Monthly Archives: February 2019

February 13, 2019

Dating App Consultant Fetches $2,000 for Crafting Your Profile

In the world of dating, you never get a second chance to make a first impression.  Thanks to a new dating app consultant, you can spend your hard earned money on someone who will make your profile stand out among the crowd.  Yep, it’s true.  We’ve reached a point in time where people are outsourcing their profile creation.

Meet Meredith Golden The Dating Consultant

Anyone who uses dating apps like Tinder or Bumble should pay attention, because it’s the little things that get people to swipe right these days.  Since 2015, Meredith Golden has been helping people with their dating profiles.  She made a post on Facebook offering to help friends and the former psychotherapist and at home Mom saw this little gig turn into a full blown venture.  Her website is, and her fees fetch as much as $2,000 monthly!

I’m all for being perfect, like the late Curt Henning, aka “Mr. Perfect.”  However, you won’t see this nut of a person paying that much for a profile upgrade.  She’s crazy if she thinks a savant like me, a serial dater, if you will, would pay that sort of a fee to get my profile up to her caliber.

But then again, there are suckers born every day, and some people simply don’t have the “A game” I bring to the table, day in, and day out.

I should re-iterate that the $2,000 fee is the most expensive package she offers, and not only does it include the perfect dating profile, but it also offers you the chance to have Golden swipe and chat with your matches.  You simply show up for the dates she lines up for you.  It’s that simple.

Golden starts off with a 20 minute questionnaire to get to know the client’s voice and demeanor.  This way, she’s armed with enough info to replicate the tone and conversation when she chats with anyone they are matched up with.

She charges $300 for a dating profile package, and $600 for a “Dating Diagnosis” that shows you where you are making errors in your conversations.  

Zack Guzman of Yahoo! Finance let her check out his profile so he could sample her services.

Does Meredith Golden’s Dating Service Work?

Guzman gave her the power to take over his Bumble profile and sent her a bunch of photo options she could pick and choose from.  They went back and forth over the re-set, and his profile was completed and he felt it was very similar to what he initially began with.

dating app consulting

After the profile reset, she advised him to stay away from Bumble on the weekends, which was weird to me.  Like the gym, I subscribe to the #nodays off policy when it comes to swiping away for women I want to meet and fuck.  But hey, I’m a savage and I do things my way.  Her logic is that you don’t want to look like you don’t have anything to do on the weekends.

My rebuttal to that is, people don’t care.  They are always on the phone.  If I’m in an Uber or Lyft, I am swiping.  If I’m waiting on someone, I’m swiping.  Swipe or die, that’s the way I see it.  You pay for the apps for a reason, you know?

Am I not going to hook up with a woman or think any less of her because she swiped me on a Saturday Night?  Hell no.  In fact, nine times out of ten you never find out when they actually swiped, so I am totally against her logic there.

Maybe I start my own swipe consulting service?

Golden’s other advice to Guzman was:

  • No group photos
  • Make your headshots happy
  • Emphasize the positive

I agree with these, just for the record.

Guzman went on to report his results:

He asked friends to choose the before or after profile.  He had gathered differing opinions on this.  He then continues to say that like beauty, the perfect dating profile lies in the eye of the beholder.  I tend to agree with him.  People are going to swipe if they are:

  • into you
  • horny
  • really desperate

That said, save your money on the consultant, and if you want to get down and dirty, join an adult sex app.  You can thank me later.


February 12, 2019

Tight Vagina Talk: Is It Really Better?

tight vagina

I have strange conversations with my friends daily. One of the topics that recently came up was whether or not a tighter vagina was better and if it really made a difference. We got pretty deep here – pun intended. The conversation to a few weird spins but we hashed out a few things and came to a few conclusions.

Since we know women are constantly checking out our bulges (don’t lie) we thought why should you not have a private discussion on vagina tightness.

The very first thing that we did was start with Google to see what search suggestions came up. When search for “is a tight vagina” the other suggestions shown below are what populated.

Tight vagina searches online

You’ll notice that LOTS of people are talking about this, not just me and my buddies. Folks want to know if having “it” tighter is better. Here’s the scoop and what we dug up during our convo. Perhaps our findings might help you, perhaps they won’t. Regardless, you’ll have a tight grip on the subject.

Are you interested in getting to the bottom of this tight talk?

Tell us, please

Great, let’s get down to business…

Is There A High Demand For Really Tight Vagina?

I’m a data guy and economist so supply and demand are all I think about. Is there truly an insane demand for extremely tight vaginas in the world today? Well, you’ve heard the old, “hot dog down a hallway” or “feeding a tick tack to a whale” analogies right? People today are constantly using those words to describe the female vagina which they feel is overly used, stretched out, or not to their liking.

Hot Dog

For the men out there that think a narrower vagina is the answer to their prayers, think again. They’re wrong, dead wrong.

It’s not the narrowness that makes it feel tight but the muscles around the vagina that are responsible for this. They’re called the pelvic floor muscles. It’s not the strength of these muscles either but the motion of them while doing it that plays a role.

Think of it this way. When you have an erection, your penis gets hard and the muscle fills with blood flow. This same concept applies to the pelvic floor muscles when a female becomes sexually aroused.

Guys, listen up, if you think that a loose vagina comes from being overused or worked too much due to having too much sex, you’re 100% wrong.

Just Squeeze For Success? Nope.

People think that squeezing helps and that it is closely correlated with feeling pleasure. Guess what, all the publications out there sharing this information are wrong.

Sure, it plays a small role but without the perfect mixture of physical and emotional arousal, there will be less pleasure all around for all parties involved.

Is Too Tight Really Possible?

If you ask some of my friends out there, they’ll tell you that it’s impossible for a vagina to be too tight. Perhaps that’s because they’ve got small dicks and don’t know what they’re talking about.

The truth is that a vagina can be too tight. Both people having sex can be extremely uncomfortable if a vagina is too tight. Perhaps it has something to do with not being wet enough, uncontrollable constrictions while having sex and many other factors.

If you’re finding that there is a lot of physical discomfort between you and your partner while having sex, then stop – just STOP.

Changes Do Really Take Place

My buddies and I researched whether or not vaginas can change and sure enough, they can. Most people think that they only stretch out or get loose. Again, a completely false assumption, but the good news is that the vagina can change and it can not only become less tight but tighter as well.

Things like menopause, childbirth, kegel exercises, cosmetic surgery, tightening serums and more can impact the tightness of a vagina.

Most guys think that when a woman has vaginal rejuvenation that she’s going to feel tighter and better, but that’s not always the case and this study proves it.

Husband Stitches After Giving Birth

One of my friends is married with a kid and he started talking about this thing called the “Husband Stitch.” Husbands want a tight vagina right?

Love it , want more

For those not aware, it’s an extra stitch of the act of making the vagina tighter after giving birth. This practice does exist and it might make your baby momma’s vagina tighter as a result of placing a few extra stitches in there. However, it can also backfire and make things too tight or even worse, get infected after surgery.

Don’t go asking the doctor to put a few extra stitches in there either, that’s just poor taste.


I guess the main conclusion that we came to was that loose or tight, spending too much time worrying about or thinking about a vagina being one way or the other is a waste of time. It opens up pandora’s box and that’s a box you don’t want to get inside.

The good news is that if you’re nervous that you’re inadequate or that the person you’re sleeping with is not a good fit for you, then you’ve got other options. I find that almost every woman I speak with via the dating apps that I use are completely open and honest about their bodies.

They’re only using these casual hookup apps because they want sex, not because they want to be examined by an insecure guy worried about the anatomy of the female genitalia. Join a casual site, meet someone looking to simply have fun and do just that. Leave the vagina tightness inspections at the front door.

Think if it this way, we’re only here for a short period of time, eventually, we end up with an obituary (hopefully like this one) and it doesn’t make sense to make fun of people or worry about things like tight and loose vaginas. Just have fun, experience life with people and live!

You’re welcome!

Special thanks to for letting us use his vagina artwork in the featured section. It’s incredible!

February 11, 2019

The “Smoking Hot Body” Obituary You Must Read

Sexy lady

A woman named Sybil Hicks should get the award for raising children with a great sense of humor.  Hicks, who passed away at 81 years young on February 2, 2019, got an obituary that is making it’s way around social media.  While it may sound like something I’d love to reference in one of my milf articles, I’m not even going to poke fun at this because I was truly touched by this.  And also, I’ll say this, when I go, I’d like my funeral to be one that people can laugh at, so this story really hit home with me and I thought it was worth sharing with you all.

Woman’s Obituary After Cremation Cites “Smoking Hot Body”

Smoking Hot Body Obituary

The obituary of the year.

The first person obituary was a spin on Hicks talking about finally having “the smoking hot body” she always wanted.  (Since she was cremated, she’s not lying!)

Mom was never boring. Mom lived large. She would do anything for anyone. It was rare for Mom not to have a smile on her face. Mom was always ready for a laugh  – Hicks daughter.

But it didn’t stop there.  The obituary also referenced her loving husband, Ron, and went on to talk about how she “affectionately” referenced him as “a horse’s ass.”

She also referenced “tolerating” her children over the years, which was probably my favorite line of the obit.  She did have a more soft and somber note when she mentioned she wouldn’t be around to see “my sweetest grandchildren grow up” and “be the incredible people they are meant to be.”

Unfortunately death is one of the only promises we have in life.  People who take it in stride, live life to their fullest, and embrace life, like the Hicks’ children, make our society a better place.

Thanks for the solid laugh, the lovely obit, and for honoring your dear Mother.  May she rest in peace with that smoking hot body.

February 6, 2019

Erectile Dysfunction Drug Comparison

Cactus in Erectile Dysfunction ad

As you may know, the use of erectile dysfunction drugs is rampant today and there are many brands to consider if you’re having issues. The main erectile dysfunction (ED) pills or drugs are made available by various brands that exist on the market today.

If you’re in a relationship with someone (married or serious with someone) or actively dating random people, then chances are you’re sexually active (or would like to be).

There are a few different types of drugs available on the market but most of them either contain sildenafil or tadalafil. Both of these drugs are vasodilators. They treat other conditions but problems with obtaining or achieving an erection are the main problem that these treat. The drugs’ effectiveness has been documented widely. For example, studies have been conducted on men over the years to document the effectiveness of all drugs mentioned below.

Before you go buying any of the ED drugs on the market today, I suggest reading that you know what you’re going to be taking and get a better grasp of things. In order to help you do so, I’ve provided you with a product/drug comparison chart.

Full disclosure: It’s important that you understand that I’m not a doctor and this information should not be taken or used as medical advice. I’m simply sharing my personal thoughts based on research I’ve done. Always consult with your doctor before attempting to take any medications or drugs, period.

Erectile Dysfunction drugs

Quick Comparison Of Every Erectile Dysfunction Drug (2019)

As previously stated, this is just to give you some new information to help you make better decisions and it’s not medical advice. Speak with your primary care physician before taking any medications.


This is the most widely known brand of ED pills, commonly referred to as the magic blue pill. Doctors have been prescribing Viagra to men with erectile dysfunction issues for years. The common dosage is 50mg but it comes in 25mg, 50mg, and 100mg pills. The main ingredient of this drug is sildenafil citrate. It’s typically prescribed to men who are 65 years of age or older.

As far as taking the drug is concerned, patients typically take is 30 to 60 minutes before having sex. The drug can work for up to a 4 hour period. Anything longer than that is certainly something to be concerned about.

If you’re going to take this, it’s best to do so on an empty stomach as a diet high in fats might make it less effective.


Next on the list is Levitra which is vardenafil hydrochloride and is given to patients orally. This drug has been around since 2003 and many doctors prescribe this to patients depending on their physical condition and the symptoms/medical issues they’re dealing with.

The Levitra is typically taken an hour before having sex and it works for roughly 4 to 5 hours. Some patients feel that this is a more effective drug than Viagra, but every patient is different. As for dosing, the common dose is 10mg but some folks start with as little as 5mg if they are over the age of 65.

As for side effects, supposedly the high-fat diet should be avoided as should grapefruit juice. Don’t as me why, but I guess many complain that it makes the symptoms worse.


The For Hims brand is another product that’s similar to Viagra. It’s the sildenafil, which is an FDA approved drug for erectile dysfunction but they sell it a little bit differently. You’re able to purchase this via online without having to physically meet with a physician. They sell it for $30 versus the typically high cost of Viagra. I’d also like to point out that they too sell Viagra but it costs $425.

For Hims gives their customers an online physical assessment with one of their doctors and for $30 they sell five 40mg pills of sildenafil. The stipulation is that it’s a monthly subscription to the product. So, you’re billed monthly for the ED pills that show up in your mailbox.

Get Roman

Another newbie on the erectile dysfunction scene, Get Roman provides consumers with a way to purchase ED pills from U.S. licensed physicians. You first speak with a physician and explain to them your issues. This is a 5-minute consultation. A few hours later, a doctor reviews the information and communicates with you what steps you need to take in order to deal with your condition. It’s a process called telehealth and technology that makes it effortless to consult with a physician.

They sell a number of different medications and the prices vary depending on what you’re trying to purchase. For example, the sildenafil is available in doses of 20mg to 100mg and the cost per dose varies from $2 to $10. They also offer generic Viagra which is far more expensive at $34 per dose and branded Viagra at $70 per dose. If you’re more of a Cialis fan, they have generic and branded versions of that product available as well.


Speaking of Cialis so much, time to cover of it here. This product typically comes in two forms which are daily pills and another pill called the weekender which I consider the fast-acting version of the original pill. The highest dose of this drug is 20mg and that’s what’s commonly taken to kick in within a half hour or so.

Men taking this daily will typically start out with 2.5 mg or 5mg and see how they react to it. They go to the weekender which is the higher dose of 10-20mg depending on how they feel on the lower does. If you’re a big fan of drinking alcohol, then you probably shouldn’t be taking any Cialis. That holds especially true if you’re drinking more than five drinks daily. Aside from that, you can take this with or without food, whatever is most comfortable for you.


This is an FDA approved treatment for erectile dysfunction. These are avanafil tablets which patients take to help treat their ED issues. It requires a prescription and should only be taken by men over the age of 18. According to the company website, it’s a second generation PDE-5 inhibitor. The drug is said to be safe for those eating and drinking what they’d like, providing that the alcohol consumption is kept to three drinks or less.

Men apparently take this and have it work within a matter of minutes (10-12 mins) but it typically takes 30 minutes to work. Patients typically start with a dosage of 100mg but for those that are on alpha-blockers, it’s recommended that they start with 50mg instead.


This ED drug is a tablet that dissolves quickly in your mouth. It’s typically taken 1-hour before having sexual intercourse but many people have reported that the effects kick in within 20 minutes.

This vasodilator typically costs about $165 for 4 tablets. The dosage is 10mg and it is not recommended to exceed that dosage daily. It’s best to avoid alcohol too when taking this product. Yes, Staxyn’s main ingredient is vardenafil.

Which Is Best?

See, that’s the tricky part. It’s really not my place to say what is the best approach for you. This is why it’s important to speak with your doctor or a licensed physician before trying any of these erectile dysfunction drugs. I’ll leave you by saying that under no circumstances should you be taking these pills without obtaining them from a physician that’s treating you regularly.

Should you have any more questions or concerns, please feel free to reach out to me. Oh, and if you’re not sure if you need an ED pill, then perhaps you should start tracking your morning wood using an app. Identifying whether a problem exists is always step number one.

Special thanks to for sourcing the featured image. Solid marketing on their part!

February 5, 2019

Morning Wood Tracking App Might Save Your Love Life

Morning Wood Erections

Are you waking up with your soldier saluting you? Is your junk ready to rock and roll upon first sight of daylight? If so, then you’re doing something right. We all recognize those days where we wake up with a massive boner and even more so those days that we’re able to put it to good use first thing. You guys using those “casual” dating apps know that morning wood comes in handy for those overnights that commonly occur after a hard night of partying.

At any rate, you might remember one or two of these fantastic erections, but are you keeping track of your daily boners? If not, then you might be in trouble!

Assuming that you’re not waking up with a stiff penis, then you might have some health problems much deeper than your penis has seen.

Don’t worry though, there’s an app for that!

Morning Wood App

Track Your Morning Wood With Morning Glory

First off, for those that haven’t got a clue or are out in la la land, morning wood is a term used to reference waking up with an erection. Now that I got that out of the way for all the idiots, time to get down to business.

An app exists that allows you to track your morning erection activity. It was designed by two companies that I’m very familiar with and you likely are as well. One is a mega publication powerhouse Men’s Health and the other is a tech-based company solving erectile dysfunction problems for millions of Americans called, Roman.

Using the app is quite simple. I’ve provided instruction below for those that might need me to hold their hand throughout the process. I just realized how creepy and disgusting that sounded – my apologies.

Here’s how you use the Morning Glory app…

Step 1. Download the app on iTunes.

Step 2. Log into the app once downloaded.

Step 3. Click the YES or NO button to indicate whether you woke up with a boner.

The app will then keep track of your boner streaks or if the lack of morning wood sightings. The app will also make suggestions based on your morning boner behavior.

This smartphone app sounds like something that an adult company or a cam site might create, but I promise that it can really come in handy – again, poor choice of words.


Well, according to Men’s Health, not having morning wood can actually be a sign of something much more serious (other than the obvious erectile dysfunction issue). It can be the sign of a blocked blood vessel, high blood pressure, heart disease, high cholesterol, and many other issues that men may be dealing with.

The folks over at Get Roman provided a video on the topic which I’ve shared with you below.

Now, what should you do if you are consistently waking up with zero wood and limp dick? Well, perhaps you should think about getting things checked out just to play it safe. There’s nothing worse than having a dick that doesn’t function. Well, I guess dying or having something major medically wrong is worse, but let’s face it, your manhood standing up straight is as important as it gets if you’re active on the dating scene today. Of course, if you’re paying for it, then it doesn’t much matter I guess – but your health still does!

While I don’t typically like to talk about things related to penis health, I know how important it is and that’s why I’ll be covering a heck of a lot more related topics in days to come.

Download the app and start tracking your morning wood. Do it now before something more serious happens to you.

Cheers to good hard on health.

February 4, 2019

FL and OH Police Sergeants Arrested For Soliciting Prostitution

Cleveland Ohio Officer Prostitution Solicitation

While I’m typically not one to gossip and talk crap about people, I absolutely could not let this dust settle without commenting on the nonsense. I recently opened up my email only to find out that on two separate occasions, police officers in different states have been busted for solicitation of prostitution.

Officer Jason Mahle

Photo Credit Facebook/Broward Palm Beach New Times

Police Sergeants Busted For Hiring Prostitutes

The first incident that I want to share with you is quite disturbing. Keep in mind, this isn’t San Jose, Costa Rica where hiring call girls is okay. It all went down in Broward County in the Palm Beach area. There’s an officer by the name of Jason Scott Mahle, who’s, in fact, a Lauderhill Police Sergeant who admitted to doing something pretty awful. He admitted to offering women sex for cash.

Officer Mahle was arrested last month for soliciting a local prostitute and offering her a cool $200 in exchange for sex. The strange thing is that according to records, he’s been accused of doing these things in the past.

There are conduct reports that go back as far as 2011. Although these reports have in fact been cleared up, that still seems a bit strange that this type of thing would occur.

What’s most important is that according to Broward Palm Beach New Times, on January 12, 2019, Jason Mahle was arrested while in St. Petersburg, FL for violating a state statute which specifically prohibits anyone from prostitution and related acts. This is a pending case and I cannot and will not comment on it.

The only reason I’m reporting it today is that I want you to know that no matter how much power you think you have, you are not above the law. Prostitution is 100% illegal in Florida, Massachusetts, California, New York (where I’m living), and just about every other state here in the United States of America.

If Jason Mahle, an officer of the courts, can be arrested just like that for this type of inexcusable behavior, don’t think it cannot and will not happen to you.

If you think he’s the only one, THINK AGAIN

Now, for the record, as far as I’m concerned, nothing good comes from Cleveland. Not King James and certainly not Johnny Manzell and this proves just that. In Cleveland, Ohio, Sergeant Michael Rybarczyk was recently charged with 11 counts of solicitation of prostitution. The charges that were filed on the Sergeant of the First District of the Cleveland Police Department are about as strange as they get.

This officer was hurt in the line of duty at one point and received what’s known as the “Distinguished Service Medal,” back in 2013. The officer is now on restricted duty and his employment with the department is rightfully up in the air at this very moment.

I guess my point here is that both of these officers are playing both sides of the coin. They are putting people behind bars for the same crimes which they’re committing. Thankfully, someone saw something and spoke up about it. If these two members of their respectful Police Departments aren’t made an example of then I don’t ever see this ending.

If they got caught and arrested for hiring an escort, then what would stop any police officer from arresting you for committing the same crime?

It’s just not worth it!

Again, this is exactly why you do not hire hookers to show you 15 minutes of fun. It’s just not worth the risk in the United States. You’re better off either going on a trip where this type of thing is legal or just joining a social sex network that offers this type of thing for free.

Disclaimer: Nothing that I’ve shared today isn’t already public information. All of the records and sources have been provided below. I’m merely sharing what I’ve read based on the sources I have.