Monthly Archives: January 2019
Monthly Archives: January 2019
An owner of an upscale restaurant located in Manhattan (the Upper East Side of New York) has taken the “call girl,” and “escorting” problem into his own hands. This isn’t just any restaurant either. It’s one that celebrities often dine at and are spotted quite often.
The Italian restaurant owner decided that they were not going to let any single women hang out on the bar. So, they did what they set out to do – kicked single women off of the bar. Doing so crushed their Yelp rating too!
Well, to make matter worse, a woman by the name of Clementine Crawford (who had been dining there as a regular for quite some time) ended up being removed from the bar and moved to a table.
Needless to say, she was furious! In fact, Ms. Crawford was so mad about this that she ended up writing an essay titled, “The Night I was mistaken for a Call Girl!” The essay was eventually published online by Drugstore Culture.
The first thing that came to mind was, “Nello? Are you there? I guess nobody’s home upstairs!” What a dumb move and of course she’s going to be insulted!
She wanted her voice to be heard and even shared the story with a website called Page Six.
As for the woman who was removed from the bar, she’s not an escort or a call girl. In fact, she’s a very successful executive at a branding firm called Finch & Partners.
I completely understand that the owner was trying to crack down on prostitutes and them attempting to cling to any athlete with two legs and a wallet full of green. However, the old saying goes like this, “Know your customer.” The owner of this Italian establishment and the people that work there clearly do not know who their patrons are and who is dining there on a regular basis.
I commend the owner of Nello for trying to take out the trash and make room for those looking to spend money in the restaurant, not cling to the athletes like a sucker fish stuck to the side of a fish tank.
However, you need to know who your people are or you’re bound to get a bad rep for taking action the wrong way. This single incident alone proves my point.
I’d like to point out that the release of this lady’s story absolutely destroyed the Yelp rating of the restaurant. I guess they learned their lesson from what I’ve read. Either that or they just don’t care what other people think, so long as celebs and athletes keep dining there. Heck, it might even give these people some piece of mind that they can hang out in peace without getting bombarded to pay for escort services. Check, please!
For those of you interested in learning more about the restaurant, it’s located at 696 Madison Avenue, New York, NY 10065. Their hours are 11:30 am – 12:00 am 7 days a week. Bring your wallet, it’s not cheap!
I thought about putting this in the crazy news section, but some people don’t visit that part of The Nut Job, so I figured I’d put it in the blog roll so everyone could see it. Today I’m going to speak about some absolute madness. What I’m talking about is the Guiness Book of World Records for marriages and divorces!
The man who holds this dubious record is named Glynn Wolfe. He was also know as Scotty Wolfe, most likely to get away from the stigma as a serial marriage type of guy.
All said and done, Wolfe maintains the record for the largest number of monogamous marriages at a strong 29.
The marriage of the shortest duration lasted just 19 days, while his longest went for eleven years.
He married the same woman three times (Chalotte Devane), and another two women (Katherine Archer, and Sharon Goodwin) twice.
Five us his marriages came to an abrupt end with his spouse dying. I feel bad for him in that regard, funerals are no fun.
Wolfe was survived by his 30th wife.
Ironically, his most successful (read: longest) marriage was to a woman 37 years younger than him. (Sugar daddy sites work, you guys.)
Also of irony, his final marriage was to the woman who holds the dubious record of the most marriages for a female, at a whopping 23 times. It was said that the marriage was a publicity stunt.
Wolfe passed away in Redlands, California, with under 50 days until his 89th birthday. With “approximately” 40 children who should have been calling him “Dad,” his body mysterious went unclaimed. On a very sad note, not a single child of his, nor one of the 29 women who he married (make that 24 since 5 were deceased) attended his funeral .
Herbert and Zelmyra Fisher made it 86 years. I’ll tip my cap to that. Wouldn’t happen in today’s era of swipe apps.
Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian come to mind, but they actually went a month or so before than went haywire. All joking aside, there are many marriages that end up in divorce court just minutes, or hours after tying the knot. Like Snoop Dogg sang famously,” it’s a crazy mixed up world, it’s a doggy dogg world.”
Believe it or not, some people spend a lot of money on their weddings. I always enjoy a good party, as long as I’m not the one getting the bill at the end of the night, so I thought it would be interesting to see what the most expensive wedding in history is thought to be.
Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the crown prince of Abu Dhabi, had a custom stadium seating 20,000 people for his wedding to his bride Princess Salama. 34 private jets arrived at the scene in 1981, where the wedding bill was north of $100 million! Dude, that’s a lot of lap dances, or better yet, dates with strippers.
People grow apart, that’s part of the game. In the case of Bertie and Jessie Wood, who were wed for 36 years, they decided to call it quits just under two years shy of their 100th birthdays. Maybe they are tech savvy and one of them started hooking up with Instagram Thots?
For me, I’ll stay single and won’t flirt with winning – err – losing at life and setting any records.
If you are a single male who likes to travel, there is no reason you shouldn’t have been to Costa Rica yet. This country is like the game Candy Land for single men, and if you don’t know about it yet, I’m going to give you a rundown on how Costa Rica sex works and why Costa Rican prostitutes are so abundant.
This is a topic that’s gone so mainstream that a South Park episode was dedicated to this exact topic. You can view the full episode here.
While I don’t know the history of the paid sex down there prior to the year 2000, I can give you an idea of what it’s been like the last 19 years. I’ve been numerous times with my buddies, and even took sabbaticals from crazy New York City to enjoy the life they call “pura vida” down in the Central Valley of Costa Rica, finding flings along the way. There are two main hot spots for prostitution in Costa Rica: San Jose, and Playa Jaco. The latter is the better option right now and it’s been trending up for a solid 7-8 years and will continue due to the mere reputation, location (San Jose is land locked), and weather. The weather at the beach is gorgeous, and think about all the things you can do when you aren’t spending five minutes trying to tap some Latina ass. Surfing, sport fishing, ATV rides, hiking, rain forest and zip line tours, golf, tennis, and much more. There are many things to do in Costa Rica besides chase tail, but I won’t be getting into anything other than chasing tail today. This is a site for single men, and while many of us golf, we could care less what you shot yesterday. Let’s just be honest with one another and keep the facts on hooking up in Costa Rica flowing as fast as the Imperial Beer comes out of the kegs from the bars these women congregate at.
Let’s start with the nation’s Capital city, San Jose. Old “San Ho” as I called it way back when. This place was the best place to find working women back when I first stepped foot in this country. Now, it’s a bit more run down and there are way less options for hunting, but they do still exist. The main hot spot is a gigantic pink hotel that takes up most of a City block called the Hotel Del Rey. It’s such a monument, such a piece of Costa Rica nostalgia. that it deserves it’s own sub section on this blog post.
When you see this thing, it’s almost like something out of a movie. The pink colonial facade on the outside, littered with street urchins and deviants on every corner near by, it’s the perfect place to film a sequel to the Hangover series. Much closer to the USA than Thailand, this could have easily been a set location. If you’ve seen the Movie “Runner Runner,” there are many instances that hint at that. Avoid engaging in business with anyone on the street. They are on the street for a reason. I don’t care if you need Viagra, Cialis, Weed, Blow, or anything else they promise you, it’s usually a ripoff and always a bad idea. I wouldn’t recommend you trust a hooker either, but here, I’m going to recommend just that. Use their connections and avoid the street mooches at all costs. The Cuban cigars aren’t Cuban, as you probably should correctly assume. When you say “no” to any of their overtures, they will just ask you for money, so know that in advance and try not to have any in your hand or somewhere visible.
Once you accomplish your goal of avoiding these people, make your way inside and view the madness. You’ll get frisked on your way in, but that’s for your safety. What awaits you on the inside is pure bachelor paradise – over 100 hookers from Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Colombia, the Dominican Republic, and many other countries are ready to give you a ride if you agree on a price. Prices have ranged from $25 for the low end, budget hookers, (usually older and overweight) to $150 (or more, depending on how big of a sucker you are) for the younger, more in shape options. Of course, your mileage will vary and there is always the odd duck that gets a freebie but it’s more common to get ripped off or shitty service, so keep that in mind, Romeo.
Once you enter, you’ll find a coffee bar, aptly called the Lobby Bar, on your left. There are many tables where women congregate and set up shop to have talks with men and get the business started. You’ll see the check in desk directly in front of you, surrounded by desks that outfit the perimeter of the hotel offering sport fishing charters, tours, and much more. If you want it, they will get it for you. This is a for profit business, you know?
If you snake your way around the left side of the front desk, you’ll see a casino set up. Sometimes it’s lively, sometimes it’s dead. They offer Rummy, Canasta, and other Caribbean table games. You’ll also have plenty of slots to choose from, if that’s your thing. I choose not to, because it’s not like the Nevada Gaming Commission is there to help if anything goes wrong, and it will.
Make your way around the slots and in the very back left corner is a poker room. It’s been a sports book before, and before that, a bar area. Things often change here in the Del Rey Casino & Hotel so it may be configured differently depending on when you visit. One thing that will not ever change is what many men call “the gauntlet.” The gauntlet is two steps up off the casino floor, next to the bathrooms, and it’s officially called the Blue Marlin Bar. The Blue Marlin Bar is the attraction at the Hotel Del Rey. You’ll get your junk grabbed many times over. You’ll have women whisper things into your ears, ask for drinks, and offer up a “massage” that of course, leads to a massage on your penis, and then usually much, much more. These women are the working girls, every single one of them. While it’s unusual, you may find a woman accompanying a man or group there, so be careful if someone doesn’t look like they are working, but I can tell you that 99.9% are. “Normal” women don’t enter this bar or hotel, it’s simply not done.
While you get accosted, get a beer. The bar has a few beat up TV’s, but you won’t find many people tuned in. The eyes are on the hookers working the Blue Marlin. These are women you don’t want to make eye contact with unless you want to get their attention. I’ve been there so many times that I know how to deal with them, but some guys simply can’t. Again, you’ll get offers all over the board from women all over Central and South America. Some will be all decked out in their best dresses, others will look like hot teachers, and some will be downright ugly.
I’m not promoting prostitution here, we’re simply telling you how it works. Also, NEVER, EVER, EVER, engage in any sex act with a minor. You’ll go to jail, no questions asked. Don’t even think about it, you sick fucks.
The later the night gets, the lower the prices may be. Prostitution in Costa Rica, and namely the Del Rey, is confined to customers who come to the places the women frequent. On a busy night, you’ll have some competition. On a slow night for tourism, it’ll be a buyers (ahem, renters) market.
While the Del Rey Hotel was a mecca for most of the 80’s, 90’s, and early 2000’s, it’s slowed quite a bit in recent years. You’ll still find 50-200 women there on average nights, but the quality isn’t what it used to be. Instead, many Costa Rican hookers find themselves making their way to the beach. Jaco Beach, to be exact.
The Jaco Beach scene has been rampant for a while, with the Beatle Bar leading the way as the #1 spot to go – until it wasn’t!
I can’t recall the exact year, but at some point, the bar was sold. I want to say 2007 or so. It was ran terribly ever since then, with some new group making major changes, including an entrance fee and many price hikes, that led to the regulars and women going to other places. Eventually, the place was shut down. Today, in 2019, it’s open but under a bar format not known for welcoming prostitution.
Like the old saying goes, one man’s loss is another man’s gain. Like I did in San Jose, I’ll dedicate an entire section to a place called the Cocal Hotel & Casino.
This place is like a poor man’s Clevelander, the famous Ocean Drive bar that is always poppin’ off with tourists and locals alike. Although not one tenth as fancy, the Cocal suffices as the number one pick up spot in Jaco to meet hookers. Like San Jose, you’ll meet women of all ages and backgrounds, but on a beach setting, with a pool in the middle, and an open air bar that is normally graced with a DJ spinning music and keeping people lively.
As you enter the Cocal, you’ll have the option of being in the casino, which serves as a place to gamble in addition to being an overflow room when there are too many prostitutes. There really is no such thing as too many prostitutes in my book, but there is such a thing as a capacity crowd in the Cocal.
The perimeter of the pool is lined up with rooms. These rooms may as well have turn styles for how often people come in and out of them. In they go, out they go. Women enter rooms with men who rent them, and get down and dirty. The bar is full of women, and overall they are younger and more attractive then the ones you’ll meet at the Del Rey.
If you don’t find what you are looking for at the Hotel Cocal, know that many of the women that you didn’t get to meet will subsequently make their way to the discos and bars in town. Currently, Le Loft is the leading venue for most people. It’s a mix of tourists, locals, and hookers. This makes for some interesting connections and looks from some of the eco-tourists who hadn’t previously known of the abundance of hookers in the area!
Le Loft plays great music, has a DJ, and normally is my go-to spot. You can also walk down the street and find women making their way to other disco’s, Amigos Bar, The Orange Pub, or other bars. The names escape me because I’m normally at Le Loft, if I’m out that late as it is. Normally I’m a day drinker and in bed early.
While there are MANY places to find prostitutes in Costa Rica, I’m only going to highlight the more known ones.
In San Jose, you have the Sportsmen’s Lodge. This is a place that is an actual bar, hotel, restaurant, and place that welcomes women. Typically older, less attractive women that make their rounds into other bars and hotels in the area, but you can always find a diamond in the rough and appreciate the exceptions to the rules, right? The owner, Bill, is very hands on and welcoming. The sports games are always on, the service fast and polite, and you can play pool, watch games, eat, or even stay there if you wish. It’s a great place and a place you need to at least get a drink at and give a chance.
These are quite dodgy, and over the years many of them have been shut down, raided, and re-opened. I don’t trust them because I have heard stories of underage women working there, and I’m not down with that. Sure, that’s an anomaly and probably not standard, but be careful. The New Fantasy has been around for quite a while, and it’s had it’s fair share of issues but has been fun at times. It’s near the Sportsmen’s in Barrio Amon. Just a few blocks away (someone help me with the direction) you can find the Hotel Little Havana. Over the years, they have been called “Zona Blue” as well. You’ll find women that will take you to rooms for a massage and more. You’ll also find Cuban cigars. Legit ones. There is a huge humidor you can enjoy and smoke freely.
The Pirates Club is in a dodgy part of town that’s not very safe, but once inside the guarded establishment you’ll be fine in one of Costa Rica’s only remaining “Pensions.” I can’t really tell you how this works, but know that there are women there that will go upstairs to a room with you for cash. A pension license is something of a rarity these days, but the Pirates Club had one last I checked. It’s almost like a bordello license from what I understand.
After that, the drop off is very real. There are many “Tico bars” that have working women that are for the budget conscious. (See: cheap hookers.) I don’t recommend going here alone, and never go at night. It can get dangerous, and while I enjoy danger, I’ve put myself in some predicaments being places I’m not welcome. The main Gringo area to hang out in is around the Del Rey. Locals refer to this as the “Gringo Gulch.” For the guys who like to live life on the edge, some of them that fall into the massage parlor / strip club realm include: Tangas, Monaco, Cha Cha Cha, VIPs Molina Rojo, Lipstick, Nicole’s, Alcasar, and Bar Dorado.
A man who died (RIP) who went by the name “Don Gordo” famously made a map of San Jose. He used to walk these routes to these houses of deviancy, and he made it for others as a way to give back. A link to it is here.
This is where things get interesting. Like the United States, there are scantily clad women dancing. Sort of like some places in the United States, you can have sex with them. Let me back up, you can have sex in strip clubs in Costa Rica. It’s very common, and other than running up your bar tab by having you buy them $20 watered down champagne mixes, this is how they make their money. There are lap dances, but why get a lap dance when the price of 5 or so of them equates to renting a room and doing whatever you want?
If you don’t want to dine in, you can get take out. Every club differs, so ask the women and the managers how it works. Some low budget Tico strip clubs are very cheap, and the high end ones geared towards tourists like Tango India VIP will be very expensive. The latter has themed rooms with hot tubs, flat screens, and lavish decor. You will want to check that one out, it’s amazing.
Other clubs worth seeing are Elite on Paseo Colon, (owned by D’Pelufo’s) and the original D’Pelufo’s in San Pedro. They are famous for their Lesbian shows, which used to take place on Wednesday nights. Check your local listings.
The customers are pretty much ugly Americans for the most part. Not all, but most, are people you want to avoid. They dress like crap. Like this, actually. They have poor hygiene, lie a lot, and really aren’t people you want to trust. Of course, I’ve met some good people along the way, but I’m speaking about the majority here and putting out the caution flag.
Watch your back in San Jose. It can be dangerous and many disease infested, gender-transformed she-males roam the streets ready to rob you. You know the saying: good from far, far from good.
You’ll see plenty of “chics with dicks,” or “chicas con sorpresas” on the outskirts of the Gringo Gulch. They normally prey on intoxicated tourists.
Many old timers and old school Costa Rica single male travelers will remember the following locations. I can confirm that none remain open. It’s very sad, but very true. The Gringo Gulch is all but dead.
Veterans to Costa Rica, did I miss anything? I’d love to hear your commentary, feedback, and thoughts.
I’m a little nutty by nature and yes, I was once crazy enough to try and hit up every IG model I came in contact with. However, that’s changed in recent years. See, Instagram models are everywhere and although they’re nice to look at they aren’t the best to date. I like to consider myself an Instagram connoisseur. In other words, I peep on IG girls 24/7. Why do these instababes get all the attention? Well, let’s face it, they run the Internet. There is 100% no denying the fact that these females parading around IG with skimpy outfits, thongs, and more are marketing gurus. They’re geniuses in that respect.
If you’re thinking of attempting to connect at a more intimate level with that Instagram model that has 200K followers, then you should read this. It’s simply a warning of caution, nothing more and I need you to know that these women are everything to me because I love looking at them.
Before jumping the gun and shooting her the direct messages (DM) you need to face the facts and know what you’re getting into. It might not be a great idea. These reasons listed below explain why you shouldn’t bother trying to date these social media models.
Here are all the main reasons why I suggest NOT trying to date models posting on social media. Some of these are going to be obvious, but not all of them. At any rate, here’s what you need to know about this.
Seriously, if you’re not honest with yourself, then you’re a complete liar. There’s not a chance in hell that you’re her type. My guess is that this IG model has a very specific type of person she’s looking for and poo poo for you, it’s not what you’ve got to offer.
Don’t waste your time trying to reel her in, because it’s not going to happen.
Did you think you were the only one out there trying to hit it? Nah man! What are you a knucklehead? Get in line and pack lunch and dinner because it’s a long one. This girl typically has thousands of guys trying to pull her in. Most of these guys are titty fuck shit bags that have nothing to offer, but never the less, it can be a major wall to climb.
There are hundreds of Insta models that literally don’t work. They’ve never worked a day in their life and they spend most of their time on vacation. If you think she’s going to hang around while you work your ass off, you’re dead wrong. Guess what? She’s going to be on a boat for a month with other hoes (maybe even with girls getting paid to play if you know what I mean, who the hell knows). Yes, boats and hoes – I said it.
Most of these social media models care about one thing – likes and more likes. You’re second in line if you’re lucky. Now, if you’re not promoting her on Insta and Snpachat, then you done messed up fam! LOL, she will go full psycho on you if you don’t commit to dropping everything and putting her social media account number one.
No way in hell you’re going to get more time than her phone. The phone is the lifeline and without it, she literally can’t breathe. Don’t ever think that you come first because you don’t and you won’t. Simple as that my friend.
I can confirm that every single Instagram model promotes something. If they’re not promoting themselves, then they are promoting something else. You’re going to have to deal with the promoting nonsense and the fact that she’s exhausted from “working” so she just can’t find the energy to meet up with you.
Thinking about dating a social media babe? Well, plan on renting private jets, dining at the finest restaurants, and buying the nicest purses because anything short of that and you’re kicked to the curb. Most of these girls think nothing of spending your money and when it runs out, so will they.
If you plan on dating these girls, then you’re essentially going to turn into a professional photographer. Well, what I mean is that you’ll be asked to snap more pics for social media than doing anything else. It’s literally an exhausting task and again, the photos mean more to her than you.
If that doesn’t convince you to want to stay far away from Instagram models, then I don’t know what will. They’re hot to look at, yes. But do yourself a favor and keep it that way only.
Thank me later.
P.S. If you’re looking to meet girls like these Instagram models but without the drama and work involved, then give this a shot. It’s bound to work ten times better than creeping on IG girls via DM.
I’ll end on a good note. Please understand that I’m not telling you to stop checking out these hot girls on social media. Just don’t try and date them.
I’ve seen some extremely weird stuff over the years. When it comes to dating, nothing surprises me today. I’m not joking, literally nothing at all surprises me. Even the weirdest dating sites in the world don’t shock me. The thing that does though is that people out there actually join them. You’re never going to hook up on these sites and if you do, bless you. Do yourself a solid and read this list, understand what they are and kick yourself square in the dick if you even think about joining them. I’d rather you hire some hooker or tug it thinking about banging your hot school teacher. Trust me, anything is better than actually registering on these sites.
These sites are as weird as it gets and if you’re a member of any of them, I hope to god no one knows! Check out these beauties…
This site is called clowndating.com and it creeps me the heck out. People have unhealthy obsessions with clowns and it scares the living shit out of me. If you’re that much into clowns, then you need to watch the movie Devils Rejects by Rob Zombie, you won’t like them after that. I can’t think of anything worse than having sex with some girl dressed up as a clown. It makes me soft just thinking about it.
You people and your food allergies are ruining this world. This looks more like the bad start of a cult versus anything else. Aside from the site looking like a piece of crap, I think that dating someone because you’re allergic to the same foods is crazy. Look at the couples on the cover page of the site, they look weirder than my Uncle Jerry and he’s a strange cat. Do you know what the couple cooking on the homepage says to me? Hey, we are really boring and can only eat egg whites or we’ll die. This is awesome we met, we’re cooking! Doesn’t get more bullshit than that.
Awesome! Let’s each take dumps in our diapers and change on another. Hey, maybe we’ll use extra baby powder this time. The scary part is that this site has 42,000 members according to the site. Yes, you read that right! If you’re looking for a diaper mate then don’t call me. I’ll call the cops on your sick ass you freak!
Do you prefer to sweat profusely while trying to eat that reaper pepper with extra cheese on your nachos? If so, then you’re gross but good news for you, there’s light at the end of the tunnel to feed your hot sauce addiction. Hotsaucepassions.com is all about connecting you with other hot sauce lovers. Good luck fighting for the bathroom with all that diarrhea, just saying.
The premise behind this site is self-explanatory. You date someone because you like their pet, simple as that. If you ask me, pets are a pain in the ass in general. I’d prefer if my hook up partner didn’t have pets. It would make my life a lot easier and better odds that I won’t step in a steaming pile of dog shit. This site screams something simple to me, you should definitely date me and my pet because without my pet I totally suck!
This one sounds like a real toe jammin’ time! The what ifs here are incredible. What if their feet stink? What if they’re sporting a crazy hammer toe? Don’t even get me started on women with hairy toes. I think I’m going to vomit, that’s enough of that.
Perhaps the sketchiest of them all is the Inmate Mingle website. If you’re looking to help someone smuggle heroin into jail or perhaps hits of acid and be responsible for filling someone convicts canteen then this is perfect for you. Nothing like stereotyping with the black couple on the homepage. Good job! LOL
Who doesn’t love a site dedicated to fat bastards? I know some people are into BBW girls and I’m not knocking those that are. All I’m saying is that the conversation gets weird soon as you mention being a fat bastard member. Fair enough? That hairy guy wearing gold chains is a disgrace to all men. What a slob and a half.
Not your average Match.com I guess. Seriously, this reminds me of every trench coat wearing psychopath that I went to high school with. If you’re looking to get stabs in the neck with a sword, then this network might be the one for you I guess. If you’re looking for real dating sites that actually work and don’t creep millions of people out, check out this one here.
Every time I see one of these breaking stories of a teacher having sex with a student, I scratch my head and wonder “where were these women when I was in school?” It seems like every quarter there is some new hottie looking for some very young sexual partners. Why not me 25 years ago? Huh? Why not?
I spent considerable time researching this online, and I’ve come up with the ultimate list of hot teachers who had sex with their students. Enjoy, share, and pass along to your buddies. At the end of the article, chime in on which one you feel is the sexiest.
The ace of this lineup is Stephanie Peterson.
Arrested at the age of 26, Peterson was caught sending nude pictures to a student who was just 14 at the time. If that’s not enough, she had sex with him in her car. Oh, and if that’s not enough, she had sex with him in her barn. Yes, her barn. Sounds like something you’d see in a good Reality Kings clip. She also brought the student marijuana. She bangs anywhere, she smokes the weed, she’s shredded, and catches fish. SIGN ME UP.
Classes Taught: Science
Call it a personal preference, but I’m into brunettes. I feel like the guys who are into blondes are the same ones who always bet on black at the roulette table. Being contrarian is life, and if being contrarian is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Erin Elizabeth McAuliffe definitely took the road less traveled when she was arrested for having sex with not one, not two, but three teenage students.
Thanks to Maxim Magazine via Barstool Sports for this pic.
Location: North Carolina
Classes Taught: Math
Next up, we have Kayla Sprinkles. If that doesn’t sound like an adult film star name, I don’t know what does.
This statement from a student says it all. (Source: Heavy.com)
How do you become one of the most well liked teachers in your school, you ask? Allegations include engaging in “sex acts” with students. While I can’t find the outcome of this case, and of course, we are all innocent until proven otherwise, the last article revolves around a trial move.
Location: North Carolina
Classes Taught: Social Studies & Athletic Coach
Next up, we move up North to New Jersey for Fatima Grupico.
Grupico, 24, had sex with a male student, age 17, several times in her classroom. If that’s not hot, I don’t know what hot is.
Every article states that “since he was a student” it was a problem. That alarmed me, because I thought it was a problem any time someone under 18 was having sex with someone older than 18, but then after consulting some deviant friends I was told that every State is different. I’m just gonna stick with 18 as my bar and play it safe.
Anyway, the guys at Barstool Sports pointed out that she loves to take classroom selfies, which of course, means, she needs attention. Do what you want with that, there are some cute pics of her that earned her a place on this historic list of naughty teachers.
Location: New Jersey
Classes Taught: History
They say everything is bigger in Texas, that apparently includes the smiles when you get arrested. Just ask Sarah Fowlkes, a married woman who had “sexual contact with the intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of” and pled guilty in the fall of 2018. She was 27 at the time, and the student, just 17.
Stories like hers make sense of my article about why most married men are unhappy.
Her lawyer maintains her innocence, and this plea helps her most likely avoid jail time. Here’s a look. Would you?
Classes Taught: Science
Staying in the middle of the country, we take our game to Kansas, where Michelle Preston admitted to having sex with at least two of her students. She used Facebook to woo them, and then invited them over to her house, which I really didn’t think worked anymore, but I guess I have to step up my game! Maybe I’ll brush up on my opening lines and get back to basics.
Anyhow, in March of 2011, a photo of a nude Michelle Preston started making it’s way around the school. When students have naked pics of their teachers, it’s game over. I can’t imagine all the snide comments I’d be making throughout the day. I’d laugh all day, like a real life Beavis and Butthead.
The students were 17 and 18, so they were of the age of consent. I don’t like to launch into opinions on what’s right and what’s wrong in society, but from what I know about every school has (and should have) a rule about hooking up with students. Unless I were to go back to school, they should totally revoke that.
Classes Taught: Psychology, Geography, and Cheerleading
When I think of Kentucky, the first things that come to mind are Kentucky Fried Chicken, Bluegrass, horse racing, and mint juleps. After reading about Lindsey Banta Jarvis, I may add “horny teachers” to that list.
Jarvis would routinely escape from her home to meet a 15 year old student for sex. She was charged with rape and sodomy. She received 18 months in her guilty plea. It’s a weird, drawn out case, and conclusions were made that she carried on a relationship with the boy for a period of time. Her husband is very religious and accompanied her to court.
Classes Taught: Social Studies, Teachers Aid
Recently pleading guilty to just one count of sexual indecency with a child, she admitted to having sex with four students. However, all were 18 or older, except for the one, who – no shock here – lied about his age. If I’m going to book a legendary story about banging a teacher and have to lie about my age to make it happen, you can bet your ass I’m gonna do it. Goline sent a pic of herself in a thong to a student (power move). The Sun even mentioned that she had sex with two of the students in the same night.
Classes Taught: Art
This one is odd, and I feel bad for Boncal. So the student asks for her number, and she gives it to him. They exchange messages, hook up, and even according to the victim’s parents, “fall in love.” The student is 18, and teacher was 21/22 (unclear as there are conflicting reports) at the time. The parents of the boy did not want charges pressed on Boncal.
She was arrested and terminated from the school.
So what’s the big deal?
Classes Taught: Track Coach & Student Teacher
Zamora made huge news when she was accused of sexually abusing a 13 year old student. 13, that’s not a typo. The parents of the boy found naked photos of Zamora on his phone, which led to a discovery about a secret chat room she set up where she sent explicit and inappropriate messages to him. After some odd behavior led the boys step Mom to put an app on his phone tracking text messages, she confronted him. He admitted to having sex with Zamora. Police were led to believe that sex happened three times, as well as a sex act in the classroom.
Zamora was married. According to the Mirror, her husband this guy) begged the students parents not to tell the police. They were childhood sweethearts. (Or are? Don’t know how you could stay with that hot mess after she chose to get some supplemental vitamin D in the form of a student.)
There are nut jobs everywhere, I guess.
Classes Taught: Track Coach & Student Teacher
There are rules for playing the single guy lifestyle and if you break those rules it’ll cost you. While there aren’t that many, there are some and trust me, I follow them every single day. Today I’m going to share some really important tips related to dressing for a date. Though we lean towards casual attire given that it’s a casual date, there are still some things that you should just refrain from wearing.
I can almost guarantee that if you wear any of these things to a hookup date or a first date you will be leaving by yourself and not even with blue balls. You won’t even get that far!
So, I’m going to keep this relatively simple and quite frankly, I shouldn’t even have to share this with you but I will. If you’re wondering if I actually practice what I preach, you won’t catch me wearing any of the things I’m about to share below. Well, if there was a zombie apocalypse maybe and I was limited on clothing, but other than that, no way in hell.
You know all those cool cat tees that you see at Spencer’s and Hot Topic, leave them on the rack. No one thinks they’re cool. In fact, you look like a high school loser that’s been playing video games and jerking off to anime girls. No girl wants to bang a dude wearing cats and kittens. Get real or never get laid.
The Church of Scientology is creepy and I don’t like Tom Cruise either because he’s the creepiest of them all. I can’t stand religion pushers and most people that I know rather jump out of a moving car than listen to someone try and convert them. Wearing your Scientology shirt shows that you’re the type that likes to follow others and that you’re pretty much a weirdo. Don’t even think about it.
Who the hell are you, Jeffrey Dahmer? If some girl walks in and sees that her date is sporting a pocket knife it doesn’t matter how big it is, she’s not thinking it’s macho. Instead, she already trying to think her way out of there without getting murdered. Oh, and if you pull out the pocket knife for any reason other than saving her from a robber, then you’re a psycho.
Really, if you even have to ask why I added this, then you’re a moron. Unless you’re an on-duty police officer with a license to carry and you’re in full uniform, then leave the gun at home. Starsky and Hutch don’t need any help and you’re not that important or rich – trust me. Oh, and try wearing a gun and meeting a crazy lady and she’s bound to go off the charts nuts on you. Don’t believe me? The proof is in the pudding, just ask this woman right here.
Are you over the age of 11 and do you own a pair of Crocs? If so, then you’ve just solidified the fact that you’re a complete loser. Women don’t think Crocs are cool. They’re practical for children and that’s about it. If you’re a grown man wearing Crocs, then you’re likely a fat loser or a super skinny loser that literally never gets laid ever.
Well, I kept this one pretty short and sweet but I wanted to give you some real guidance to help you avoid any embarrassment with regards to dressing for your date. If I even attempted to wear any of the items mentioned above which on a date in New York City, that date would last about 30 seconds max.
Why should you listen to me? You should listen to me because I’m the voice of reason and I know how to hook up with women. My smash and dash record doesn’t lie, nor do I, so take action and do the right thing. Purge all those items and prosper. One last thing, if you’re not using any dating sites yet, then perhaps you should start with the fuckbook network because you will hook up if you use it. Thank me later.