Now, you know that I’m crazy about hooking up with as many local girls in NYC as possible. My guess is that you might be in the same boat. Admit it, you are one of those guys who spends most of his time creeping on the sexy women who are Instagram famous. Don’t lie, because believe me, every guy does it. Trust me, I love me some hot Instagram girls and cannot get enough of them.
Some of these women are beyond hot and some of the sexiest eye-candy I’ve ever come across outside of models or top porn stars. And the most excellent part of this? These are all women who are just everyday women that you can talk to, get to know, and who knows what else might happen!
Toplist Of Hot Girls On Instagram
I have chosen to share a few of my favorite hotties with you in case they’re your cup of tea too. However, there is no real shortage of sexy 10’s in all shapes and sizes all over Instagram, so if my choices aren’t to your liking, you’re sure to find someone that tickles your um, fancy.
My latest favorite IG girl is none other than Claudia Alende. She’s a smoking hot model that have 10 million followers and looks like Megan Fox. This Brazilian model is so damn popular that she’s been featured in Forbes Magazine for being so influential. Check her out @claudiaalende.
My next choice and my favorite curvy girl is Kristina Ewing. Her Instagram handle is @kristina_ewing and she has the kind of curves you want to ride on all day and night. This LA beauty is a quintessential California girl and keeps herself fit and hot all year round.
If you like your women to have more definition to their body, you might want to look up my girl, Jade Katy on her Instagram handle of @jadekaty. This MILF is ripped and a World Beauty Fitness and Fashion model, a BPI Sports athlete that is one of their models, and you may have seen her in skincare commercials.
The next girl is a friend (maybe more) of the kinda douchy Insta-famous, Dan Bilzerian. I don’t know what they do together, but if I was him, I’d be all over Nina Wither if I could be given that privilege. Nina enjoys posting pictures of herself in a bikini and shooting off big guns, so she’s definitely a guy’s girl if you ask me. And she’s always got her phone in her hand, so if you feel like checking her out, then look her up on IG at @ninawithercom.
Celeste Bright is my next choice for an Instagram hottie worth following. She is a Wilhelmina model in both Miami and LA. Her body is smoking hot and she has a mane of long, blond hair I just want to put my hands in and hang onto while I’m showing her the time of her life.
If legit models are your thing and since I’m on a workout kick, let me introduce you to London model, Maeve Madden @maeve_madden. If you can’t find two gorgeous things on her body to stare at, you’re blind. Her chest is perfection and something I could lay my head on any day of the week.
With it being so close to Christmas, I had to pick my favorite sexy Santa, Kate Kirchoff (@katekirchoff). She attends Southern Methodist University and has beauty and brawn on her side. I wouldn’t want to make her mad, she can definitely kick some ass and look good doing it.
And last, but certainly not least, is my all-time favorite, my sexy American goddess, University of Colorado student, Lara McWhorter (@laramcwhorter,). This woman has an ass you could bounce a quarter off of and the boobs that make grown men weep. But, there is something about her eyes that just makes me wish she’d give me a “Come Hither” stare.
If you should decide that you want to contact one of my girls, or you have an Instagram hottie that just gets your blood flowing and you want to give her a DM, let me help you out with some tips that I follow when I take a chance and message a sexy lady.
Tips For Contacting These Instagram Girls
First, and most importantly, do not send them a picture of your dick. If they haven’t asked to see it, they don’t want to. Come on man, keep that thing in your pants. Second, don’t be a creep. Don’t just blast up their DM’s with vulgarity. They don’t want to hear how you’re going to lick their butt or bang them into tomorrow. Instead, try contacting them with a question about something on their profiles. There is a wealth of things you can chat about on those profiles, from locations they took certain pictures or a product they might be promoting.
If you’re going to message anyone on Instagram, make sure you have a profile. They don’t want some creep who has never spent a day on IG messaging them out of the blue. It literally takes a few minutes to get yourself on there, so just take the time to make it look like you know what you’re doing.
And finally, and I can’t believe I even have to say this, just be nice. Don’t go in with a chip on your shoulder and certainly don’t act like an ass if they reject you or don’t even contact you back. Do you know how many guys hit on these women in a day? Being a shit-head isn’t going to get you anywhere, trust me.
Hopefully, you can find someone (or many someones) to your liking on Instagram, it is literally teeming with some of the hottest women on the planet. And if you can’t hookup with them, they make a good fantasy to look at until you find your own hottie to play with.
