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February 21, 2019 by Frankie Moretti 2 Comments

Best Sex Clubs NYC (My Top 8 List)

Living in New York City can be exciting. I’m talking exceptionally exciting beyond your wildest dreams. One of the reasons that I say that is because of the crazy sex clubs located throughout the city. I’m somewhat of a connoisseur you could say and a frequent flyer so to speak.

Whether you’re looking for a sex club, sex party, swingers club, or just an adult club that caters to the sexually open individual, this information below should help.

If you’re living in NYC or if you’re simply spending some time on business or vacation, then you might want to venture over to the dark side of the city. You’ll certainly love what you see, I can guarantee that without a doubt.

Below you will find a rundown of the most popular sex clubs in the city and most importantly, why I suggest checking them out. One thing you need to consider is the fact that I’ve got two typical approaches when it comes to these sex clubs. I either a) bring someone along that I’ve met on any of the adult dating apps I use or b) I meet someone there and bring them back to my place for some nookie.

Think of this as my personal version of the tuscl.net website but just focusing on New York City.

The Best Sex Clubs In NYC – My Personal Favorites

Now, before I get started, you’re probably wondering what I consider to be a sex club. Well, in my humble opinion, any place that’s a club and where you can get laid or at least receive oral sex is what I’d consider a down and dirty underground sex club.

If you haven’t explored any of these locations, then you need to do so, pronto!

Killing Kittens

This club is a members-only establishment that hosts a bunch of different types of parties. The party themes range anywhere from sex to sex-themed, and even hedonism.

The parties that Killing Kittens throws are not nut parties, they’re clothed but they do take things up a notch at times at the mansions they rent out for the weekend. There’s no way you’re getting into this club without applying.

Sex Hacking Playlab

This is an interesting sex club concept which operates as an educational lab with a fun twist. They do everything here from teaching people how to find the g-spot to helping women squirt everywhere to condom application and more.

They teach sex “hacks” for the people that like to learn and bang all the same. If you’re into learning with your hands, then this is for you!

Lip Service

The Lip Service club is an interesting one, to say the least. These sex parties are literally a staple of New York City and it all goes down at the House of Scorpio Brooklyn loft. People get together and they play games, consume tasty cocktails, and kiss like crazy. This party is very interesting because it’s a pansexual party. You’ll need a blindfold to play the game. Be ready for some weird fun.

Intimate

If you’re single, then the Intimate sex party is right up your alley. The sex parties typically take place with a maximum of 40 attendees.

There’s drinks, sex-related conversations, and a play area if you know what I mean. Be ready to talk about all the kinky fetishes and sex toys that you like using. Oh, and be ready to use them too!

Bowery Bliss

The original swingers and sex club of NYC, Bowery Bliss is a no frills, no bullshit type of club. It’s a club that’s pretty much open to any and all couples interested in partaking in the fun. Lots of people swap partners and some even go home in a group of people. What’s more fun than going home with a couple ready to bang? Uh, nothing that I can think of!

NSFW

The NSFW sex club is a club in New York City that’s been created to cater to those who are fans of eroticism and cannabis. It’s a sexual wellness club where you can enjoy some BDSM fun at the KinkLab, fantasy fun at PlayDate, and some cannabis at Dankquet. NSFW is the latest and greatest in terms of sex education and clubbing strictly for adults. Check this one out here on their site as it’s my new favorite of them all.

Peyton’s Gentleman’s Club

While this one isn’t a sex club, there’s plenty of sex-related activity taking place here for me to list it. This is exactly what you think it is, a strip club where you go to watch girls get naked. You’ll get the occasional lap dance and maybe something more if you play your cards right.

The club is located in Brooklyn and it’s filled with super hot women. This is the best spot to go to if you want to traditional NYC strip club experience.

Labyrinth

I love this club not only because it’s got the same name as my favorite childhood movie but because it’s the 50 Shades of Gray type club. The place is classy, elegant, filled with swingers and the patrons that participate in the events are in their mid-30s.

As you know, I love a hot milf in her mid-30s, so this is right up my alley.

Conclusion

Well, there are plenty of other sex clubs that you can consider going to if you’re in New York City. Far better choices for sexual encounters versus the backpage nonsense. However, these are the best in my opinion. I’m open to other suggestions and if you’ve been to one that’s top notch and not listed, please let me know!

January 25, 2019 by Frankie Moretti Leave a Comment

NYC Restaurant Nello Bans Single Women From Bar Due To Escorts

An owner of an upscale restaurant located in Manhattan (the Upper East Side of New York) has taken the “call girl,” and “escorting” problem into his own hands. This isn’t just any restaurant either. It’s one that celebrities often dine at and are spotted quite often.

The Italian restaurant owner decided that they were not going to let any single women hang out on the bar. So, they did what they set out to do – kicked single women off of the bar. Doing so crushed their Yelp rating too!

Clementine Crawford Shows Nello NYC Who’s #Boss

Well, to make matter worse, a woman by the name of Clementine Crawford (who had been dining there as a regular for quite some time) ended up being removed from the bar and moved to a table.

Needless to say, she was furious! In fact, Ms. Crawford was so mad about this that she ended up writing an essay titled, “The Night I was mistaken for a Call Girl!” The essay was eventually published online by Drugstore Culture.

The first thing that came to mind was, “Nello? Are you there? I guess nobody’s home upstairs!” What a dumb move and of course she’s going to be insulted!

She wanted her voice to be heard and even shared the story with a website called Page Six.

As for the woman who was removed from the bar, she’s not an escort or a call girl. In fact, she’s a very successful executive at a branding firm called Finch & Partners.

I completely understand that the owner was trying to crack down on prostitutes and them attempting to cling to any athlete with two legs and a wallet full of green. However, the old saying goes like this, “Know your customer.” The owner of this Italian establishment and the people that work there clearly do not know who their patrons are and who is dining there on a regular basis.

I commend the owner of Nello for trying to take out the trash and make room for those looking to spend money in the restaurant, not cling to the athletes like a sucker fish stuck to the side of a fish tank.

However, you need to know who your people are or you’re bound to get a bad rep for taking action the wrong way. This single incident alone proves my point.

I’d like to point out that the release of this lady’s story absolutely destroyed the Yelp rating of the restaurant. I guess they learned their lesson from what I’ve read. Either that or they just don’t care what other people think, so long as celebs and athletes keep dining there. Heck, it might even give these people some piece of mind that they can hang out in peace without getting bombarded to pay for escort services. Check, please!

For those of you interested in learning more about the restaurant, it’s located at 696 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10065. Their hours are 11:30 am – 12:00 am 7 days a week. Bring your wallet, it’s not cheap!

October 25, 2018 by Frankie Moretti Leave a Comment

Why Hiring Backpage NY Escorts Is A Really Idea

Spending lots of time in Manhattan and working on Wall Street opened my eyes to a lot of things. One of those things that I got an up close and personal look at were the Backpage NY Escorts. Since I’m writing about all the crazy things I’ve done here on my site, I figured I might as well share this as well. I’ll be the first to say that hiring a prostitute, working girl, escort, whatever you want to call them, is always a bad idea, and it doesn’t matter if you hire them from the street, from Backpage, or any other source. We all know the reasons but let me just reiterate them. I’ve done my best to cover all the reasons below…

Main Reasons Why Hiring Escorts From The NY Backpage Site Is Bad

First, it is illegal. There is just no getting around that one. If you do get caught, which is a very real possibility, you’re going to have a huge problem on your hands. Number two, it’s going to cost you. These women aren’t cheap, and again, if you are caught you’re going to have legal fees out the wazoo. It can also cost you your job, your family, and your reputation. And finally, but certainly just as important, is that your health is on the line.

While I might be a nut, I do value my health and I want to live a long time! Think about it…

These women are sleeping with anyone that pays them and when you really think about it, you’re sleeping with these people too! And all the people they’ve slept with, and on and on. Sure, some of the things you could get can be easily cleared up, but nobody wants to end up with HIV or some long-lasting disease that cannot be cured. Oh, if you don’t catch something, you run the risk of being beaten up and robbed by a pimp or bodyguard that comes with the girl.

Why I’m So Knowledgeable

You might wonder why I know all of this. Well, I have some information about this very topic because I have some background I’m not at all proud of. Just like many of you, I was very lonely and drunk one night while in New York City.

In my hotel room, I decided to use Backpage NY to find a working girl who would be interested in spending the night with me. The woman that showed up was definitely not the one I had chosen in the online ad.

The Girls

I reached out to two girls in these Backpage ads. None of them were spectacular by any means. Supposedly, the first girl was sent as a backup from the escort agency ad that I clicked on. Apparently, the girl I wanted was busy and she came with some muscle (a bouncer or bodyguard, I didn’t ask). The second girl looked like she had 30 pounds or so since taking that photo of herself. Neither girl could agree that they’d do the threesome and began fighting with each other. Girl two left after bitching and moaning about stuff AFTER she got paid for doing nothing. Yes, there was no way I’d be able to get away with not paying her.

Sex With An Escort?

Girl one did give me a blowjob while her bodyguard stayed in the room. I was also allowed to have sex with her, but the fact that there was a huge dude in my room watching was an instant boner-killer. The only way the would leave was if I gave them another hundred dollars, which I did to get them to go.

The End

Needless to say, that was the last time I purchased any type of sexual contact from anyone. I’m not the only guy who has decided to use an escort. A recent study has shown that 15% of the American male population has used some sort of pay-for-sex services. If you ask me, it just isn’t worth the hassle to get some action. Especially when there are much better, and free, ways to get laid.

PSA: Stay Off These Backpage Style Sites In NYC

Getting yourself off of Backpage NY and onto a legitimate casual hookup site is one of the best things you can do when you’re looking for a hookup. Sites vary, of course, but you can’t go wrong with a site that verifies their users, allows for unlimited contact, finds the women who are closest to you, and doesn’t lead you to dirty women who make you pay to play. And I promise you, no matter what you look like, no matter what you drive, what your job is, using a legitimate casual dating site in NYC, will get you laid by a safe, fun, sexy woman who just wants to have fun for the night.

If Not Escorts, Then What?

Like I said, I had some other options for you to consider which I’ve considered and tested myself. Try any of the networks listed below and you’ll get what you’re looking for. Slide on in there hot shot! Thank me later…

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October 23, 2018 by Frankie Moretti Leave a Comment

Top 5 New York City Casual Dating Sites

With almost 10 million people living in the over 300 square miles of New York City, you’d think you wouldn’t need a dating site to find someone that is looking for a good time. But, if you’re someone looking for a casual hookup or a no strings attached bang buddy, you might want to use one of the top 5 casual dating sites out there. For as long as I’ve been living in New York City, I’ve been using casual sex sites.

Honestly, these sites could be used no matter where you’re living, they’re that good. But if you’re a New Yorker, you definitely don’t want to miss out on these.

Top 5 Casual Dating Websites For New York City Residents

There are in no particular order because they’re all the bomb, just go ahead and check things out here to find out what should be in your arsenal of goodies.

Instabang.com

I always like to start out with a bang, so to speak, so the first site I’ve chosen is Instabang.com. This site has millions of members all over the world, and it doesn’t matter if you want a date with one person, a couple, or you’re looking for a whatever, Instabang has you covered.

With very few fake profiles (if any at all), I would highly recommend that you upgrade your membership to improve your chances of finding whatever sexual experience you’re looking for.

Snapsext.com

Another site that offers you a great opportunity in the casual sex game is SnapSext.com. This site has thousands of members in Manhattan alone and signing up is quite easy. Within just a few minutes you’re personalizing the search parameters to find the exact match for you.

And just like the sites vanilla namesake Snapchat, you can make short videos, or snaps, to send out to potential matches. Read up more about Snapsext here.

Fuckbook.com

Fuckbook is the final social media-like site on my list. The women on Fuckbook are some of the hottest I’ve come across in my search for easy booty. Everyone on this site knows why they joined it, so don’t go looking for a real relationship here.

This is for quick and easy hookups or for finding an NSA fuck buddy. There are some interesting features and with easy navigation, you’ll be having the sexual encounter you’ve been dreaming of.

Fling.com

Fling.com is excellent because you don’t need to jump through any hoops to get signed up. You can pick from three membership levels, including free, silver, and gold. The free membership is only useful if you’re perusing the site, you won’t be able to do much.

But, if you can upgrade to one of their other levels, you’ll have access to all other members and the added benefit of the on-site instant messaging service. What I find really great is that you get a hookup guarantee (read about it). If you don’t find a hookup within three months, they will give you another three months free.

Socialsex.com

The final site I have found to the most useful for casual sexual encounters in New York City is SocialSex.com. This site offers the casual dater all the quality features they could want in their search including: emailing, instant messaging, and video chats.

You can even search for whatever you’re into, right down to the types of sexual positions you most enjoy. A reverse image search on the sexy women didn’t lead to much, making me think that the site is full of honest-to-goodness sex kittens hot for a sexual encounter or two.

Conclusion

These sites aren’t just good for those that live in New York City, but living in a bigger city does tend to improve your chances of finding a hookup. If you want to find that sexy like-minded partner, use one (or more) of my top five sites for casual hookups in New York City, no matter where in the U.S. you happen to live. Who knows, maybe you’ll run into one of the Jersey Shore cast members if you play your cards right!