going to enforce them.

I don’t know about you, but I certainly do not want my name and email address connected to an escort site which will turn you into the authorities. It’s basically like admitting your guilt and how stupid is that?

The Terms Are Not In Your Favor

Once you’ve agreed to the terms you didn’t read, you’re going to get pop-up after pop-up to other sites. Of course, it’s up to you if you want to visit them, but when I saw that I was being taken to other shady sites like Listcrawler and Secret Benefits, I knew that Escort Babylon was really just another site looking to get into your pocket.

Repurposed Hooker Ads

If you haven’t given up yet, you’ll finally run across some ads for prostitutes. Do they kind of look familiar? They probably do if you’ve spent any time on Backpage, List Crawler, or Skip The Games. That’s because none of these ads are original, they are just stolen from other sources.

If you do find an interesting ad and decide to contact a girl, you’re once again redirected to another website. With all this thievery and distance from the original ads, how can you be sure that these are legit ads? I mean, anyone could show up at your house, including law enforcement, who love to use these sites to bust “John’s”. A good dating site will verify all of its members and Escort Babylon doesn’t.

STIs Here They Come

Let’s say you get wild and crazy and decide to place an order for one of the less-drug addicted looking, prostitutes, you find while perusing the ads. And let’s say that she actually shows up, looks like her ad, and doesn’t have her pimp beat your ass to a pulp to rob you. Do you keep taking risks and actually sleep with her?

A person who is paid for sex by countless men. A woman in a job that has no regulations on health and STI testing. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want something that will either need a prescription to fix or could be a life-long and/or deadly disease that will follow you the rest of your life.

Use Protection

Now to be fair, not every prostitute is going to give you a disease, beat you up, and hell, I’m sure some aren’t even on drugs. If you need to pay for sex, you are welcome to do what works for you, you’re accepting all the risks and I hope everyone plays safe, on both sides of the transaction.


All I can do is reiterate that in the United States, prostitution is illegal, and I would never recommend anyone partake in an activity that is completely illegal. That is mostly why I wouldn’t ever give any escort site a passing grade, not even Escort Babylon. I know you’re probably thinking I’m a complete pussy, but that’s the truth. I may be a nut job but I’m not insane! If I want sex, I know where to find it.

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