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Is It Something More Than A Typical Hookup?

More Than A Hookup

Our modern-day hookup culture has come into being primarily thanks to how sexualized we are nowadays. The excitement we feel when we engage in late night romantic adventures allows us to engage in a lot of pleasures that most of us would only dream about. But hooking up also allows us to embrace our innermost wants without feeling judged or shamed for embracing the sides of physical attraction that are a bit off of the beaten path.

Nowadays, folks that embrace this sort of casual lifestyle are referred to as “sociosexually unrestricted” individuals. This movement contains people from just about every subculture and group out there, meaning that there’s a place for everything, and everything has its place, sexually speaking. Folks who grew up in the 60s can’t help but find some parallels between the rockin’ days of their time, and the modern sexual revolutions were in the midst of today.
Hopefully, this time around we’ll learn a bit more about what drives these urges in ourselves, and what makes us regularly seek out deep love and affection.

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Signs That It’s Becoming More Than A Hookup (What To Look For)

Sex tends to be profoundly intimate for a lot of people, which is why it isn’t always that surprising to find out that your casual hookup may be getting some bonafide feels for you. As much as we’d like to kid ourselves, the truth is that the lines between lust and love can often get blurry, especially if you find a strong connection with your partner.

But, even though it’s obvious to a lot of us how and why this can start to happen, some of us remain blissfully unaware of the signs that show us this is happening. Below, I’ve outlined some behaviors and situations to pay attention to if you think your fling is starting to think you’re the “real thing.”

You Talk All The Time, About Everything

One of the first and most fundamental rules, when you’re hooking up with someone on the regular, is to leave before the morning can start. Some people think you should even go so far as to leave the same night, to avoid having the kind of interactions reserved for couples.

This can be a tricky situation to navigate, especially if you find yourself being the one who tries to linger a little while longer in the morning. This can lead to some serious self-doubt and confusion, which is why it’s wise to take a step back and consider the situation. Are you finding that your conversations naturally last longer and longer? Has the other person been guilty of hanging around more often than you’d expect?

These are healthy questions to ask yourself to avoid heartache. It’s entirely possible that part of the reason you’re feeling “real feelings” for them is that they’re sending the same vibes at you.

You Are Genuinely Concerned With Each-Other’s Lives

There’s a huge difference between showing a respectful level of interest in your hookup’s day-to-day events and having a legitimate investment in their lives and feelings.

A major sign of this is the sudden outpourings of emotional topics. Perhaps your casual hookup has just argued with her mother and decides that your the right person talk it over with. Or maybe you’ve just suddenly gotten into a car wreck, and find yourself pulling up their number to let them know what’s happened.

These aren’t the types of situations that get talked about when all you’re doing is sleeping with someone, and it’s a clear indicator that you care about each other.

Sometimes, You Don’t Even Sleep Together

This particular sign is about as obvious as it gets, and yet there are still people out there who don’t put the pieces together.

If you’re spending time with your casual fling doing things like having lunch, going to the movies, or having drinks, you should know that you’re going on dates, at least by the traditional definition.

Spending time interacting with someone socially that you also share a physical relationship with is dangerously close to dating, save for a few perceived responsibilities. Keep this in mind if you guys are having coffee a little too often.

You Are Really Into Each Other

This is slightly related to the last point but definitely takes the idea a step further. Showing nurturing behavior to a person that you’re sleeping with exposes a level of intimacy and feelings that go well beyond the physical, and will almost universally create a foundation of emotional interactions for you both to pull from.

When these signs start to show themselves, it’s time to make up your mind as to where your heart lies.

You Spend A Majority Of Your Time Together

A hookup is, by the textbook definition, casual and sporadic. That means that you’re going to be seeing your casual partner every now and again, without ever putting too fine of a point on it. This tends to be part of why keeping things casual is so enticing for people, as it doesn’t place substantial demands on their time. For others, it can also be fairly intimidating to be in a situation that for all intents and purposes will be “forever.”

The time spent together with a hookup is really the last dividing line between a casual encounter and a partner that you’re seriously dating. Investing more than a few hours of time into communications and interactions with your fling means that well…it’s not a fling anymore.

At The End Of The Day

The bottom line here is communication. Being candid and open about your intentions is crucial, not just to your partner’s well being, but also your own.

Human biology and sexual chemistry can be very, very confusing. Making sense of all the hormones and emotions being tossed around is never easy, but it’s smart to always keep on the lookout for these signs. It just may save you from a bit of heartache.

April 30, 2019

Thought Process of Women and Hooking Up (My Personal Opinion)

Did you know that a lot of women think about hooking up daily? Does that come as a shocker to you? If so, then I must say that you’re absolutely crazy. No, but seriously, women are just as hungry as men are today. In fact, I’ll go out on a limb and say that we’re almost all aware of what a hookup is, I’m sure.

It boils down to simply, a man and a woman, man and a man, woman and a woman, or some variation thereof get together and have some fun, sexually speaking. It can be as simple as a makeout session, or as insane as a group of six between the sheets for a night. Really, the term has a lot of so-called “wiggle room.”

But despite this general understanding, even Webster’s Dictionary is at a loss as to how to describe this common human behavior. The term tends to mean a lot of things to a lot of different people, and it’s possible even you’re confused by the term!

It tends to be true that most women have a hookup fantasy that they come into a casual situation with. They’ll absolutely have pictured how the date is going to go, and how your night together is going to play out. Sometimes the woman is picturing a series of near-romantic events; Other times, she’s a monster in the bedroom. For men, it can be difficult to know exactly what type of situation they’re heading into, so it’d be nice if they could get some warning about what to expect.

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What A Hookup Means To Women (The Average Female)

During the average hookup encounter, things can move pretty quickly from the bar to the bedroom, so it can be easy to ruin things by being so overly concerned about concepts such as setting “the mood” that you end up talking way too much. That being said, it can be a huge benefit to put a few questions out there before you meet up, so you know both what you and she really expect from that evening’s events.

Sending The Right Message

While I hate to be so literal about it, this is absolutely the first and most crucial batch of steps to making sure your potential female partner knows what’s coming. Knowing the right types of thing to say can really enhance your encounter, so it’s wise to come into the situation prepared. Below, I’ve written out a few examples of statements that should work perfectly for something like this:

“Hey there. I know we’re just getting started, but I feel like there are a few personal preferences I have that I’d like to share before we really get into this.”

“So, what are some of your tastes, sexually speaking? Are there any particular moves or habits that you’re looking for in a partner?”

“I really like where things are going, and that’s why before we keep going, I’d like to find out what sort of kinks you might have?”

If she responds well to these introductory questions, embrace the moment and dig a little more deeply. The more you can come into a hookup situation with the right knowledge, the better the woman is going to find you to be.

Boundaries & Ground Rules

So, you’ve exchanged a bunch of texts, things are going well, and now the pair of you are toying with the idea of meeting up. What comes next?

No surprise here, it’s time for some more clear & honest communication! While you’ve hopefully at this point established a firm understanding of both what you & your partner want, you may not have covered the types of things you DON’T want. Perhaps you’re a fan of the rougher stuff, and she’s a gentle soul. Maybe she likes being tied up, and you’re just not comfortable with rope play.

In 2019, anyone can have a hidden list of fetishes that just don’t mesh with the person they’re seeing. For example, hitting dom sex clubs. Setting up some ground rules concerning what she does and does NOT like in the bedroom is important for several reasons, including the emotional well-being of both parties concerned.

During The Hookup

Hopefully, at this point, you’ve made time to meet up with your potential new partner. You’ve already set up ground rules, and you have a good idea of what she likes & doesn’t like. Now, you need to remember to have fun and relax. Meeting a new mate can be downright terrifying, so try to keep in mind that you and she are keeping things casual for a reason.

Self-Needs, Self Care

So, you’ve set the stage, you’ve sent the right signals, and you’ve successfully gotten yourself into a hookup situation. You’re having a great time, and things seem to be progressing just the way you’d like them to. So how do you maintain this new & preferred “status quo?” With a bit of regular self-maintenance, that’s how!

There are numerous ideas & techniques regarding self-care, but the main goal in any of these approaches is to continue enjoying the activities that brought you joy prior to meeting your partner.

Women tend to get a little frustrated by male dependence when they’re only looking for a fling, so keeping yourself occupied & independent is a great way to avoid falling into this trap. It also helps to keep your mind clear, which is important when trying to think about your situation objectively.

Knowing When To Leave

While plenty of women out there are perfectly happy to keep things casual, it’s important to keep an eye on the development of your partnership.

Knowing the signs that indicate when your hookup may be thinking about you a little too romantically can help you decide that it’s time to leave before things take a nasty turn. Emotions are a tricky thing, and when physical affection is thrown into the mix, you can lose control of the situation before you know it.

Putting It All Together

Really, this comes down to an optimistic attitude, and a little bit of caution. Usually, you can tell pretty quickly if the woman you’re interacting with is “down” with your personality, or if she’s just not going to be the best potential match for you.

Also, don’t be mistaken: women are making up their minds about you just as quickly as you are about them. Stay cool, calm, and collected, and remember that women are often looking for a good, safe bit of fun, just like you!

April 5, 2019

Goodbye My Hookup Partner, Hello New Me! What To Do Now…

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We all know that breakups are difficult, and that doesn’t change much if it’s the end of something casual as opposed to the termination of a long-term situation. Just because your feelings aren’t as intense doesn’t mean that you still won’t get a case of the sads. And that makes sense, as it tends to be true that losing any strong connection with another individual is hard.

This can be exceptionally challenging to your self-worth, and crushing to your ego, but it’s important to pay attention to the positives and stay focused on yourself after any breakup -type situation.

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Things You Must Do After Calling It Quits With A Hookup Partner

Below, I’ve gotten into a few of the tactics I use to heal and move forward in the weeks and months after ending a romantic situation. Hopefully, they’ll help you during similar situations.

Head In For A Checkup (Yes, A Physical)

First things first, time to give your doctor a call and get the goods checked out. Being a casual partner means understanding the dangers associated with this lifestyle, and STDs are one of them. Being into this sort of dating means that you or your partner may have multiple partners at once, which means much greater chances of contracting something.

In 2019 we’re seeing outbreaks in communities that 50 years ago we wouldn’t have believed. Heck, even nursing homes are seeing an increased frequency of STDs. And since these issues are best handled quickly, the sooner you get in, the sooner you can get back to “getting down” without a care in the world!

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Maintain A Stoic Attitude

Look, everyone is going to kill a couple of packs of cigarettes and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s in the days following this sort of situation, and that’s perfectly acceptable as long as you don’t let them see you cry.

If you want my advice when your friends give you a shout to hang out, do it. Even if you’re still not feeling 100%, the distraction is a great way to keep yourself from obsessing over the past.

I know I’ve been in a few emotional predicaments where I spent hours at home alone with the blinds drawn, just trying to convince myself not to call a brand new ex and talk about my feelings. This is toxic. Accept your friend’s calls, go to the parties, and try to relax. And above all else, keep your mouth shut about the breakup.

Treat Yourself, Well Too!

No joke, I have females friends who, in times of true emotional tumult, will send themselves flowers. It seems crazy, I’ll be the first to admit it, but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t work.

Another thing I’ve done is rearranged my living space post-breakups. By eliminating clutter and organizing things, you end up also doing a bit of mental housecleaning at the same time.

Whether you take yourself out for a beer, or mail a bouquet to your own home, just make sure you set some time aside for self-care.

Discover A New Passion

Honestly, this is one of the big ones as far as ways to keep your chin up. When I separated with an ex a few years back, my buddies all decided it was time for me to skateboard…at 32. But honestly, they were right, for more than one reason.

First, working your body to exhaustion with some form of exercise does wonders for depression. It honestly feels as if you can’t muster the energy to be sad, due to the sheer exhaustion you feel.

Secondly, I found out that I really enjoy the sport. Now it’s become a way to occupy my time and have fun experiences with my friends, which blows my mind, especially considering that it started as a desperate attempt to feel better after being dumped.

Don’t Take The Rebound

This is another biggie. Most folks want to run into the arms of some new companion as soon as they are alone again, and that’s a mistake.

It’s almost impossible to start a new relationship with a person if you’re dealing with residual feelings from your last situation. You’re not only pushing yourself into something new before you’ve taken time to heal, but you’re also pulling a new somebody into your mess.

Take a month or two, buy some new clothes, go about your business…it’s always better to have yourself sorted out before finding a new partner. I strongly suggest that you partake in some hookup gaming action or maybe the occasional one night stand, but nothing long-term. You need some time to breathe, trust me.

Social Media? It’s A Big No

Nowadays it’s really easy to continue watching someone’s life unfold after a breakup via Facebook or other social media sites. This can get especially painful if they’re the one who looks for a rebound and finds one. Next thing you know, their status has been changed to “Taken,” and you’re crying in the corner.

It should go without saying, but a healthy amount of distance is crucial during these moments. You don’t necessarily have to cut yourself off from them completely, but blocking their feed and maybe staying away from these sites altogether is what you’ll need to heal in peace.

Join The Gym Rats

I half mentioned exercise above, but this is more about self-image. Getting a gym membership (I splurge on Equinox) and working on a new summer body after a cold winter’s breakup can impact your self-esteem in a positive way.

Taking control of your image and health are always going to be great approaches to feeling better about the past especially if that hot lady on the treadmill keeps looking your way.

Adopt An Animal (But Think Hard About It First)

This is great for some people in times of stress and could be the best route for you after a relationship has ended.

One thing I should say is that not everyone is meant to be a pet owner, and sometimes it’s easy to get overly emotional and make a choice you’ll regret. Pets are awesome, just make sure it’s awesome for you NOW as opposed to later.

Feeling Better Yet?

If not, don’t be too worried. Emotions are a tricky business, and sometimes the best you can do is survive. Make sure to take care of yourself now, so that you’ll be ready for a new partner later.

If you need more ideas and things to do, such as vacationing with your guy friends or doing extra work to improve your life and overall lifestyle. Just stay busy and keep the ball moving in the right direction. Take yourself out for a nice steak and a martini with some blue cheese olives. Treat yourself right, now’s the time to do so!

Good luck and let me know if you have any questions!

April 4, 2019

Here’s What Hook Ups Mean To Us Men

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The hookup, 2019’s equivalent of a first date. The phrase gets thrown around an awful lot, but what does it mean to you? Time for me to share what I think it means to most guys out there. Take it from a single guy living in one of the best cities on earth, New York City!

I know a thing or two about hooking up and this should clear the air for the single women out there interested in what’s going through our brain and body.

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What Hook Ups Mean To Most Guys

Truthfully, the definition for a hookup isn’t easily pinned down. The term seems to mean something completely different to each new person who uses it, usually being tied to their experiences, as well as the opinions of those around them. For men, the phrase had tended to mean connecting physically with a woman, which could mean cuddling, making out, or full blown sex.

Guy Brains

It brings me great joy to give you ladies a bit of a peek behind the curtain regarding how men think, generally speaking. On any given day, we think about sex roughly 60% of the time.

The rest of it is taken up with survival and work. My point here is that a man is almost always going to have a tendency to connect any and every new thought immediately to “doing it.”

Throwing around a word like hookup around in the presence of your typical caveman-type will almost definitely arouse some feelings of desire.

First Steps

When you’re trying to hookup, the whole situation can fly by before you’ve even had a chance to understand the situation. Sometimes you can kill the mood before there even IS a mood, all but guaranteeing that you’ll be spending that night alone.

That being said, communication is key, and starting off with a mutually agreed upon understanding of that night’s expectations can be the difference between hooking up with a person…or hooking up with your hand.

Ground Rules

Honestly, this all comes down to how you explain yourself. For folks who like to know where they stand at all times, it can really be beneficial to be forthcoming with your wants and needs. If you’re just entering the online dating scene, it can be pretty scary out there…

However, if you’re someone who has been hitting the online hookup scene for a while, it might be easier for you to set ground rules within the first few messages, as opposed to later down the line.

What I suggest is just giving the people you talk to a simple breakdown. Say something like “I’m definitely looking for fun, but I need to make sure you understand a few things about me.”

Then, you can give them a simple breakdown of your wants, like ” I won’t do A, but I’ve positively been daydreaming about maybe trying B, as long as your OK with C.”

Ladies’ Perspectives

While as a male I’d like to think that the majority of us are down to Earth and respectful, the truth of the matter is that it’s a jungle out there. Stalkers and men with possession issues can pop up just about anywhere, which is why it’s crucial to keep your wits and common sense about you when entering into hookup situations.

Another thing you’ll definitely want to think about is just how much information you’re providing these strangers.

It can be incredibly enticing to receive attention from a potential mate, especially if you haven’t been on the scene a lot lately. But just because you’re anxious for physical connections doesn’t mean you should show them all your cards.

Make sure you select a public meeting place when having that first encounter, even if you’re intentions are to come back to yours. That extra hour of time will usually give you all the details you want to have before making a firm choice on someone.

Ask Them Everything

While this is somewhat related to my “Ground Rules,” this part of hooking up deserves its own sidebar.

Asking questions is incredibly important during situations like this, and you shouldn’t be afraid to probe as deeply as you see fit.

If they seem possessive, ask them about their exes. If they’re cheap, ask them about their home and social life. If they seem too aggressive for you, ask them what they want.

I am honestly always shocked at how many people forget that they’re allowed to be curious, and embracing that quality not only gives you a higher likelihood of a safe experience, but also can often enhance the conversation, and therefore improve the connection you’re making.

Have Fun (Please!)

Here’s a point that I don’t think women always think about when it comes to casual dating, and that’s how much fun it can be. These are exactly the types of situations that can boost your confidence and help you learn exactly what it is you like and don’t like.

Remember that this should be about you finding pleasure in the ways you like the best, not another excuse to sacrifice your needs because a man is looking to pay some attention to you.

Safety Tips

Something that a lot of my female friends do is send screencaps of their messages and exchanges to a trusted friend before meeting their date for that night, something I think is an absolute must when hooking up.

It also isn’t a terrible idea to carry something like pepper spray or a taser when entering these sort of situations. Unfortunately, almost all of us have that one friend who has escaped a close call while walking home from the bar. This added bit of protection can be exactly what you need to enter a potential hookup with confidence.

So, What’s It All Mean To Us Men?

I think it’s probably safe to say that hooking up provokes a relatively straightforward understanding in most males. A lot of us have been hooking up for years, and continue to make it our preferred dating method.

If you’re going to propose hooking up with a male friend in 2019, you should go into it knowing that they probably expect sex (I know that I’m about that life). If you don’t think that’s what you’d like, be loud and clear with what it means to you…’cause for us, it just sounds like a recipe for fun!

March 17, 2019

Tips for Turning Your One-Night Stand Into A Booty Call

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One-night stands are just that, a one-and-done, no-strings-attached thing that everyone agrees is for pure pleasure. You get busy and your gal-pal for the night goes on her merry way. But, what if you’re kind of digging the girl you spent the evening with, but not quite enough to take it to relationship status? Then maybe it’s time to think about promoting that one-night stand into a regular thing: a booty call.

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Booty Call Tips To 10x Your Life

A booty call is someone who you’re not dating, but you’re enjoying having sex with. You aren’t in a relationship, with the two of you, it’s just about hot times. This isn’t an easy thing to achieve, though, especially since women tend to get the “feelings cooties” pretty easily.

If you intend on changing your one-night stand to a booty call, you should follow a few rules to ensure it goes smoothly and everyone knows what the expectations are.

This photo is so delish, I had to show it again!

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Credit: Jonathan Shupert – This dude is a G IMO! Best pic ever!

Finding a Booty Call

Finding someone to have a booty call with can be tricky. First, you’re never going to want to hook up with a girl that is your friend. She is always going to be around and no matter how much you fight it, feelings can start working their way in.

Second, you don’t want to have a booty call be an ex-girlfriend. That is just keeping the door open for feelings and your past problems can rear their ugly heads and get in the way of having the type of relationship you’re looking for.

If you’re looking to find a booty call, I would seriously suggest you find someone who isn’t anyone you know. Hookup websites are a great way to find that perfect woman who knows what she’s getting into and isn’t going to have any preconceived notions of you or expect a relationship. There are hundreds, if not thousands, of hookup sites out there that you can use to find the perfect sexual partner.

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Five Things Will Turn That One-Night Stand into a Booty Call

Finding a one-night stand is easy. The difficult part is convincing a free-spirited woman that you’re worthy enough to continue meeting. If you’re going to change that one-night stand into a booty call, you’re going to have to put in some work of your own.

Here are my five tips for getting that hookup to consider being your “anytime” booty call:

  • Don’t talk about your sexual past – God, that is one of my pet peeves. N-o-b-o-d-y wants to hear about all the women you’ve banged or how hot an ex or hookup was and what you did with them. Don’t be that guy, seriously, you’re only going to chase her off.
  • Don’t get the “feelings” If you want a woman to run, start getting too clingy or talk about love. Any woman who was a hookup most likely did it because she isn’t looking for anything too serious and if you start that nonsense, she’s going to bolt for sure. Remember, this is supposed to be fun and exciting, not creepy or deep.
  • Be good in the sack – Look, if you want someone to keep coming back to you, you have got to be good in bed. Listen to what she likes, do things that make her get off, and don’t be a gross, pushy jerk.
  • If you’re only worried about yourself busting one off, you might as well stay home with your old buddy Leftie and let the girl get satisfied by a gentleman.
  • Get better in bed – If you’re not comfortable in bed with a woman, or you notice that your new lady is into some new things, consider studying up on sexy stuff. Don’t worry about Kama Sutra-level positions, but sometimes just trying new things and keeping things fresh is all you need to do to entice someone into staying and enjoying their time with you.
  • Pursue her – Do not wait for her to get back to you after the first time. Women like to feel like they’re being pursued and if you’re not going to show her any interest, I can guarantee you someone else out there will. It doesn’t take much effort; just show you’re wanting her and that you’re available.

Bonus Tips

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Because I’m a caring guy, I want to give you some bonus info if you’re looking at getting a consistent booty call. You don’t have to follow any of my advice, but I’ve been around and know what works and what doesn’t, so I would really suggest you give these things a try.

One, don’t be a jerk. You don’t own this woman and she doesn’t owe you anything. If you want her to continue to be with you, you need to be respectful. She isn’t a prostitute, she’s just a woman looking to have a good time and doesn’t need you, they make toys for that.

Also, if she decides to end things at any point, let it go. This isn’t a relationship and you aren’t entitled to any discussions about why she wants to end it. If she wants to go, wish her the best.

Finally, if you’re going to have a booty call, I would strongly encourage you to not only get yourself tested for STI’s but ask her for some sort of proof for clean tests. Hey, you can never be too safe and if she gets offended, you don’t need her, there is plenty of booty out there that would be pleased to know you’re so conscientious. And, if you’re going to play around, please do so safely, you only get one life.

Conclusion

Having an NSA relationship is awesome when you can find a partner who is equally into it. As long as you pick someone who isn’t in your immediate inner circle, practice your sex craft, set boundaries and respect hers, and act like an emotionally mature adult, you are sure to have a very good time for as long as you both agree to keep your booty call relationship going.

See you later

Looking for more dating tips? I’ve covered quite a bit here on my site. Just keep looking around and you’ll eventually find what you’re looking for – I guarantee it.

February 11, 2019

The “Smoking Hot Body” Obituary You Must Read

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A woman named Sybil Hicks should get the award for raising children with a great sense of humor.  Hicks, who passed away at 81 years young on February 2, 2019, got an obituary that is making it’s way around social media.  While it may sound like something I’d love to reference in one of my milf articles, I’m not even going to poke fun at this because I was truly touched by this.  And also, I’ll say this, when I go, I’d like my funeral to be one that people can laugh at, so this story really hit home with me and I thought it was worth sharing with you all.

Woman’s Obituary After Cremation Cites “Smoking Hot Body”

Smoking Hot Body Obituary

The obituary of the year.

The first person obituary was a spin on Hicks talking about finally having “the smoking hot body” she always wanted.  (Since she was cremated, she’s not lying!)

Mom was never boring. Mom lived large. She would do anything for anyone. It was rare for Mom not to have a smile on her face. Mom was always ready for a laugh  – Hicks daughter.

But it didn’t stop there.  The obituary also referenced her loving husband, Ron, and went on to talk about how she “affectionately” referenced him as “a horse’s ass.”

She also referenced “tolerating” her children over the years, which was probably my favorite line of the obit.  She did have a more soft and somber note when she mentioned she wouldn’t be around to see “my sweetest grandchildren grow up” and “be the incredible people they are meant to be.”

Unfortunately death is one of the only promises we have in life.  People who take it in stride, live life to their fullest, and embrace life, like the Hicks’ children, make our society a better place.

Thanks for the solid laugh, the lovely obit, and for honoring your dear Mother.  May she rest in peace with that smoking hot body.

January 24, 2019

World Records for Marriage and Divorce

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I thought about putting this in the crazy news section, but some people don’t visit that part of The Nut Job, so I figured I’d put it in the blog roll so everyone could see it.  Today I’m going to speak about some absolute madness.  What I’m talking about is the Guiness Book of World Records for marriages and divorces!

What is the Most Amount of Times Someone Has Been Married?

The man who holds this dubious record is named Glynn Wolfe.  He was also know as Scotty Wolfe, most likely to get away from the stigma as a serial marriage type of guy.

All said and done, Wolfe maintains the record for the largest number of monogamous marriages at a strong 29.

The marriage of the shortest duration lasted just 19 days, while his longest went for eleven years.

He married the same woman three times (Chalotte Devane), and another two women (Katherine Archer, and Sharon Goodwin) twice.

Five us his marriages came to an abrupt end with his spouse dying.  I feel bad for him in that regard, funerals are no fun.

Wolfe was survived by his 30th wife.  

Ironically, his most successful (read: longest) marriage was to a woman 37 years younger than him.  (Sugar daddy sites work, you guys.)

Also of irony, his final marriage was to the woman who holds the dubious record of the most marriages for a female, at a whopping 23 times.  It was said that the marriage was a publicity stunt.

Wolfe passed away in Redlands, California, with under 50 days until his 89th birthday.  With “approximately” 40 children who should have been calling him “Dad,” his body mysterious went unclaimed.  On a very sad note, not a single child of his, nor one of the 29 women who he married (make that 24 since 5 were deceased) attended his funeral .

What is the Longest Marriage Ever?

Herbert and Zelmyra Fisher made it 86 years.  I’ll tip my cap to that.  Wouldn’t happen in today’s era of swipe apps.

What is the Shortest Marriage Ever?

Kris & Kim Wedding

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian come to mind, but they actually went a month or so before than went haywire. All joking aside, there are many marriages that end up in divorce court just minutes, or hours after tying the knot.  Like Snoop Dogg sang famously,” it’s a crazy mixed up world, it’s a doggy dogg world.”

What is the Most Expensive Wedding Ever?

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Believe it or not, some people spend a lot of money on their weddings.  I always enjoy a good party, as long as I’m not the one getting the bill at the end of the night, so I thought it would be interesting to see what the most expensive wedding in history is thought to be.

Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the crown prince of Abu Dhabi, had a custom stadium seating 20,000 people for his wedding to his bride Princess Salama.  34 private jets arrived at the scene in 1981, where the wedding bill was north of $100 million!  Dude, that’s a lot of lap dances, or better yet, dates with strippers.

How Old Were the Oldest Couple Ever to Divorce?

People grow apart, that’s part of the game.  In the case of Bertie and Jessie Wood, who were wed for 36 years, they decided to call it quits just under two years shy of their 100th birthdays.  Maybe they are tech savvy and one of them started hooking up with Instagram Thots?

For me, I’ll stay single and won’t flirt with winning – err – losing at life and setting any records.

 

January 15, 2019

Five Things To Never Wear On Any Date!

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There are rules for playing the single guy lifestyle and if you break those rules it’ll cost you. While there aren’t that many, there are some and trust me, I follow them every single day. Today I’m going to share some really important tips related to dressing for a date. Though we lean towards casual attire given that it’s a casual date, there are still some things that you should just refrain from wearing.

I can almost guarantee that if you wear any of these things to a hookup date or a first date you will be leaving by yourself and not even with blue balls. You won’t even get that far!

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Five Things Never To Be Worn On A Date

So, I’m going to keep this relatively simple and quite frankly, I shouldn’t even have to share this with you but I will. If you’re wondering if I actually practice what I preach, you won’t catch me wearing any of the things I’m about to share below. Well, if there was a zombie apocalypse maybe and I was limited on clothing, but other than that, no way in hell.

Cat Tee Shirts

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You know all those cool cat tees that you see at Spencer’s and Hot Topic, leave them on the rack. No one thinks they’re cool. In fact, you look like a high school loser that’s been playing video games and jerking off to anime girls. No girl wants to bang a dude wearing cats and kittens. Get real or never get laid.

Scientology Tees and/or Tom Cruise Tees

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The Church of Scientology is creepy and I don’t like Tom Cruise either because he’s the creepiest of them all. I can’t stand religion pushers and most people that I know rather jump out of a moving car than listen to someone try and convert them. Wearing your Scientology shirt shows that you’re the type that likes to follow others and that you’re pretty much a weirdo. Don’t even think about it.

A Visible Pocket Knife

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Who the hell are you, Jeffrey Dahmer? If some girl walks in and sees that her date is sporting a pocket knife it doesn’t matter how big it is, she’s not thinking it’s macho. Instead, she already trying to think her way out of there without getting murdered. Oh, and if you pull out the pocket knife for any reason other than saving her from a robber, then you’re a psycho.

A Gun

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Really, if you even have to ask why I added this, then you’re a moron. Unless you’re an on-duty police officer with a license to carry and you’re in full uniform, then leave the gun at home. Starsky and Hutch don’t need any help and you’re not that important or rich – trust me. Oh, and try wearing a gun and meeting a crazy lady and she’s bound to go off the charts nuts on you. Don’t believe me? The proof is in the pudding, just ask this woman right here.

Crocs

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Are you over the age of 11 and do you own a pair of Crocs? If so, then you’ve just solidified the fact that you’re a complete loser. Women don’t think Crocs are cool. They’re practical for children and that’s about it. If you’re a grown man wearing Crocs, then you’re likely a fat loser or a super skinny loser that literally never gets laid ever.

Well, I kept this one pretty short and sweet but I wanted to give you some real guidance to help you avoid any embarrassment with regards to dressing for your date. If I even attempted to wear any of the items mentioned above which on a date in New York City, that date would last about 30 seconds max.

Why should you listen to me? You should listen to me because I’m the voice of reason and I know how to hook up with women. My smash and dash record doesn’t lie, nor do I, so take action and do the right thing. Purge all those items and prosper. One last thing, if you’re not using any dating sites yet, then perhaps you should start with the fuckbook network because you will hook up if you use it. Thank me later.

December 11, 2018

Why Most Married Men Are Unhappy

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If you ask me, I think people who get married are nut jobs to the fullest extent. The most basic research on marriage will teach you that the divorce rate is at nearly fifty percent. What that number doesn’t account for is all the people who stay in marriages but are not truly happy.

When it comes to men, there are many of them who love their spouses dearly and do not want to get a divorce but are also extremely unhappy in their marriage. This may seem to be contradictory but it is actually a very common occurrence.

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The most basic reason married men end up unhappy is that they didn’t fully grasp the idea of what marriage was before they jumped into it. Finding someone who you connect with on a physical and emotional level is an intense experience, and the power of love forces people into making decisions they don’t fully think about.

Your Life Will Change

Often, men underestimate the lifestyle change that comes along with marriage, and they expect that their previous lives will stay intact. Marriage requires a different level of time, energy, and financial commitment, and once these commitments are made, they are very difficult to undo without great consequence. A common theme amongst unhappily married men is feeling like they are trapped in their lives, and stuck in a routine in which they are unfulfilled.

Likewise, interpersonal dynamics often change once people get married. Men may feel like they are no longer appreciated in the same way, as the roles in the relationship may have changed after the marriage. Married men often feel like they lack control over their lives and schedules, and often have to concede things to their partner.

Resentment Often Exists

When they feel like these concessions aren’t appreciated, resentment begins to form and this compounds into other problems. Especially when children are added to the equation, men start to feel left out now that their partner has a new role as a mother and caregiver. They feel like they don’t get the same attention as before, and that their wife has become their mother; an authority figure who dictates what they can and cannot do.

Sex Does Change

The universal reason married men are unhappy is because the sexual dynamic in the relationship has changed after marriage. Married men often have no yearning for the pitfalls of single life and dating, and simply want the sexual interaction in the relationship to continue to evolve. Often, especially when children come into the fold, the sexual dynamic between partners quickly diminishes because of practical forces like time and fatigue.

The rigors of pregnancy and adult life may also result in transformations in the partner’s body that changes the level of attraction between the two partners. Men often feel like their wives have “let themselves go,” and no longer care about dressing sexy or being naughty now that they are deep into a marriage. The frequency of sexual interactions drops, and the spark is not the same as when they were first in love.

Conclusion

There are many reasons a man could be unhappy in a relationship, but they all often boil down to a lack of communication and understanding between the partners. Once this is established, it becomes clearer what the root cause of unhappiness is and can possibly be changed. If you’re willing to make a change, then great.

But if not, then get out now. Don’t make someone else suffer because you’re not happy. If both parties are not into it, then eventually things will die out and you’ll be divorced before you know it. Now, some folks choose to cheat on their partner versus flee the scene, but that’s your choice to make, not mine. Some folks don’t want to get a divorce, so they just do the unthinkable and hire an escort to fulfill their sexual needs and desires.

December 11, 2018

What is a Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby?

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I love myself some sugar babies. Whether you’re on the hunt for a sugar daddy or sugar baby, I’ve got you covered 100% here with all the facts about it. Based on what I know, there are lots of CEOs and executives that are playing the sugar daddy and sugar momma role. Find out what this entails.

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Everything You Need To Know About Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby Lifestyles

The term sugar daddy and baby is very popular in pop culture, but it often has a lot of negative connotations. That is because people don’t truly understand the connection between a sugar daddy and his sugar baby. Unlike what people may think, this relationship dynamic is very common and is based on respect and honesty, much like any other relationship. The difference is, it is obvious from the get go that money is an explicit component from which the very basis of the relationship is founded.

Often a sugar daddy is an older, well off man, who has a younger companion who is unable to afford this same lifestyle on their own. These men are often too busy for a traditional relationship and don’t have the time for typical dating norms, so creating a relationship that’s based on finances is convenient.

Who’s It For?

If you don’t have money to burn, then being a sugar daddy is not for you. Women who want sugar daddies are expensive. If you want a beautiful, feminine woman by your side at all times, you have to understand that there is a certain level of upkeep that comes with that. The woman spends money on getting her hair, nails, and waxing done, and often does these things on a weekly basis. Spending money on hair and skincare routines is the most basic component of being a sugar daddy. If you don’t intend on covering these costs at a minimum, you will be unable to find a suitable sugar baby.

Gifts Galore

Once this is out of the way, the maintenance budget will shift to clothes, so that she has something nice to wear when you go out. Going out is a central component of being a sugar daddy. If you are a sugar daddy, you live a certain lifestyle where you want to be in places that you can be seen with a beautiful woman.

You want a woman to take out to dinners, engage with culture, and go on vacation with. All of these things cost money, so the best sugar daddies prove that up front providing this lifestyle is easy for them and doesn’t affect their pocket. When you’re able to do these things, the inherent agreement is that other dynamics of the relationship are dictated by the sugar daddy.

Not All Just Sex For Money

While this seems to suggest sexual favors, the sugar daddy-baby relationship is not entirely like one you would have with an escort. With a sugar daddy, the expectation is that this is a long term arrangement, that allows for monthly allowances, gifts, and time spent together that is not sexual. However, it is implicit that the sugar daddy expects that his sexual preferences are met as a prerequisite to the arrangement.

In this way, sugar daddies are more men who are looking for an on demand girlfriend who does not require the typical day to day attention that monogamy requires, and replaces time spent with money spent. No matter the dynamics, a sugar daddy demands, the universal agreement is that spending money is much more valuable than spending time and that the sugar baby has no issue with this.

If you’re looking to have some fun and play this role, then you might want to check out Seeking.com aka SeekingArrangement.com. You can also just try this site here that’s notorious for putting together hook up connections.